Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,448 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 282 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 606 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,591
What if Russ really had a real Ken like he wrote about in his "book"?
I don't mean the actual Ken who he's interacted with online a handful of times, but an honest to god friend who was a lawyer, who accepted his ideas and even bounced ideas back.
His imaginary Ken is perfect in every way, and is loving described as having a perfect smile. He's successful, he listens and he's always there to pat ol' Russ on the shoulder and whisper in his ear "We'll get em next time, Tiger."
What would Russ do, or what would happen to him, if he actually had that genuine of friend in his life?

theriddler3 said:
Russ is your classic abusive boyfriend.
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He REALLY is. One of the most telling lines for me is when he makes a video for Taylor and literally says "I sue you to show I care...I had no other way"
That's the Russ equivalent to "Why do you make me hit you??"
 
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Kyyyyyyyle said:
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This, to me, sums up the entire damn book. I mean, damn, Russ! You have NOTHING and were told you had NOTHING. But he is the MOST! IMPORTANT! PERSON! IN! THE! WORLD!

This guy. The world is his oyster and everyone must bow to him, and all 10s must spread their legs for his sexing. Anything else is DISCRIMINATION! And so they must pay. SMH

Do a flip Russell. You'd be better off.
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This scene with the "heavyset" lawyer (he seemed to use that as a descriptor a lot) that you screencapped is what made me think that he truly is on some level of delusion. I mean, he typed out that ENTIRE scene, each line of dialogue wherein the "bad guy" spoke sense and called out all his bullshit piece by piece, and he couldn't even come up with a defense for himself - even if this scene did happen IRL, and in that moment he couldn't think up a proper defense for his actions, he could have easily rewritten it so that he schooled the lawyer with some kind of flawless logic (something he did frequently in the rest of the book). But he couldn't even come up with fake dialogue after the fact; he literally, in his own book, wrote that someone tore apart his logic, and all he could do was get up and storm away, and portrayed THAT person as the antagonist. He wrote an entire scene where he had to face reality, and treated it as a roadblock to his goal.

I can't even begin to comprehend the lack of self-awareness he must have.
 
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deadfool said:
This scene with the "heavyset" lawyer (he seemed to use that as a descriptor a lot) that you screencapped is what made me think that he truly is on some level of delusion. I mean, he typed out that ENTIRE scene, each line of dialogue wherein the "bad guy" spoke sense and called out all his bullshit piece by piece, and he couldn't even come up with a defense for himself - even if this scene did happen IRL, and in that moment he couldn't think up a proper defense for his actions, he could have easily rewritten it so that he schooled the lawyer with some kind of flawless logic (something he did frequently in the rest of the book). But he couldn't even come up with fake dialogue after the fact; he literally, in his own book, wrote that someone tore apart his logic, and all he could do was get up and storm away, and portrayed THAT person as the antagonist. He wrote an entire scene where he had to face reality, and treated it as a roadblock to his goal.

I can't even begin to comprehend the lack of self-awareness he must have.
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Yes the bad guys' motivations are very clear for once, they don't just want to destroy the world. It shows how subtle, nuanced and antimanichean this book is.
 
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I've been following this cow for well over a year. I just finished his manifesto. I'm now (further) convinced of his derangement. How in the ever living fucking hell did he think this would clear his name? He literally describes psychotic episodes. In one chapter he goes into detail how the song was a gift. In the next he provides pics displaying the song was intended for Swift to sing his ludicrous song. This book is deranged gold.
 
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I just finished the 'book' and this is it, this is the whole thing:
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I love the moral of the story: we all have a Taylor Swift to fight.
For example:
"Martin Luther King's fight against racism is the Taylor Swift of his life."
"I just got my Taylor Swift removed, now i feel so much better."
"I have Taylor Swift spread all over my body, chemotherapy is my last hope."
 
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And not only will we identify our own personal Taylor Swift, we will hunt down, decimate and destroy our own personal Taylor Swift and pummel it into dust. We will then scoop up our beloved Taylor and sweep her to our castle in Niceguyland, where she will experience true love as never before. "And you too, John or Jane Q. Public, if you follow my advice, maybe it could work out for you. Didn't do me any good, but the FedEx was taking too long to copy my stuff - AGAIN - so I was unable to bring my case to the judge."

He's doing this for the dying kid in the hospital, and his lawyer friend who got burned up in the car... funny how Russ doesn't go into much detail about his friend's recovery. Burns are serious things. Oh well, I guess it worked out okay. And weren't there some mobsters who cornered him and called him Shitlips? That bit about the computers at work all freezing up just kills me, thinking about it now.

Man - I'm gonna give it a couple days just to soak it in, then I'm going to read it again. There's just so much: the bad writing style, the insane plot, the poor attempts at humor, the unintended bits that actually were funny, the rushed ending... and, as noted above, that he's writing a story about a guy who never learns his lesson, yet it's non-fiction about himself. That's pretty unprecedented.
 
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This is the car (1995 Ponitac Bonneville) that Russ dreams of owning. Scratch the 80 million dollar lawsuit, this is really what you call "dreaming big".

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