Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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With Twitter rolling out the 280 character limit to a select few individuals, I'm surprised to see that Bob wasn't chosen for it. You think if the 280 character limit goes through, Bob will finally stop posting these ridiculously long "threads" on Twitter?

Actually, that's kind of a dumb question. I think we all know the answer.

Update: Sadly, we lost a great American icon tonight. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has died at the grand old age of 91. He will be missed.

Of course, Bobbo has to have a say on the life and times of ole Hef. Here's what he posted on Twitter regarding Hugh Hefner (I put it in paragraph form to see if his ramblings would make any sense to me.

Spoiler: it doesn't.

Hugh Hefner, dead at 91. Incredibly complicated figure and legacy, will be interesting to see how the 21st Century reckons with both. PLAYBOY probably shaped the second half of 20th Century pop-culture more than almost any other media entity. Up there with MAD, Rolling Stone, Time easily. Hef's actual place in the "sexual revolution" is... complicated, to say the least.

It's probably indisputable that PLAYBOY turning [a certain specific idea of] "liberated women" into a fetishized ideal (Hef's social politics were basically "feminism rules! Classy hot gals who don't demand weddings for sex and have their own money!") helped get a generation of men "onboard" if for selfish reasons and that was a big deal. On the other hand, it eventually curdled into the "whaddaya mean I can't compliment your boobs at work, why are you such a REGRESSIVE PURITAN??" douchebag thing, so... yeah. Mixed legacy, long term.

(Also, the heyday of the Mansion Parties were WAY less "whimsical" about the debauchery than pop-history generally depicts," so... yeah.)(There's also the argument that pop-culture overstates Hef/PB's influence because Kinsey is less fun to talk about. Valid.)

When Hefner was a kid, he let his sick dog sleep on his favorite blanket. It died that night. His parents insisted on burning the blanket which he never forgace [sic] them for. It had pictures of rabbits on it and he remembered, vividly, as (yes) "The Bunny Blanket." If you wrote that into the movie, you'd be laughed out of the assignment. But apparently that happened.
 
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"Captain America agrees with my views, so he's a Real American hero!"
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The hypocrisy with this tub of lard is fucking brazen.
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Update: Sadly, we lost a great American icon tonight. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner has died at the grand old age of 91. He will be missed.

Of course, Bobbo has to have a say on the life and times of ole Hef. Here's what he posted on Twitter regarding Hugh Hefner (I put it in paragraph form to see if his ramblings would make any sense to me.

Spoiler: it doesn't.

Hugh Hefner, dead at 91. Incredibly complicated figure and legacy, will be interesting to see how the 21st Century reckons with both. PLAYBOY probably shaped the second half of 20th Century pop-culture more than almost any other media entity. Up there with MAD, Rolling Stone, Time easily. Hef's actual place in the "sexual revolution" is... complicated, to say the least.

It's probably indisputable that PLAYBOY turning [a certain specific idea of] "liberated women" into a fetishized ideal (Hef's social politics were basically "feminism rules! Classy hot gals who don't demand weddings for sex and have their own money!") helped get a generation of men "onboard" if for selfish reasons and that was a big deal. On the other hand, it eventually curdled into the "whaddaya mean I can't compliment your boobs at work, why are you such a REGRESSIVE PURITAN??" douchebag thing, so... yeah. Mixed legacy, long term.

(Also, the heyday of the Mansion Parties were WAY less "whimsical" about the debauchery than pop-history generally depicts," so... yeah.)(There's also the argument that pop-culture overstates Hef/PB's influence because Kinsey is less fun to talk about. Valid.)

When Hefner was a kid, he let his sick dog sleep on his favorite blanket. It died that night. His parents insisted on burning the blanket which he never forgace [sic] them for. It had pictures of rabbits on it and he remembered, vividly, as (yes) "The Bunny Blanket." If you wrote that into the movie, you'd be laughed out of the assignment. But apparently that happened.
On the other hand, it eventually curdled into the "whaddaya mean I can't compliment your boobs at work, why are you such a REGRESSIVE PURITAN??" douchebag thing, so... yeah.
Bob has had a lot of dumb strawman over the years but this one is a special kind of dumb. Now I am starting to wonder how true that story about GTA and the kid due to wondering if Bob ever had a job if he thinks there are guys at work like this.
 
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The government should be ruled by the elites!

The corporations are saving the day because the government won't work!

The Superior Future, ruled by global megacorporations!

This fat fuck has to be one of the few morons in the world to whom that isn't a horrifying dystopian nightmare like Neuromancer.
 
The government should be ruled by the elites!

The corporations are saving the day because the government won't work!

Fucking pick one.
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Bob's enthusiasm for Corporations is strange to say the least, it probably comes from his enthusiasm for overt technocratic obligarchy despite the fact that corporations have a fucking terrible track record with power. More Burke from Aliens rather than Bruce wayne (Xanatos was an asshole anyway) but because steve jobs was quite likable and mark zuckerberg pays lip service to liberal causes he trusts them to defeat their fellow corporate overlord trump.
He really isnt a left winger in any context when you look at his beliefs I really wish he'd stop identifying as such.
 
I've been consider lolcows and their virtues (I'm trying to find the men and women behind the freak show) and I figured I'd start with my favourate and ask a simple question-what redeeming traits does Bob chipman have?
So far the only one I can really see which isnt tainted by stupidity or malice is his warm relationship with his brother:
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It's actually quite charming to watch him doing mundaine shit with another human being he clearly has a lot of love for. Can anyone think of any other redeeming traits Bob has?
 
I've been consider lolcows and their virtues (I'm trying to find the men and women behind the freak show) and I figured I'd start with my favourate and ask a simple question-what redeeming traits does Bob chipman have?
So far the only one I can really see which isnt tainted by stupidity or malice is his warm relationship with his brother:
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It's actually quite charming to watch him doing mundaine shit with another human being he clearly has a lot of love for. Can anyone think of any other redeeming traits Bob has?

He could be rendered down for a truly staggering quantity of biofuel.
 
I've been consider lolcows and their virtues (I'm trying to find the men and women behind the freak show) and I figured I'd start with my favourate and ask a simple question-what redeeming traits does Bob chipman have?
So far the only one I can really see which isnt tainted by stupidity or malice is his warm relationship with his brother:
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It's actually quite charming to watch him doing mundaine shit with another human being he clearly has a lot of love for. Can anyone think of any other redeeming traits Bob has?
his work ethic? By that I mean that he continue to pump out his shitty reviews at a steady stream. Unlike cows such as Dobson or Spoony, he make content.
 
I wonder how bob feels about Metal doing better then Legacy.

I can only imagine him fuming that the follow up to Secret Empire, where everything changes (again) is doing poorly against a one shot tie in to a DC event, featuring, an evil full conversion cyborg version of Batman, riding a laser tank that looks like himself, killing the Justice League.
 
Bloated toadman has the gall to make fun of Tucker Carlson's neck.

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