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[RodgerDodger]

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wow I know they're not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure most Catholics would shake their heads at this lol

Most Catholics would look at that and go WTF!?!?!

See here's the funny thing about Catholicism that most don't realize. At the heart of Catholic theology and one that separates Catholicism from many of the more Evangelical Protestant faiths is the core concept of Grace. Basically (and I am sure I am wording this badly) part of man's function is free will. Every individual should freely choose to follow God. Freely choose not to sin. If you take away someones ability to sin via force you are directly interfering with their relationship with God. There are of course limits to this. Those things that have a direct negative impact on others (Murder, Rape, Theft, etc Abortion falls under this category for Catholics) may be legislated and actively forbidden. But otherwise you must make a personal choice not to sin. Of course Catholicism is also deeply entrenched in the concept of Shame. So once you make that choice badly, then you'll hear about it. (Keep it in thine pants or feel the wrath of the Nuns ruler if you will). Catholics don't have a huge history of segregating the sexes like this place does (outside of certain obvious points of education). They understand where more Catholics come from. While they encourage abstinence until marriage, they do encourage normal social intermingling as a pathway to get to that point.

It strikes me that somebody taught Skylar here an awful lot about the rules of Catholic Doctrine, but never got into the core concepts. Somehow somewhere the chapter on Grace and how it applies to others got skipped over.

 

[SamTheEagle]

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Jeez, and I thought BYU was strict.

 

[GethN7]

Most Catholics would look at that and go WTF!?!?!

See here's the funny thing about Catholicism that most don't realize. At the heart of Catholic theology and one that separates Catholicism from many of the more Evangelical Protestant faiths is the core concept of Grace. Basically (and I am sure I am wording this badly) part of man's function is free will. Every individual should freely choose to follow God. Freely choose not to sin. If you take away someones ability to sin via force you are directly interfering with their relationship with God. There are of course limits to this. Those things that have a direct negative impact on others (Murder, Rape, Theft, etc Abortion falls under this category for Catholics) may be legislated and actively forbidden. But otherwise you must make a personal choice not to sin. Of course Catholicism is also deeply entrenched in the concept of Shame. So once you make that choice badly, then you'll hear about it. (Keep it in thine pants or feel the wrath of the Nuns ruler if you will). Catholics don't have a huge history of segregating the sexes like this place does (outside of certain obvious points of education). They understand where more Catholics come from. While they encourage abstinence until marriage, they do encourage normal social intermingling as a pathway to get to that point.

It strikes me that somebody taught Skylar here an awful lot about the rules of Catholic Doctrine, but never got into the core concepts. Somehow somewhere the chapter on Grace and how it applies to others got skipped over.

Jesus said a lot about people like him, who in his day were the Pharisees.

Skylar is a lot like them. He so focused on "the law" he's forgotten the whole point behind it. For Skylar as it was for the Pharisees, it's about the appearance of being holy and chastising others for not living up to the same standard instead of realizing how poorly said accuser does by his own actions.

Also, and this is something I really am annoyed with Skylar missing the point on as a Christian, not to mention is a belief both Protestants and Catholics can concur on:

When Jesus died for everyone's sins, he was the ultimate sacrifice of atonement. No sin was ever unforgivable so long as you were willing to repent after that point, but with Skylar he's forgotten that part. All he sees is the sin and preaches condemnation but neglects to remember that's not his place to condemn others for sin, it's the domain of God to do that.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Most Catholics would look at that and go WTF!?!?!

See here's the funny thing about Catholicism that most don't realize. At the heart of Catholic theology and one that separates Catholicism from many of the more Evangelical Protestant faiths is the core concept of Grace. Basically (and I am sure I am wording this badly) part of man's function is free will. Every individual should freely choose to follow God. Freely choose not to sin. If you take away someones ability to sin via force you are directly interfering with their relationship with God. There are of course limits to this. Those things that have a direct negative impact on others (Murder, Rape, Theft, etc Abortion falls under this category for Catholics) may be legislated and actively forbidden. But otherwise you must make a personal choice not to sin. Of course Catholicism is also deeply entrenched in the concept of Shame. So once you make that choice badly, then you'll hear about it. (Keep it in thine pants or feel the wrath of the Nuns ruler if you will). Catholics don't have a huge history of segregating the sexes like this place does (outside of certain obvious points of education). They understand where more Catholics come from. While they encourage abstinence until marriage, they do encourage normal social intermingling as a pathway to get to that point.

It strikes me that somebody taught Skylar here an awful lot about the rules of Catholic Doctrine, but never got into the core concepts. Somehow somewhere the chapter on Grace and how it applies to others got skipped over.

This is true for the majority of veritable religious institutions, although Skylar's brain is too microscopic to pursue that sort of academic career. He should try establishing his own Protestant religion in bumfuck America, he would surely succeed.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's right though, homosexuality is wrong. There's a reason every major religion hates homosexuals, it's because they're an abomination against nature. I hate the Muslims as much as the rest of you but throwing these fags off buildings is not a bad idea. It's something we should consider doing in this country.

Skylar is a loser to be sure, but he's not wrong.

If it was such an affront to nature, animals in the wild wouldn't be homosexuals either.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

If it was such an affront to nature, animals in the wild wouldn't be homosexuals either.

To be fair, pedophilia, canablism, brutal murder, incest, and rape are all practiced by animals. I mean, abandoning your young is something that's really common in the animal kingdom, which I think Skylar's mommy should've done a few years ago.
I'm just saying comparing consenting adult men/women to animals is a pretty slippery slope.
There's also animals that get depressed and kill themselves by not eating lol.
hey skylar, how's your appetite?

 

[Lunachu]

hey skylar, how's your appetite?

Insatiable judging from his pictures.

 

[AnOminous]

This is true for the majority of veritable religious institutions, although Skylar's brain is too microscopic to pursue that sort of academic career. He should try establishing his own Protestant religion in bumfuck America, he would surely succeed.

People still want their preachers charismastic. A scrawny, whining, autistic nerd isn't their idea of a religious leader.

Insatiable judging from his pictures.

That's his appetite for cock.

 

[HG 400]

throwing these fags off buildings is not a bad idea.

It's a safety hazard to heterosexual people walking past those buildings you idiot.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

It's a safety hazard to heterosexual people walking past those buildings you idiot.

Just put up a sign that says "Warning: Falling Fags" and all the real people will know to stay out of the way.

 

[HG 400]

Just put up a sign that says "Warning: Falling Fags" and all the real people will know to stay out of the way.

That could add minutes to their commute what are you some kind of inefficient communist.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

That could add minutes to their commute what are you some kind of inefficient communist.

Bring them to the ghetto, that way if someone gets hit it will be a minority. Two birds with one stone.

 

[HG 400]

Bring jobs to the ghetto.

Fuck off pinko.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Bring them to the ghetto, that way if someone gets hit it will be a minority. Two birds with one stone.

Or we can put them on a rocket and send it flying to the Sun.
That way they won't be Earth's problem

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Fuck off pinko.

What jobs, are you stupid? The minorities won't be doing it, everyone knows minorities don't work unless forced. We'll just drive them over.

 

[AprilRains]

People still want their preachers charismastic. A scrawny, whining, autistic nerd isn't their idea of a religious leader.

Go check out some footage of David Koresh sometime. That dude had a voice that would have been more appropriate asking me if I wanted fries with that.

 

[AnOminous]

Just put up a sign that says "Warning: Falling Fags" and all the real people will know to stay out of the way.

Or just play this song.

Go check out some footage of David Koresh sometime. That dude had a voice that would have been more appropriate asking me if I wanted fries with that.

He had lots of guns, though. That compensates for a lot.

 

[Genghis Khan]

People still want their preachers charismastic. A scrawny, whining, autistic nerd isn't their idea of a religious leader.

He should become an alt-right YouTuber, since a lot of them are already autistic and scrawny and financially doing well for themselves.

 

[Begemot]

He should become an alt-right YouTuber, since a lot of them are already autistic and scrawny and financially doing well for themselves.

There's a ironic trad blackpill Catholic grouping on twitter I look at. He could also join Common Filth's crew.

 

[SydBarrett]

I apologize for necroing this thread, but for those who do know about Mrs. Ittner's particular brand of Catholism, how much to they glorify motherhood?