What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

HenryKissiger said:
Jimmy John's

Hello, I would like a sub sandwich but I don't want it toasted or even remotely warmed because I consistently make very bad life choices and why should this be any different.
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And please add six pounds of mayonnaise.

Really, their sandwiches aren't that bad but they put way too much mayonnaise.
 
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I went to middle school with a fat tard who ate pizza every day for lunch and overfilled the big rectangle part of his tray with ranch to dip it in. He would literally eat the whole thing of ranch on his single slice of pizza.

Ever since, I can only associate pizza and ranch with lardass autists.
 
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Subway's meatball sub

Canned Cake (Fun Fact: I saw this one ragged, old, clearly distraught mom pushing a shitload of whatever the fuck she could find for her possibly 5+ kids she needs to take care of, and one of the foods was, what I only assume as canned cake.)

Hotdogs

Any kind of hardcore, sugar infused cereal

Chocolate tard cum

Pop-tards

And any food that has been deliberately and purposely labeled as rainbow-colored shit.
 
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My vote: Iceberg lettuce. It tastes like shit, has no nutritional value, and takes tons of water to grow.

It is worthless and gross. Just like most autists.
TheGreatCitracett said:
What could be more autistic than slathering ketchup on everything?

Drenching it in this shit.
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As a kid, I was repulsed by this shit. It was too unnatural. Tomatoes are not bright blue FFS.

I assumed the only people who ate this stuff were the same people that buy those pills that make your shit gold.

HenryKissiger said:
Jimmy John's

Hello, I would like a sub sandwich but I don't want it toasted or even remotely warmed because I consistently make very bad life choices and why should this be any different.
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I disagree, not because JJ is good, but because my local deli makes an amazing cold deli sub. The trick is to use fresh food, as opposed to whatever old Gordon Food Services junk JJ uses. And of course less mayo.
 
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NailsOnAChalkboard said:
I went to middle school with a fat tard who ate pizza every day for lunch and overfilled the big rectangle part of his tray with ranch to dip it in. He would literally eat the whole thing of ranch on his single slice of pizza.

Ever since, I can only associate pizza and ranch with lardass autists.
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Pizza and ranch dressing is a food fit for a life of poor decisions. I don't know if it's just for autists though.

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Fruitloops and Pepsi

Pixie Sticks and Smarties. Edgy middle schoolers would snort them in class and then cry about nasal burn.

Jolly Ranchers mixed in Coke is a close third, bonus points if cough syrup or a throat lozenge is added.
 
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