Containment Random Chris Updates

[zap2theextreme]

Do you think Chris has ever had an original thought in his head?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It's a wonderland for everyone except the poor residents of the seventeen soup hotels that CWCville has.

Hey, they're only Alec's rescued knock-offs - at least as far as we see. The scummy little plebs deserve no more than a resprayed wheelchair and the flimsiest of roofs over their heads and the most basic of necessary sustenance, plus whatever Goodwill items the more privileged residents can be arsed to spare. And should you, like Inos, have the gumption to refuse such boundless charity and munificence, well, you'll be shoved in jail and your weed will be put on a rocket, bang, zoom, straight to the Moon.

 

[Caz]

Do you think Chris has ever had an original thought in his head?

His autism is pretty original.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Side-note - I was particularly puzzled by Chris singling out someone or thing called Uzume as important in the OP, so I do a bit of Googling, and I find this - my italics.

A dreamer girl who fights alone in a spirited way in order to save the Zero Dimension. She appears to be a tomboy in her human form, but in her Goddess form, she is much girlier.

Hmm, yeah. I think I see why Chris thinks she's so great, among which.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Do you think Chris has ever had an original thought in his head?

The short answer is no.

The long answer is no, he hasn´t.
Ever.

Spoiler

It´s hysterical that whenever Chris sees something he likes, he just rips it off and puts it in his comic.

As Bob said.... he´s in the clear, copyright wise!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I only hope this neptunia faggotry makes him drop the current unbearable horsie faggotry on the comic. Like, unceremoniously drop it where it is without any explanation. He'll get back to it in 10 years if he feels like it, who cares? Chris sure doesn't, he will only draw whatever he feels like at the moment, and coherent narrative and readers can go fuck themselves.

You'll have everything you'd ever want - a house, supplies and food, but only if you're Chris' friend. It's a wonderland for everyone except the poor residents of the seventeen soup hotels that CWCville has.

IIRC, those soup hotels are actually pretty luxury. You may not get a jacuzzi in your room, but you get cable, internet and I think that even vidya. It gets to the point where you begin to consider what kind of idiot would actually have a job in CWCVille when you can be scratching your balls all day long wihout a care in the world and still be fine.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It gets to the point where you begin to consider what kind of idiot would actually have a job in CWCVille when you can be scratching your balls all day long wihout a care in the world and still be fine.

Ah, but everyone will still do all of the necessary jobs - shovelling shit, serving up high class cuisine at McD's, shooting fruitlessly at terrifying foes which only their fat autistic Mayor and his equally super-powered hedgehog pals can proceed to effortlessly defeat...because they all just love CWCville so very much. And why not? All gets a wee bit Godfather-esque. 'We pay all of your bills...in return, we expect you to do the occasional favour for us...'

It's Utopian and would never work - why have money in a society that doesn't appear to require it to function? Like I said and others have before, CWCville is Chris's very own safe space. Which may be why not so much as a single building - except for the apartment block where PandaHalo lived - ever seems to take as much damage as a chipped brick no matter how many fireballs Mary Lee Walsh and her cronies may fling about.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

I can't be the only one genuinely concerned about Chris mental state after seeing this, right?
For me this is the biggest cry for psychiatric help.

So... not when he maced someone?

 

[Azafran90]

Wow! Looks just like the ones in the comic!

finally some consistency!

 

[CharlieBrowns]

No sign of him playing Neptunia games on his PSN or Xbox accounts. What's he playing at?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I...I think I've seen something vaguely similar to this.

...What?

Chris is really losing his grasp on reality. It's no longer that he thinks CWCvile is real, he thinks every fictional world is real.

That's been true since day 1 of the comic if we're honest.

Why would a single city have its own defense force, but also have it somehow be part of the Army?

I especially like how he needs the goddamn US Army and shit. Like, he has an army of Sonic clones and it takes only one Sonic to fuck up Eggman all the time, what in hell do sentient video game consoles with boobs have that Eggman doesn't?

Well, boobs for one. That's the bat's deal I think.

I guess Chris doesn't know/care that including characters from this games in his comic is blatent copyright infringement. Guess this just proves how much of a hypocrite Chris is. He'll "borrow" people's trademarks/copyrights on a whim and say the company and himself have a "silent agreement", but if someone takes his copyright shit, he flips his shit. I wonder if Hirtes is going to try and contact the developer of this game and report him so Chris will receive a cease and desist letter, shit himself and do nothing, then disregard the letter and keep infringing on people's copyrights.

Basically, Chris is using entire franchises like children use toys from different toylines. Kids who are 8 or something might have toys of TMNT team up with the Autobots to fight Godzilla and the Decepticons.

Chris has an army of useless tranny hedgehog mutants and equally horrifying ponies/pony humans.

Either that, or drawing camouflage is "too hard", so Chris makes all his modern day soldiers look like hobbiests reenacting the beach assaults of Normandy.

Hobbits at Normandy is something I legitimately want to see a picture of. The Nazis getting overrun by midgets is hysterical sounding.

Oh god, I hope Night Star is okay...

Why is there a dancing turd with santa-style facial hair in the first panel, though?

Welcome new kiwifarms member: @Dancing Turd

So since he's treating this like it's actually happened, is this part of Sonichu canon or something? All the recent Night Star nonsense is so confusing.

Everything Chris has ever imagined in context of CWCville is canon - this is why the Simonla death was so stressful him, because to him he killed a character that existed. Even bringing her back three years ago out of the blue was not a retcon - she just stopped being dead.

(and also gave us material for those fantastic photo edits of LEGO Zombie Simonla literally fucking Wild Sonichu to death. Repeatedly.)

Also I'm repeating this factoid daily it seems because I KNOW I typed this out in that weird 'Zordon Chris' thread with the human night star and the other human night star.

Hopefully a nuclear assault on CWCville. That's just too much escapism. This ain't healthy.

All that would do is mutate everybody into sonichus.

Or ponies.

Or sonichu ponies.

So maybe last Tuesday was him shuddering in antipaction over this hexbawks instead of a Paper Mario clone done good on the PSN? Fuck it I'm checking his PSN. Someone send me a life line if I'm not back in a month.

Oh God, don't tell me you're suggesting Chris got into A Hat in Time.

Sonichu has always been on tugboat. His housing, and one assumes all of his other expenses, are met by the CWCville authorities. He has no job, all the better to make him more like Chris. The flea-ridden little yellow vermin just does good stuff because he's the hero, at least in theory. CWCville in general, under Chris's mayorship at least, tends to ignore inconvenient things like rent/mortgage payments, utility or food bills, debt repayments, etc. Remember how Patti-Chan was just handed an apparently bottomless credit card on arrival and told cheerfully to spend, spend, spend because she didn't need to worry about repaying, ever? CWCville is Chris's happy place. Of course no one needs to work there, all of their financial needs - and presumably, all of their wants, can't go without that vital Lego and vidya after all - are met from some nebulous endless central pool of funding. All part of the cotton-wool ball safe space that is CWCville.

Everybody is happy and all the bad news (like how the powers controling the country is crumbling and anarchy and chaos will soon reign) is ignored in favor of only good things?

Boy why does that sound familiar...oh, right.

The catcher's mitt in the first drawing is Discord from My Little Pony, who was inspired by Q from Star Trek. Like Q, he's also able to shapeshift, which is why he's a catcher's mitt now. The character was a bad guy for a few seasons until he was reformed, and apparently he's also Chris' friend now. Nobody can resist Chris' charms.

Spoiler: Discord

Unless they're actual women he's trying to hit on, in which case he gets magnificently bitched the fuck out for all the world to see.

I only hope this neptunia faggotry makes him drop the current unbearable horsie faggotry on the comic. Like, unceremoniously drop it where it is without any explanation. He'll get back to it in 10 years if he feels like it, who cares? Chris sure doesn't, he will only draw whatever he feels like at the moment, and coherent narrative and readers can go fuck themselves.

No, Chris doesn't drop anything - except Transformers, somehow (since I know they were in the original comics, he just seems to have lost interest in actually including them, while buying them he does to this day). Given how he's still riding the high of Bronycon, ponies aren't going ANYWHERE.

 

[8waifoofever8]

No sign of him playing Neptunia games on his PSN or Xbox accounts. What's he playing at?

According to the CWCki, he watched the anime.

 

[Professional_Sneak]

As the resident Hyperdimension Neptunia autist, in complete fairness to Chris, I've seen much worse Blanc, Rom, and Ram depictions.


I'm just hoping and praying he doesn't do any Neptunia lewds, I do not need the horror of SheCameForCWC: Gamindustri Edition.

On a serious note, given Chris and his habit of taking things at face value, I'm willing to bet most of the humor of the series flies totally over his head. Practically all of it rooted in video game trivia and shoutouts, some that are really obscure references only old school gamers who still remember the Golden Age of Gaming will ever likely get.



Oh, it can get pretty autistic. And to answer your question, some Neptunia lore to explain the concept of "shares"

Since the main characters embody various game consoles and the whole series is a metaphor of the Console Wars, shares are a reference to the power each game console representative has from those that believe in them/play their games.

Basically, it's fandom wars over consoles as expressed in religious terms.

Yeah, out of all the franchises he could get into this is probably one of the worst for him. The games and the series are essentially a giant parody. Almost all the content is indirect or sarcastic meaning it'll whiz right by Chris' head and he'll take it at face value further embedding his delusions. "See, Among Which, these kawaii Girls are living in other Dimensions I can too!"

No sign of him playing Neptunia games on his PSN or Xbox accounts. What's he playing at?

I'm pretty sure the series has an anime as well. He might be watching that. (EDIT: 8waifoofever8 beat me to the punch.) It's a pretty obscure franchise still, though, and coupled with the fact that he shelled out cash for the dreaded Hexbox at the same time makes me wonder where he got the sudden motivation to do all this.

 

[jc17]

That’s... the least evil-sounding name ever.

Google searched to see if this shit was real. Looks like she goes by Temptest Shadow throughout the thing. A little try-hard, but jesus it's better than Fizzlepop Berry whatever the fuck it was. I mean, Christ, that name is Chris levels of bad.

 

[AnonAutismo]

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It's like he forgot that there's an army of weens ready to assault whatever account he owns.

 

[Count Olaf]

So Chris brought a hexbox and has been playing vidya and drawing this? I think this is why the pages were late, I hope the patreon backers expect this to happen more often.

Also...
"I had to personally astral project and share my power with Christine there"

What the fuck? Why are two versions of Chris now?

And that's not including the two Night Stars from ponychu. How many fucking versions of Chris are there??

From what I am able to understand (which isn't much cause this is a lot hardcore autistic insanity to sort through) I think. . .three.

-Himself

-Night Star (Who can transform into human form because there was a movie where all the ponies turned into humans or something)

- Agent Smith'd Chris (The one with the music note on the dress. Apparently she's Night Star's human doppleganger who lives in that dimension where all the ponies are humans even though Night Star already HAS a human form. Apparently this one had her own sense of self. She went to school, probably had friends, got good grades, and then one day Human Night Star shows up and Agent Smith'd her against her will into pretty much a strait up clone of Chris (Hence "Agent Smith'd Chris"), because apparently Night Star wanted Agent Smith'd Chris to fuck the counterpart of her sweetheart in the pony world because. . .I don't know.

And I have no idea why Agent Smith'd Chris is there. With everyone and everything else there's some sort of basic reason to why they exist in Chris' world. Chris is there to fufil his fantasy of being loved by everyone. Sonichu is there to serve as the mascot (Or he used to be), the rest of the hedgehog abominations are there to serve as his police force/fuck fantasies, the jerkops and all the enemies are there to give him something to fight to make him feel strong, ect ect but I'll never understand this one, and even simply trying to right now is giving me a headache.

 

[Molo]

What the fuck is a sonic

 

[Zebedee]

naw man, its just multiverse theory

Pretty sure the eggheads who invented that concept never expected this to come out of it.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And I have no idea why Agent Smith'd Chris is there.

I suspect that the answer is as simple as Chris made a customised doll of Smith'd Chris, therefore she was automatically real in the Sonichu multiverse. He couldn't possibly just not mention her since she was so important and pwecious to him in her doll form, so he had to put her in - just to have her promptly erased and usurped by Human Night Star because that's how Human Night Star looks now and no dang dirty trolls can say otherwise.

TL - DR... :autism:

 

[GokuGetEm]

Astral projection? Has Chris ever discussed this before?

This seems crazy even for him.

I guess when the only choices are self sufficiency and delusion......

I just realized that Finnachu Crisis is still going on, (sorry if I spelled it wrong, I had a bad night's sleep and I am currently studying.)

With the amount of money he spent, I am guessing he spent 15 dollars on Rare replay, I'm guessing 10 dollars on Sonic, 10-20 dollars on Gears Of War, & 130 dollars on Xbox One Console. (I'm not too sure if he spent 500 for a Xbox One X)

Not including tax, Chris spent 165-175 dollars that should have gone towards his debt.

To be fair he probably bought the Rare Replay/Gears of War bundle. It's been under $20 new before and IIRC is often cheaper than either game individually.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01AIT2M4Y