Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Random]

Did he literally confuse 'in the wrong place in the wrong time' with 'the perfect, ideal, generic every man'?

 

[link1234]

Cause it's not like John McClane ever had to deal with villains connected to his past. *Cough* Die Hards 1 & 3 *Cough*
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John McClane can defeat many villains while in bare feet.
Bob has no feet.

Conclusion: Bob is the one who is not special.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

This is brilliant. Also, just for giggles I tried to figure out how many people would live in a "fully Manhattanized" NYS. Because I don't care enough to do more than cursory research, I googled the state's size (about 54,000 square miles) and Manhattan's population density (about 67,000 people per square mile). Put em together and you get ... over 3.6 billion people.

Now try to imagine that a) this is even possible, that b) it wouldn't run into all the problems outlined in the comic Flexo posted, and c) this would be just one of at least 5 such sprawls in Bob's Superior Future (throw in LA / Silicon Valley, DC, Chicago, and maybe something around Atlanta and/or Florida). Imagine all that ... and that this is actually desirable instead of a Boschean urban hellscape drawn directly from a nightmarish crossbreed of Blade Runner and Dante's City of Dis. Try not to think about the crime, the ruined sectors, the areas that have almost collapsed from neglect, the horror show of filth and probably unimaginable diseases that would spring up from such a concentration of humanity, the disasters that would happen whenever the infrastructure failed for some reason (and it would fail sooner or later, probably on a semi-regular basis) ... imagine all that and ... congratulations! Your head is now as far up your ass as Bob's.

Fun fact. Teddy Roosevelt, a hyper-progressive Republican, basically set up the national forest and conservation system to prevent stuff like this happening.


(I mean, he mostly did it to stop corporations from buying up too much land and getting too big, but he also really liked nature too.)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Troma's not wrong y'all.

 

[Positron]

I dunno about chasing windmills, he looks way more like Sancho Panza.

Sancho has a sense of humor and an I-have-fun-come-what-may attitude. He doesn't describe his life as "a waking nightmare".

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

Fun fact. Teddy Roosevelt, a hyper-progressive Republican, basically set up the national forest and conservation system to prevent stuff like this happening.


(I mean, he mostly did it to stop corporations from buying up too much land and getting too big, but he also really liked nature too.)

Well he liked to kill and then eat the critters or make trophies out of them. No forests, no conservation means the number of critters that need to be killed has been drastically reduced.

 

[NSA]

Bob thinks in purely ideological terms, he has no individual opinions. All his opinions are based purely on how it relates to being a democrat. Therefor he likes the shitty new Star Trek show because one of the creators posted some never trump drivel on twitter and for no other reason.

 

[Flexo]

Well he liked to kill and then eat the critters or make trophies out of them. No forests, no conservation means the number of critters that need to be killed has been drastically reduced.

Even today some of the biggest real contributors to conservation of nature and animals are hunters because they enjoy it, and want to make sure there are plenty of animals tomorrow to enjoy it again. It's why hunting and fish license fees go towards preservation efforts. For example in his book, Phil Robertson (the patriarch from Duck Dynasty) actually talks about the effort he put into turning acres of his land into a duck habitat. In fact, as hunting has decreased as a past time, funding for conservation efforts seems to be dropping too.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Even today some of the biggest real contributors to conservation of nature and animals are hunters because they enjoy it, and want to make sure there are plenty of animals tomorrow to enjoy it again. It's why hunting and fish license fees go towards preservation efforts. For example in his book, Phil Robertson (the patriarch from Duck Dynasty) actually talks about the effort he put into turning acres of his land into a duck habitat. In fact, as hunting has decreased as a past time, funding for conservation efforts seems to be dropping too.

This is also why notable Kiwi Jack Dorsey created Twitter. His love for lolcows and drama led to him creating a place where lolcows could run free in the online habitat before being harvested by sites such as this. Only responsible curation can guarantee the sustainability of the species.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Captain America agrees with my views, so he's a Real American hero!"

The hypocrisy with this tub of lard is fucking brazen.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

The hypocrisy with this tub of lard is fucking brazen.
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This may actually be the most hypocritical thing he's ever said. It's literally the exact opposite of,"no bad tactics, only bad targets."

 

[Mola Ram]

The CEO of DirecTV talked for the first time today about dropping ESPN from its basic package. I don't know if it's sunken into Bob's fat head yet, but regardless of how you feel about Trump these protests are not popular outside the bubble. That Sports Illustrated is going to look very silly in a while.

Just my opinion, but then I am an unevolved garbage person.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

Even today some of the biggest real contributors to conservation of nature and animals are hunters because they enjoy it, and want to make sure there are plenty of animals tomorrow to enjoy it again. It's why hunting and fish license fees go towards preservation efforts. For example in his book, Phil Robertson (the patriarch from Duck Dynasty) actually talks about the effort he put into turning acres of his land into a duck habitat. In fact, as hunting has decreased as a past time, funding for conservation efforts seems to be dropping too.

That reminds me I gotta back to the thread i created about Horrors caused by Greenpeace. Need to add examples of how anti-hunting has contributed to the near extinction of several species.

 

[Gordon Cole]

They'd be upset because Assassin's Creed would be some of the last games people would turn to for historical accuracy.

"It's an AMAZING idea and should be in every open world thing from now on."

I can't wait to boot up GTA just for the trivia.

 

[A Random]

Wait, he's into the Lone Ranger?

Why?

 

[Gordon Cole]

And that kid's name? Albert Einstein.

 

[Positron]

As if a teenager (14-15) would shop for video games with his mom.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

And that kid's name? Albert Einstein.
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"Hey cousin, let's go get kidney dialysis!"

 

[Assorted Nuts]

As if a teenager (14-15) would shop for video games with his mom.

Most big box stores and Gamestop won't sell you M rated games without an ID if they think you look too young.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

Bob story is full of crap though. Most game clerks would enforce the ESRB and tell the mom the game's real contents so she wouldn't buy it.

Off topic when will Bob get his wheels so he can become huge like his ideal humans of the future he desires to be?