Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

Do you think Chris has ever had an original thought in his head?

Chugging down his own semen. Hell, he looked even proud of coming up with that all by himself, look at the ALL CAPS "MY OWN IDEA".

Usually, the most deranged and extra-stupid shit Chris has done in his life is original.

 

[Inklings]

So...I wonder if this is thus the most random and abrupt thing to happen in the Sonichu canon, at least maybe in a while.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

At least since he crowbarred Jessay's feeder fantasies into it, and then quickly and peevishly retconned them as soon as 'she' dumped him.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Speaking of Chris and video games he happened to (obviously, really) pick up Sonic Forces and he even let me Share Play so I could watch him play.

To be fair Chris isn't the only person who feels this way about it. Supposedly it has a super short campaign, the enemies tend to not even attack and at forty bucks it'd be cheaper to pay someone to just draw your Sonic OC.

 

[Night Stars Brother]

His grip on reality is shrinking everyday

 

[Trilby]

Who even needs the sonichu pokeball?? No one in cwcville goes out catching Pokémon and none of the sonichu characters live in a ball.

What’s the point?

These 'chus are already too sentient enough not to be subserviant to man the way they are. It just seems like Chris is merely shoehorning Pokemon elements in anyway possible.

finally some consistency!

I guess you can give him points at least remembering something he did 12-13 years ago.

 

[Optimus Prime]

From what I am able to understand (which isn't much cause this is a lot hardcore autistic insanity to sort through) I think. . .three.

-Himself

-Night Star (Who can transform into human form because there was a movie where all the ponies turned into humans or something)

- Agent Smith'd Chris (The one with the music note on the dress. Apparently she's Night Star's human doppleganger who lives in that dimension where all the ponies are humans even though Night Star already HAS a human form. Apparently this one had her own sense of self. She went to school, probably had friends, got good grades, and then one day Human Night Star shows up and Agent Smith'd her against her will into pretty much a strait up clone of Chris (Hence "Agent Smith'd Chris"), because apparently Night Star wanted Agent Smith'd Chris to fuck the counterpart of her sweetheart in the pony world because. . .I don't know.

I'll try to explain:

Basically, Equestria Girls isn't where all the ponies turned into humans (for the most part). What Equestria Girls did was introduce a mirror portal that connects the world of ponies to the world of humans. For every pony that exists in pony world, there exists a human duplicate. Literally a mirror world (aside from, y'know, being a completely different species and culture and whatnot).

The premise of Equestria Girls is that one specific pony (the purple one) had to go over to get her crown back from another pony who fled through the mirror (the red-and-yellow haired girl), and essentially purple pony has to remake friends with the human versions of her friends. The difference is going through the mirror changes you from the natural form of one to the natural form of the other - or pony to human and vice versa.

To make a long story short, by the third film they've introduced the human version of the original pony, and at the end, human and pony-turned-human versions meet and thus prove they can co-exist simultaneously.

That is what Chris is playing at.

And I have no idea why Agent Smith'd Chris is there. With everyone and everything else there's some sort of basic reason to why they exist in Chris' world. Chris is there to fufil his fantasy of being loved by everyone. Sonichu is there to serve as the mascot (Or he used to be), the rest of the hedgehog abominations are there to serve as his police force/fuck fantasies, the jerkops and all the enemies are there to give him something to fight to make him feel strong, ect ect but I'll never understand this one, and even simply trying to right now is giving me a headache.

He loves himself so much he has other versions of himself (including the pony doubled up essentially) that exist just to kiss his ass.

 

[Zebedee]

His grip on reality is shrinking everyday

Implying he had one to begin with?

Source?

 

[Count Olaf]

I'll try to explain:

Basically, Equestria Girls isn't where all the ponies turned into humans (for the most part). What Equestria Girls did was introduce a mirror portal that connects the world of ponies to the world of humans. For every pony that exists in pony world, there exists a human duplicate. Literally a mirror world (aside from, y'know, being a completely different species and culture and whatnot).

The premise of Equestria Girls is that one specific pony (the purple one) had to go over to get her crown back from another pony who fled through the mirror (the red-and-yellow haired girl), and essentially purple pony has to remake friends with the human versions of her friends. The difference is going through the mirror changes you from the natural form of one to the natural form of the other - or pony to human and vice versa.

To make a long story short, by the third film they've introduced the human version of the original pony, and at the end, human and pony-turned-human versions meet and thus prove they can co-exist simultaneously.

That is what Chris is playing at.



He loves himself so much he has other versions of himself (including the pony doubled up essentially) that exist just to kiss his ass.

Now I'm just imaging Chris as Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pond.

 

[Jo Jo Stalin]

Chris may have betrayed himself and bought a HEXbox

 

[Done]

Speaking of Chris and video games he happened to (obviously, really) pick up Sonic Forces and he even let me Share Play so I could watch him play.

To be fair Chris isn't the only person who feels this way about it. Supposedly it has a super short campaign, the enemies tend to not even attack and at forty bucks it'd be cheaper to pay someone to just draw your Sonic OC.

From the video, he seems to be more disappointed that he can't make the TRUE & HONEST Sonichu the way he imagined he could.

But what the fuck did he expect? For Sega to risk a legal battle with Nintendo of all companies by adding Pikachu cheeks, tail & ears for him to frankenstein onto a yellow Sonic?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Speaking of Chris and video games he happened to (obviously, really) pick up Sonic Forces and he even let me Share Play so I could watch him play.

To be fair Chris isn't the only person who feels this way about it. Supposedly it has a super short campaign, the enemies tend to not even attack and at forty bucks it'd be cheaper to pay someone to just draw your Sonic OC.

I'd say that he is dissapointed only in how he can't make a perfect replica of Sonichu and how the character editor is not specifically tailor made for him and him only.

Chris is an uncritical idiot who loved Sonic'06, a gigantic turd that even top Sanic autist wont defend.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Now I'm just imaging Chris as Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pond.

But what the fuck did he expect? For Sega to risk a legal battle with Nintendo of all companies by adding Pikachu cheeks, tail & ears for him to frankenstein onto a yellow Sonic?

Yes.

 

[Silver Octopus]

From the video, he seems to be more disappointed that he can't make the TRUE & HONEST Sonichu the way he imagined he could.

But what the fuck did he expect? For Sega to risk a legal battle with Nintendo of all companies by adding Pikachu cheeks, tail & ears for him to frankenstein onto a yellow Sonic?

He'll probably think that Sega are trolling him for not allowing him to perfectly recreate his character.

 

[Done]

He'll probably think that Sega are trolling him for not allowing him to perfectly recreate his character.

I really want him to ween on the official Sonic Twitter account.. That will be 10x as entertaining as the LadyofTheCosmos tweet war.

 

[jurassic bark]

His grip on reality is shrinking everyday

His loss is our gain, I guess

 

[Honekage]

Google searched to see if this shit was real. Looks like she goes by Temptest Shadow throughout the thing. A little try-hard, but jesus it's better than Fizzlepop Berry whatever the fuck it was. I mean, Christ, that name is Chris levels of bad.

yea jeez, what was this movie written for kids or something???????????

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

finally some consistency!

Is not what Chris' stool said.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Speaking of Chris and video games he happened to (obviously, really) pick up Sonic Forces and he even let me Share Play so I could watch him play.

To be fair Chris isn't the only person who feels this way about it. Supposedly it has a super short campaign, the enemies tend to not even attack and at forty bucks it'd be cheaper to pay someone to just draw your Sonic OC.

I was really hoping for him to scroll down and find "ARM COLOR".

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yes.

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