Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Blanche Bleach]

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But then where would he get Patreon donations from?

also this wouldn't stop nine year old kids from looking up the answers lol

 

[ES 148]

I like the Headmaster's voice. He reminds me of YHVH.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Oh boy. I want to believe that they are just joking and making fun of this video, but..

Who is Hideo Kajima?

 

[OpenBASED]

Who is Hideo Kajima?

Probably some "game-dev" that likes to perv on underaged school-girls.

 

[tortoiseshell]

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

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...so, it's basically just fap material?

 

[sage]

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"Man this thing that is basically how my game is going to work is too hard to do. I'm gonna make a meme game instead."

Like, I'm not saying that isn't very hard to code, I don't know enough about code to say. But, at the very least, isn't that, like, a major aspect of stealth gameplay?

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

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So the TinyBuild guy is not a top-tier programmer, because he cannot implement complex evidence rules and the associated AI. He can do some average-tier stuff, like implement saving, migrate engines, slightly optimize framerate etc.

Since as we saw Alex cannot do the average-tier stuff, what does it make him?

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

So the TinyBuild guy is not a top-tier programmer, because he cannot implement complex evidence rules and the associated AI. He can do some average-tier stuff, like implement saving, migrate engines, slightly optimize framerate etc.

Since as we saw Alex cannot do the average-tier stuff, what does it make him?

It makes sense then how TinyBuild flocked toward a popular, yet shitty, game so blindly.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

Anyway, Alex appears quite productive in this video, but lemme analyse the new features a bit:
– missing posters? This one is a pretty good one. It required some work. I wonder how buggy it is, let's wait for Jay with that.
– functional nurse? I wonder if he just copy-pasted PE teacher's AI. Again, let's wait for Jay.
– late students running to class? A really tiny thing. Just few lines of code.
– different reactions to compliments? Most likely just a bunch of if statements, to add to the spaghetti.
– principal reacting to weird stuff? Even more if statements.
– low reputation game over? Another if statement.
– fixed grammar in end-of-day reports? Another if statement.
– accessories not obstructing the phone? My bet is that he makes the accessory invisible when entering the camera mode and back visible when leaving it. I mean, good, but nothing to brag about.
– different skin color for the PE teacher? A tiny asset change.
– sakura petals? Another tiny asset change. Also, there's too many fucking sakura trees in that school.
– sound effects when picking weapons? Yet another pointless tiny asset change. Also, the effects are too loud. Maybe he'll notice it on his own and turns them down a bit.

So mostly a bunch of tiny things. The only exception is the posters.

So MemeDev thinks that taking two steps backwards then two steps forwards is progress?

Spoiler

If you add features to a pre-existing working "thing," that creates bugs, now breaking the previous "thing," then having to work to fix those bugs, so the "thing" actually works, ONLY THEN do you have a "thing" that has more than what it once had....

Adding a feature then fixing the bugs so that the feature works is actual progression. Not just adding it, or just fixing it.

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Oh, what happened to that organic gameplay you wanted to implement YamDev?


Edit: Didn't want to make another post.

 

[LucasSomething]

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Alex 2 months ago: I don't like the idea of the player being locked into a specific path. I decided i wanted the events to feel organic. I want events to occur at the natural outcome of the players action, not from scripts.
Alex today: Keeping track of every time the player does something... it would extend development time considerably. It's something i can't consider unless people give me money to pay programmers or it's a sequel.

He gave up pretty fast didn't he?

 

[sage]

Alex 2 months ago: I don't like the idea of the player being locked into a specific path. I decided i wanted the events to feel organic. I want events to occur at the natural outcome of the players action, not from scripts.
Alex today: Keeping track of every time the player does something... it would extend development time considerably. It's something i can't consider unless people give me money to pay programmers or it's a sequel.

He gave up pretty fast didn't he?

Christ, that video came out 2 months ago. He hadn't finished Osana then and he hasn't finished her now. What actual fucking substantial content has he added to Yandere Simulator since then?

 

[Accel_Rider]

unless people give me money to pay programmers or it's a sequel.

How about YOU give YOUR money to programmers instead, Alex?

Also, lol sequel. Osana isn't even done till this day

 

[princess13456789]

How about YOU give YOUR money to programmers instead, Alex?

Also, lol sequel. Osana isn't even done till this day

He won't he spends 5k on video games.

 

[Keystone]

Does anyone know the exact number of times he said Osana would be done by this month or at the end of this month? Because I just love it when there are reams of links and archives that contradict specific statements cows like Alex make.

 

[CausticMinory]

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He expects a sequel already? How about getting the game out of beta first.

 

[Keystone]

He expects a sequel already? How about getting the game out of pre-alpha first.

FTFY.

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

It boggles my mind how much he insists that all the bug fixes he's doing is going to mean anything once he puts Osana in. I'd almost consider putting money on her just breaking the game as soon as she's in it.

 

[Some Manajerk]

I'm still struck by how he seems like a parallel universe version of Tarn Adams. Both make roughly the same amount and both make thier living via donations from fans, and both tend to put out frequent updates on game progress.

Except Tarn actually has a working game thats been constantly refined, updated and changed over 10 years, with fans who are perfectly fine with tarn delaying releases because he's shown that delays help him make a much deeper game. heck, the army arc for DF has been talked about for about 4 years and its just now starting to look like we may get it in the next version. But in that interval we've gotten a whole bunch of new features added to the game in the meantime. he makes a point in every monthly update to thank his fans for donating to him so he can keep working on the game.

and Eva has given us, what? a broken, buggy collection of memes with the one big thing he's talked about still not even clopse to working, the rivals which should theoretically be the center of the game. he treats his fans with a mixture of contempt and condescension, up to casuing some of his defenders to come to this thread and trash talk him.

I mean, at least the bugs in DF lead to funny community in jokes

 

[Fox]

Jay's already found a lot of bugs in the new build.

"I'm actually a big fan of the small updates-"

Are you happy now, Alex? Your whining has finally payed off and now your "fans" are happy with meaningless, lazy updates. RIP Osana.