Sonichu Patreon 9/29 - Rosechu gets fat

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Any thoughts on this feeder fetish inflation stuff, Marvin?
Jessica Quinn. She's dictating that, no question.
And I guess there's almost no chance of Chris writing his own version of "Crisis on Infinite Chus" to attempt to retcon things because, in his mind, he would be wiping out the TRUE and HONEST world of CWCville in that weird Roger Rabbit alternate reality be believes in and replacing it with some fake?
Oh, Chris can convince himself of anything. In fact, if anything, Chris would love to hear about some sort of parallel world theory like that, because it'd enable him to cleanly sweep those issues under the rug.

What he'd do is say that all the troll influenced stuff happened in a parallel universe, not the real Sonichu universe.
 
"Lately"

Chris has been fat since the day he was discovered.

I think there were 2 times where Chris wasn't fat. The first time was when he was really little, because he just appeared to be a normal kid. By the Sonic Sweepstakes he's plump. The second time was when he was a young teen living with Bob. Not sure if Bob fed Chris better meals with Barb away, but I would guess that's what happened. By the time Chris was a high school senior his metabolism hit a wall and he started to fatten up again, and it really never stopped. He's obese.

Oh, Chris can convince himself of anything. In fact, if anything, Chris would love to hear about some sort of parallel world theory like that, because it'd enable him to cleanly sweep those issues under the rug.

What he'd do is say that all the troll influenced stuff happened in a parallel universe, not the real Sonichu universe.

Chris can come up with parallel universes for the Sonichu series, but can't come up with an adventure, a goal, a villian of substance or a purpose for his Sonichus other than mundane sitcom life.
 
I don't think Chris is ok with all this fatso fuckery, with his "No fat chicks" policy (Unless he thinks he has a chance, of course) and chimping out at the slightest hint that maybe he is a bit overweight.

As already pointed out, this is obviously Jessay's doing, wich only shows how much of a spineless pussy Chris is.

Heh, one of the things Chris does bitch about without prompting is how trolls made him do the cakefarts video. He whines about how he spent a whole $9 on that cake, and he only got to eat one slice before he planted his pasty ass into it.

I noticed that too, it's pretty fucked up how that is much more important to him than all the fake girlfriends, including the Ohio trip and a 13 year old tricking him into shoving autistic trinkets up his ass.
 
I noticed that too, it's pretty fucked up how that is much more important to him than all the fake girlfriends, including the Ohio trip and a 13 year old tricking him into shoving autistic trinkets up his ass.
Heh, so, like, I don't think Chris is very capable of embarrassment. Like just naturally, I don't think he experiences it the same way that normal people do.

But I wonder if he came inside with a smushed cake, and Barb asking "what happened to the cake", and Chris just has to stand there, wondering what to tell her. I wonder if he felt embarrassment there.
He thinks Jessica isn't real, so it doesn't matter.
The only claim I make is that there's no evidence that it's her in the pictures.
 
Heh, so, like, I don't think Chris is very capable of embarrassment. Like just naturally, I don't think he experiences it the same way that normal people do.

But I wonder if he came inside with a smushed cake, and Barb asking "what happened to the cake", and Chris just has to stand there, wondering what to tell her. I wonder if he felt embarrassment there.

The cakefarts video was made after Chris started transitioning to Christine. Perhaps the things he did as "Chris" matter less to him since he is now a "new" person or whatever.
 
What?! I don't remember a Sailor Moon episode where this happens:

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Can we talk about the fact that there is something wrong with Rosechus vagina? And the fact that sonichu is clearly projectile shitting?

But I wonder if he came inside with a smushed cake, and Barb asking "what happened to the cake", and Chris just has to stand there, wondering what to tell her. I wonder if he felt embarrassment there.
He told barb about his sex dolls. He told her about so many other embarrassing things ... I feel like the cake farts would have only been embarrassing in the fact that he wasted money and didn’t give Barb a piece.
 
Heh, so, like, I don't think Chris is very capable of embarrassment. Like just naturally, I don't think he experiences it the same way that normal people do.

But I wonder if he came inside with a smushed cake, and Barb asking "what happened to the cake", and Chris just has to stand there, wondering what to tell her. I wonder if he felt embarrassment there.
Shame is a social emotion, and the autistic brain (let alone one as autistic as OPL's) has trouble understanding those.
 
Chris and proportions, you say?

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I love how Rosechu's tail has suddenly grown several feet in length. Oh, and the tip of it is also surprisingly pointy! Didn't Chris need to retcon Rosechu's tail shape before because of those pesky trolls spreading slander based on Raichu gender dimorphism? Maybe Rosechu getting fat isn't the only way Jessica influences the comic...
 
This is gross, but it's a smart move on Jessica's part. Sonichu may be the one place where he can truly still be hurt. And when Chris is 400 pounds and his comic is full of characters that look like small moons with hands and feet, she'll dump him. And he'll be totally lost as to why.
 
Heh, so, like, I don't think Chris is very capable of embarrassment. Like just naturally, I don't think he experiences it the same way that normal people do.

Yeah, he is strangely shameless...I remember when he used to post screenshots of this forums on his facebook like "Look, family, friends and church members! Look how they are harassing me!" just next of a screenshot of a thread displaying this, how often he brings up the medallion up his ass (instead of never fucking talking about it and keeping it secret), or how more recently in bronycon (according to Hambeast 2.0) he farted and then let out a moan surrounded by people without a care in the world (although that may have more to do with him not having all that much control down there or just the manners of a farm animal).
 
Chris and proportions, you say?

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I love how Rosechu's tail has suddenly grown several feet in length. Oh, and the tip of it is also surprisingly pointy! Didn't Chris need to retcon Rosechu's tail shape before because of those pesky trolls spreading slander based on Raichu gender dimorphism? Maybe Rosechu getting fat isn't the only way Jessica influences the comic...

Rosechu got a stiffy!
 
Yeah, he is strangely shameless...I remember when he used to post screenshots of this forums on his facebook like "Look, family, friends and church members! Look how they are harassing me!" just next of a screenshot of a thread displaying this, how often he brings up the medallion up his ass (instead of never fucking talking about it and keeping it secret), or how more recently in bronycon (according to Hambeast 2.0) he farted and then let out a moan surrounded by people without a care in the world (although that may have more to do with him not having all that much control down there or just the manners of a farm animal).
Chris has absolutely no shame, he was never taught manners/etiquette, and he feels the need to bring up random things about his life to fish for sympathy, narcissism, or for no reason at all. It's a really bad combination.

And WTF? Farts and moans about it... when surrounded by people? I just imagine everybody stopping and staring at him when he did that.
 
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