TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Here's some more "highlights."

RANDOM IDEAR HUMOR! YES!

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Parents today. I swear. Why isn't there parents around anymore that teach their children how to be kind and considerate to others anymore? I agree with Tony though. She didn't 100% succeed. I think Tony missed the lesson about not mentally abusing your significant other.

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Have to admit, I agree with the first part of Tony's tweet here. I don't think we should give every single controversy a "gate" suffix. The rest of it is blah blah Goober Gate and comics stuff. Discuss to your heart's content.

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Tony weighs on the Andy Signore sexual abuse allegations. Not going to lie, this is the last tweet chain of Tony's I've been able to laugh at for in a long time, albeit for different reasons.
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And lastly, potential Tony catfish?

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Clay Claymore said:
*looks around and sees no one raising their hand*

I mean, I guess I can contribute...the best I can.



Here's Tony raging about Jared Leto playing Hugh Hefner in a biopic and thinking the actresses playing the Playboy bunnies will be sexually harassed (wow I'm already kinda regretting this).
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Tony jizzing himself over his internet waifu Lindsay also doing videos at Disney World.
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Here we go! Some good 'ole sperging about Trump! (read from bottom-to-top)
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Wow, now I'm really regretting this.
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Hey I gots an idear, hows about nota trying to um make this a memer (seriously, cut this shit out)
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In light of the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal...
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Tony wanting conservatives to actually commit suicide...
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Talking about Andy Signore from Screen Junkies being accused of sexual assault

"Even I found women to sleep with me!"

Good to see that Tony uses his ex-wife as a means to valdiate himself over others. Very progressive 10/10.
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"Alt-right comedy sucks!"
Says a man desperate to be an internet meme...
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Wow, it's like blaming a whole group of people for the actions of one person is really stupid when it gets turned onto your group, huh?
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I'm sure it's real easy to talk down these people on the internet, but I bet you wouldn't say it to their face.
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And now I have a horrible image of Tony jerking it to Gal Gaddot making out with Kate McKinnon.
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Let's end it with Tony going on about a fast food joint's methods. Because of course he would.
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Goddamn, this nigga tweets way too much.
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Tony is an expert on incoherent, screeching apes. He's lived his whole life as one.

El Porko Fako said:
Here's some more "highlights."

RANDOM IDEAR HUMOR! YES!

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Parents today. I swear. Why isn't there parents around anymore that teach their children how to be kind and considerate to others anymore? I agree with Tony though. She didn't 100% succeed. I think Tony missed the lesson about not mentally abusing your significant other.

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Have to admit, I agree with the first part of Tony's tweet here. I don't think we should give every single controversy a "gate" suffix. The rest of it is blah blah Goober Gate and comics stuff. Discuss to your heart's content.

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Tony weighs on the Andy Signore sexual abuse allegations. Not going to lie, this is the last tweet chain of Tony's I've been able to laugh at for in a long time, albeit for different reasons.
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And lastly, potential Tony catfish?

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So Skidmark's mom tried to teach him that it's nice to be nice to others. I guess that might me true, unless you share a different political ideology than he does. Then you're a LITERAL NAZI and should kill yourself. It's too bad Mrs. Goldmark didn't try to teach her little lard nugget the importance of eating right, exercise, being self-reliant, having a strong work ethic, treating your spouse like an equal partner and not a second mommy or slave, good personal hygiene, that spouse abuse is wrong even if it is emotional/psychological abuse, or that the internet is not a substitute for having a real life. But she taught him to be nice, so...A for effort, I guess?
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
Tell that to your ex-wife, Tony.
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But admitting that he was a shitty, abusive husband would kill his narrative that he's a progressive, supportive feminist and an ally to women. We couldn't have that. Besides, Tony is so delusional and full of himself that he probably believes he was an awesome husband.
 
Guarantee you by the 12th hour of this dumb-fuck "boycott" both Tony and Movieblob will be twitching and itching and sweating and shaking like a pair of heroin addicts without a fix.

It's pretty funny that they're doing this. You can tell they both think they're just so fucking important and that being absent from social media for a day will somehow get some kind of results. Since Skidmark is doing this because if "NAZIS!!!" it would be delicious if his Twitter got relentlessly spammed with Swastikas and Hitler memes. Or just photos of showers. With the showers work on two levels with Tony; the Holocaust and a reminder that he doesn't bathe.
 
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The Dude said:
Guarantee you by the 12th hour of this dumb-fuck "boycott" both Tony and Movieblob will be twitching and itching and sweating and shaking like a pair of heroin addicts without a fix.
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That's what happens when people like Goldshart and Chipman spend every moment of their sad excuses they call a life seemingly on no other site besides twitter.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they called it off after an hour.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
That's what happens when people like Goldshart and Chipman spend every moment of their sad excuses they call a life seemingly on no other site besides twitter.

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they called it off after an hour.
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I think they're both obsessed with Twitter because they're the kind of people who honestly believe that what they're saying is profound and important, so they never shut up. But since they both live their lives at home with no one to ramble to, and they're both terrified of people calling them on their bullshit to their fat faces, they use Twitter instead because they're able to control the narrative much easier. Someone replies to a Tweet telling you that you're a fat dumbass who doesn't understand the situation? Well then you can just block that fucker and spend the next several hours Tweeting about how they're just some internet rando who smells bad, fucks their cousin, and beats off to Hitler photos! It's so easy!
 
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As a recovering addict, I HATE it when people say "addiction is a disease". It's not a disease, it's a psychological/physiological compulsion and it can be controlled. I've always felt that saying addition is a disease takes away responsibility and accountability from the addict. It's basically making excuses for the addict's behavior; "Oh, it's not his fault that he's popping Oxy because he has a disease."

So, yes, sex addiction is a real thing, but like every addiction it isn't a disease. It's a compulsion and the addict is still accountable for their shitty behavior and the people they hurt while trying to satisfy their compulsion. It's their own fault for letting it become a compulsion and it's their own fault for not seeking help in controlling that compulsion.

And here, yet again, Tony displays his ineptitude in grasping serious, adult issues. It also displays his faulty Leftist thinking; "Addiction is a disease, so how can sex addiction be a thing? Harvey is just trying to excuse himself from being a shitty person." No, Harvey is just a shitty person. And just because someone has a disease or an addiction doesn't excuse them from being a shitty person.
 
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The Dude said:
As a recovering addict, I HATE it when people say "addiction is a disease". It's not a disease, it's a psychological/physiological compulsion and it can be controlled. I've always felt that saying addition is a disease takes away responsibility and accountability from the addict. It's basically making excuses for the addict's behavior; "Oh, it's not his fault that he's popping Oxy because he has a disease."

So, yes, sex addiction is a real thing, but like every addiction it isn't a disease. It's a compulsion and the addict is still accountable for their shitty behavior and the people they hurt while trying to satisfy their compulsion. It's their own fault for letting it become a compulsion and it's their own fault for not seeking help in controlling that compulsion.

And here, yet again, Tony displays his ineptitude in grasping serious, adult issues. It also displays his faulty Leftist thinking; "Addiction is a disease, so how can sex addiction be a thing? Harvey is just trying to excuse himself from being a shitty person." No, Harvey is just a shitty person. And just because someone has a disease or an addiction doesn't excuse them from being a shitty person.
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goes beyond people like Tony. I knew a guy who was going into a psychological-science field & he pretty much confirmed my suspicions that that's the norm. of course, these are also the people who want to use insanity as a defense in court for whatever
 
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LordKaT said:
Not really. He mostly retweets Bob Chipman, he's super proud of Channel Awesome buying a highway billboard ad (Michaud is a genius after all), and this:

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uh ok buddy.
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Wait, I thought SJWs like Tony would love Hoover since he was likely a closeted homosexual and possibly trans in a time when that could have cost a man his career, or even his life. That's not very progressive of you, Skidmark, you bigoted shitlord! What did J. Edgar ever do to him?
 
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