Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Because it's the absolute worst kind of pandering bullshit?

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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Because it's the absolute worst kind of pandering bullshit?

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I hope Bob makes comments about the "secret" Facebook group of Marvel creators who were shit talking the fans and at one point talking about their idea to bait one of their critics into punching them in order to make him look bad. Bob would totally support a bunch of out of touch New Yorkers trying to assault a veteran for making fun of their comics. It's been getting bad enough that Mark Waid wants to talk to the critic in private, presumably to save his own ass if/when the company gets sued into oblivion. They're already looked down on by Disney after Marvel Studios broke off into it's own thing and this might be the breaking point.
 
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So the fat man just complained about people not getting a joke when we just saw him earlier complaining about how unfunny comedians are?

"Bubble" is no longer sufficient to describe what Bob is in.
 
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Hollow Cost said:
can we just march the people into the ocean instead? I like the landmarks and history of the place
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We could just sell it to Bethesda. Let them walk it off and turn it into a Fallout 4 Theme park. Preferably with live ammo all around. (Don't worry tourists, them there locals, I mean "park characters" is actually allergic to guns. They hates the things. So you all just go ahead and Fire at will.)
 
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Flexo said:
So the fat man just complained about people not getting a joke when we just saw him earlier complaining about how unfunny comedians are?

"Bubble" is no longer sufficient to describe what Bob is in.
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What Bob is in us his own rectum. Granted it or its surrounding tissue probably can be described as a bubble.
 
Where do you guys think the genetic aspects of Bob's Superior Future come from? Did he come up with it on his own or did he get it from some pop culture thing? The stuff about "Superior Societal Evolution" or whatever.
 
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Where do you guys think the genetic aspects of Bob's Superior Future come from? Did he come up with it on his own or did he get it from some pop culture thing? The stuff about "Superior Societal Evolution" or whatever.
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Mommy told him he was the specialest, and it all went downhill from there.
 
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Is Bob a Trail of Tears denier?
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In all honesty, it just highlights that he's only in it to be "on the right side of history". Because the Natives are in a pretty nice spot. At least here in the Dakotas they have a limited form of sovereignty. They get a monopoly on Casinos and get their own colleges. And even then it's not perfect. I'm hesitant to talk about it at length, because this is only hearsay. But the Tribes are a fucking mess. Like it seems every year they have an embezzlement scandal. Not to mention they get pretty uppity who gets to count as part of the Tribe by "blood". And it's starting to shrink out the population, because of the dilution, which means they get less money from the US. And the politics keep fucking up any change.

In short, Bob actually has an example of his Superior Future led by non-whites. And they're imperfect and as fucked up as white people doing it. And he seems to be oblivious of this.

Because surprise of surprises Bob only knows what's popular!
 
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Nah, we only have evidence of Atlas Shrugged.

Same stupid, different sizes.
 
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