Inactive Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman - Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

[Skeletor]

Baseball pitchers scuff balls because that affects the way they curve in flight, not because it makes them harder to see. This is pretty common sports knowledge. What this has to do with someone getting hit in the head I dunno.

 

[AnOminous]

Baseball pitchers scuff balls because that affects the way they curve in flight, not because it makes them harder to see. This is pretty common sports knowledge. What this has to do with someone getting hit in the head I dunno.

I imagine Ali Rapp has been hit in the face with more than a few balls.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Baseball pitchers scuff balls because that affects the way they curve in flight, not because it makes them harder to see. This is pretty common sports knowledge. What this has to do with someone getting hit in the head I dunno.

You're right, but she's right, too. There was a player in the 20's who got hit in the head with a ball that had been dirtied up by the pitcher in order for it to be harder to see - it was a common practice at the time. The guy never ducked or made any attempt to get out of the way (probably because the dirty ball plus sun meant he couldnt see it at all), and he died from a skull fracture. They added a rule that bans dirtying a ball after that.

 

[smackpops]

someone ask ali to name 5 twins players or ask her what their record is. i guarantee she hasnt watched one full game all season.

 

[God and The Bear]

You're right, but she's right, too. There was a player in the 20's who got hit in the head with a ball that had been dirtied up by the pitcher in order for it to be harder to see - it was a common practice at the time. The guy never ducked or made any attempt to get out of the way (probably because the dirty ball plus sun meant he couldnt see it at all), and he died from a skull fracture. They added a rule that bans dirtying a ball after that.

She's not right at all, because she claimed that head injury is why face masks were recently adopted, and it's just untrue.
It was because of the Stanton hit.
Ali's only been a baseball fan for a season and a half, so she can't be expected to remember something that happened in 2014, but come on.
https://web.archive.org/web/2017100...n-new-helmet-features-protective-g-face-guard

someone ask ali to name 5 twins players or ask her what their record is. i guarantee she hasnt watched one full game all season.

I'd be surprised if she could tell you what ERA means.

 

[Vorhtbame]

I'd be surprised if she could tell you what ERA means.

Regardless of whether you mean the Equal Rights Amendment or the laundry detergent. She has no familiarity with either.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Someone please tell me that this means a Rapp/ANTIFA crossover is in the making? Because that would be amazing, but amazing in an exceptional way

Rappstar/Moldylocks duet. Book it. Also:

Actually literal spit-balling in the Alison Rapp thread? And we didn't yet invite in for some perspective on the topic

Spoiler: this guy?

That's just discriminatory, Ali. Dennis says if you aren't cheating you aren't trying. Get woke, whore.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

She's not right at all, because she claimed that head injury is why face masks were recently adopted, and it's just untrue.
It was because of the Stanton hit.
Ali's only been a baseball fan for a season and a half, so she can't be expected to remember something that happened in 2014, but come on.

This is what I was talking about:

 

[Urban Superstition]

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There are much cheaper forms of birth control. Or, when you absolutely cannot afford it, it costs zero dollars to keep it in your pants.
Alison Rapp is among the last people who need it, anyway.

Also, she's a fake baseball fan now? Was being a fake gamer girl not enough?

 

[OldDayz]

There are much cheaper forms of birth control. Or, when you absolutely cannot afford it, it costs zero dollars to keep it in your pants.
Alison Rapp is among the last people who need it, anyway.

Also, she's a fake baseball fan now? Was being a fake gamer girl not enough?

She was bandwagoning for the Twins who were promptly dispatched by the Yankees. Now she won't care about the rest of the postseason.

 

[autista]

Like many in the thread have said, she's either preparing for a move back to MN or trying to be extra special and yoo-neek in Seattle by being a fan of a Midwestern baseball team

 

[Maradontia]

This is what I was talking about:

"Fuck off" is what Alison says when she has nothing to say.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

- When calculated over the effective life of the implant, it ends up being cheaper than the pill. Implants were development in large part for poorer countries where women might not be able to afford the pill, or don't have consistent access to monthly supplies. There are various medical reason for a doctor to prescribe a form of birth control other than conventional pills, but a lot of the time it means the patient keeps forgetting to take their pill.

- I don't remember the details, but in the early/mid 1900's there was a picture known for wearing a sweatshirt with a tattered sleeve under his uniform. The cuff of the sleeve on his pitching arm was 'stained' with bleach, meant to confuse batters when it flailed around during the pitch.

In the same era, all the ballparks were build in the city, and one of them had a number of high-rise apartment buildings beyond the outfield wall. When the visiting team would come up to bat, housewives in those apartments would put their white laundry on clotheslines strung between the buildings, so it would flap in the breeze and, hopefully, distract the batter.

- Though he was a baserunner and not a batter, colorful player 'Dizzy' Dean was hit in the head by a thrown ball in the 1934 World Series and taken to the hospital. When doctors determined there was no serious injury, newspaper headlines read “X-Ray of Dean's Head Reveals Nothing.”

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

There are much cheaper forms of birth control. Or, when you absolutely cannot afford it, it costs zero dollars to keep it in your pants.
Alison Rapp is among the last people who need it, anyway.

Also, she's a fake baseball fan now? Was being a fake gamer girl not enough?

Seran wrap and tape are pretty cheap, too.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Seran wrap and tape are pretty cheap, too.

Keeping your legs closed is free.

 

[Taily Puff]

Keeping your legs closed is free.

Anal's mostly cheap tbh

 

[Bees]

Anal's mostly cheap tbh

I've always paid extra for anal

 

[God and The Bear]

- Though he was a baserunner and not a batter, colorful player 'Dizzy' Dean was hit in the head by a thrown ball in the 1934 World Series and taken to the hospital. When doctors determined there was no serious injury, newspaper headlines read “X-Ray of Dean's Head Reveals Nothing.”

This is the kind of factoid that makes following the life of a lolcow worthwhile.

 

[AnOminous]

There are much cheaper forms of birth control. Or, when you absolutely cannot afford it, it costs zero dollars to keep it in your pants.
Alison Rapp is among the last people who need it, anyway.

Alison doesn't even need birth control. Her method of birth control is just having such a shit personality that absolutely nobody would want to fuck her but an impotent beta cuck who can't get it up anyway.

 

[Maradontia]

Alison doesn't even need birth control. Her method of birth control is just having such a shit personality that absolutely nobody would want to fuck her but an impotent beta cuck who can't get it up anyway.

Has Ali gotten laid since her head banging freakout? She talks about seeing cute guys but never interacting with them. And we know she's an oversharer.