Containment Random Chris Updates

[Hui]

According to the CWCki, he watched the anime.

That thing was a poor adaptation.

 

[nvrwastetree]

What. . .in the hell. . .

So. . .he's wanting us to send love and shares message as much as we can so he can beat the forces that have invaded his fantasy land??? YEAH sure, nevermind the 20-26 people or so that were recently gunned down in a church in Texas. Invasion gives Chris the prickly willies, so clearly CWCville is the more important issue! I know he probably has no idea about that, but man. . .we've always known he's been disjointed from reality but it's mind boggling how blurry the lines have gotten for him.

The retarded bullshit Chris is drawing now, is the same thing that Chris did when the concert goers in Las Vegas got shot up on 10/1. Like I mentioned in another thread, the only things/people Chris cares about is himself, his tooth decayed geriatric mother, and sonichu and their imaginary dimension. He could care less about other people, and moreso, current events that do not revolve around him. That, and since Bob had to explain the simple concept of Australia multiple times to Chris, I doubt he even knows where/what Nevada or Texas is, or where they're located. I highly doubt he even bothers watching the news or reading a new paper, the only time Chris is made aware of current events is if Barb tells him, or he reads about it on Facebook when he gets finished reading current tranny news.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So 1) chirus has an hexbox? Why? Bland hatred aside, there is nothing on it that would interest him if he already had a ps4(unless he bought it JUST to play rare replay)
2) magi-chan is not doing his job, again.

It dosen't have to be HexBawx. There IS a PC version of Hyperdimension Neptunia, I DLed it once and looked at it for half an hour or so before deciding a degree in :autism: is required to understand and play this animu shit and deleted it.

Pristine Christine does have a ghetto laptop does he not?

 

[ExtremeZapper]

Speaking of Chris and video games he happened to (obviously, really) pick up Sonic Forces and he even let me Share Play so I could watch him play.

To be fair Chris isn't the only person who feels this way about it. Supposedly it has a super short campaign, the enemies tend to not even attack and at forty bucks it'd be cheaper to pay someone to just draw your Sonic OC.

It's not even that hard to make a somewhat decent Sonichu. Pick a Wolf or Dog (The ears and tail match better, and wolf both has pointed ears and downwards quills like the hedgehog) play through the game a bit, throw some blue shoes on him, and use this bodysuit for the back and tail stripes.

I'll post my own version of Sonichu whenever I manage to unlock the bodysuit

 

[jc17]

yea jeez, what was this movie written for kids or something???????????

Even by MLP standards, that name fucking blows.

 

[Pixy]

Autism.



https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1569276869833453
https://archive.is/Ec3qf

 

[Melancholia]

“Magi-Chan teleported over here and psychically scanned my Dreamcast. I was standing right behind him, with open mind to see what he saw.”

“I even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge. Oh, well.”


Guys... I think this is it.. the Schizophrenia Saga has begun...

 

[UGADawg08]

It has been a mentally-worrisome time for me, and it is still ongoing for the time being.

Truer words have never been spoken. Being possessed by video game characters who speak and act through him? Anyone still think he's not schizophrenic?

 

[Incredible Crisis]

Autism.

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https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1569276869833453
https://archive.is/Ec3qf

This is all lovely, miss, but why not put this in the form of a comic? It'd be a lot more interesting than having to read another text dump.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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For True and Honest results, always paint your Sonichu balls using a spackling knife. Only then can you achieve that rich, textured drywall appearance.

 

[deadson]

Autism.

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https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1569276869833453
https://archive.is/Ec3qf

That is some honest to god insanity he's spouting. Here I thought it was going to be about Barb but noooooo....

 

[Mason Verger]

Ah Jesus, I can't do it. A few years ago I had to learn about the extended Sonic universe. Later, with much disgust, that horrid talking pony bullshit. I will NOT try to understand whatever stupid Japanese wank fetish this idiot is into this year. I just can't do it.

And seriously people, if any of this Amuyamiyumi bullshit is familiar to you.. I just want you to know that your father hates you.

 

[also autistic]

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

This is a clusterfuck.

Also, this is now a fetish comic.

 

[CWCissey]

So Chris got electrocuted by a Dreamcast?

 

[Silver Octopus]

TL : DR
His body is now apparently host to a neptunia style videogame spirit.



Chris is fucking insane, he needs professional help

 

[Mason Verger]

Loli stuff now huh? This should be fine.

 

[purepowerlevel]

The headmates saga has finally arrived in earnest.
I think I'm happy...

 

[CWCissey]

TL : DR
His body is now apparently host to a neptunia style videogame spirit.



Chris is fucking insane, he needs professional help

Yeah maybe the JESSAY saga is like Nookie Bear getting spritzed at London Comic Con. In the short term it was stupid, but long term it fucking broke him.

Between the pony shit and now this, it's clear that Chris has lost his already tenuous grip on reality, and with the Christmas season coming up, I'd say expect something big to happen in the next couple of months...

 

[Owlflaps]

This is all lovely, miss, but why not put this in the form of a comic? It'd be a lot more interesting than having to read another text dump.

That would mean he would have to put effort into his work.