SJW Art and Extremes

[Arcanineinchnails]

The Sue used to look pretty cute back then.

 

[LucasSomething]

The whole comic reeks of SJW. Take a glance at these DIVERSE character designs! Think that's not bad enough? Here's some excerpts from the "Fullmetal Alchemist: Awakening Masterpost" google document.

The original design for those seven virtues is one of the worst i've ever seen, how can someone even take 7 clearly different themes and personify them into a groupf of similar black troons with white hair???

I can't even tell if this creature is male or female, how the hell would i guess this one is the "diligent" one?? Is the vitiligo supposed do have some symbolism i'm not seeing here????

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How does someone get this arrogant and unrealistic?

:autism::autism::autism::autism::autism:

 

[FierceBrosnan]

The original design for those seven virtues is one of the worst i've ever seen, how can someone even take 7 clearly different themes and personify them into a groupf of similar black troons with white hair???

I can't even tell if this creature is male or female, how the hell would i guess this one is the "diligent" one?? Is the vitiligo supposed do have some symbolism i'm not seeing here????

Oh fuck it's TUMBLRINE!

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

The original design for those seven virtues is one of the worst i've ever seen, how can someone even take 7 clearly different themes and personify them into a groupf of similar black troons with white hair???

I can't even tell if this creature is male or female, how the hell would i guess this one is the "diligent" one?? Is the vitiligo supposed do have some symbolism i'm not seeing here????

.... The fuck happened to this character's midriff and waist? And their wrists and ankles? And their whole right foot?

 

[Hummingbird]

The original design for those seven virtues is one of the worst i've ever seen, how can someone even take 7 clearly different themes and personify them into a groupf of similar black troons with white hair???

I can't even tell if this creature is male or female, how the hell would i guess this one is the "diligent" one?? Is the vitiligo supposed do have some symbolism i'm not seeing here????

It's like she's trying to due the body of a D&D Dwarf and missed the point of how the body is done. But if you think that's bad, you should see Kindness. I'm all for there being homoculi based off the virtues in the series, but could they have been better designed?

 

[March Hare]

Regarding asheds, I forgot to say she's terribly protective of her mary sue and everything connected with her.
Here's a particularly entertaining comment thread from this piece of "art".
Scarbebi there is her girlfriend (supposedly 'trans guy' but she presents herself really femininely in a lot of the selfies I saw of her before), by the way

The description shows her mary sue's children she will have with Edward Elric.
One is a child lesbian with ADD.

Spoiler

also sophia is very lesbian, she has a "wife" when she was like 7 and said she wanted to marry a girl and basically ash and ed were 100% fine with sophia being gay. if anything they literally threw a party for her when she came out for real.

One is autistic and 'doesn't understand gender roles'.

Spoiler

He is very shy and mousy, a bit feminine too. He from a young age didn't understand gender roles (Ash and Ed hardly enforced gender roles anyways so it wasn't a shock), so Sören is gender fluid and tends to dress however he feels like it and wears skirts and dresses some days, when other days he doesn't. Ash and Ed are very supportive of Sören being fluid with his gender and never put him down for it. Ash and Ed (obviously) are super lgbtq (ed is agender ooooooops) so they see no problem with their kids being gay/trans/nb. they just let them do whatever makes them happy!

 

[Bani]

"Hey guys, I got this great idea: I'm going to make All Might trans and draw him with a weird round face that doesn't match his black eyes. Deku, too. He's also gotta be trans."

Spoiler

"Fuck it, let's make the other teachers trans, too. And give them hideous tacky tattoos. I dunno, I'm just spit-balling here."

Spoiler

"Hmm, this isn't cringe enough. Better draw a glittery All Might. Dabbing. With text pointing out that he's dabbing."

Spoiler

"Ooh, and I'll ship Present Mic with myself, for some extra cringe."

Spoiler

"Nah, still not cringe enough. Better put the characters in Homestuck. With my OC!"

Spoiler

^(Side note, I like how Tsuyu looks like she rides the short bus in this one.)

 

[IceGray]

Regarding asheds, I forgot to say she's terribly protective of her mary sue and everything connected with her.
Here's a particularly entertaining comment thread from this piece of "art".
Scarbebi there is her girlfriend (supposedly 'trans guy' but she presents herself really femininely in a lot of the selfies I saw of her before), by the way

The description shows her mary sue's children she will have with Edward Elric.

So much for this:

-Chimeras are "sterile/infertile". They cannot have children because they are considered a "hybrid"scientifically, and they already have too many chromosomes and chromosomes don't mach up during fertilization. Two chimeras cannot conceive a child and a human and a chimera cannot conceive a child either. Chimeras can have sexual interaction, but cannot actually conceive. This leaves a problem to chimeras that have become human again. They will have a very hard time conceiving children and will become sterile/infertile again sooner than most humans.

From here.

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

While her character Ash is pretty unlovely to say at least, the other one(the red panda chimera) is outright repulsive.

 

[e9967a]

But if you think that's bad, you should see Kindness.

Her tiny abs are cracking me up.

 

[IdaRita]

I realized one of things that irritate me a lot in tumblr art: facial feautures are too big.
From three main parts of face (eyes, nose, mouth) usually only one (sometimes two) of them is exaggerated in stylized drawings unless you want to make character look ugly.
Disney, for example:

Kristoff from Frozen has only a bit enlarged eyes, average lips, but prominent big nose. And big chin that makes facial feautures seem smaller.

Jafar has all features sticking out of face, but he is suppose to be a villian and not a preety face. His head is elongated and "skinny" to make nose, eyes and lips stick out more.

Tumblr wants to make their characters "cute" and fails at it.
I made a quick picture to visualize what I'm talking about:

 

[DatBoiShepard]

Spoiler: Manster High

Spoiler: Fetishizing kids toys is totes not creepy

readasaur asked:

"Who's the most popular bottom at the school?"

Oh that’s gotta be yours truly! No one please more mansters (or ghouls for that matter) than the Hyde man!
To be honest, it’s kind of a toss up between Holt and Jackson… I mean, Holt is a sexy little ball of energy with an ass that wont quit, but Jackson is very cute and vulnerable, a real submissive bottom that makes you wanna take your time and enjoy him instead of being caught up in the rough pounding Holt woud be begging for. (though of course Billy tasty little ass is better than either of them)

That ask reminds me of Rory. I will never understand why tumblr takes kids shit so seriously? Can't they jack off to normal porn?

 

[Ginigga50%]

I realized one of things that irritate me a lot in tumblr art: facial feautures are too big.
From three main parts of face (eyes, nose, mouth) usually only one (sometimes two) of them is exaggerated in stylized drawings unless you want to make character look ugly.
Disney, for example:

Kristoff from Frozen has only a bit enlarged eyes, average lips, but prominent big nose. And big chin that makes facial feautures seem smaller.

Jafar has all features sticking out of face, but he is suppose to be a villian and not a preety face. His head is elongated and "skinny" to make nose, eyes and lips stick out more.

Tumblr wants to make their characters "cute" and fails at it.
I made a quick picture to visualize what I'm talking about:
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I find it funny that [virtually] all of these Tumblr artists go to art schools and want to make cartoons but fail at basics of character design and character as a concept

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

Well, what do we have here...?

Spoiler: Here is canon artwork of Faye from Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia.

Spoiler: And here is fanart of a lumpy, pie-eyed, stupid-looking girl who's... supposed to be Faye...

http://archive.is/RAV7p
http://sludgeraptor.tumblr.com/post/167248929444/and-i-dont-mean-to-make-your-heart-blue-but-could

Bonus for passive-aggressive "straight people can't write good characters LOL" bullshit in the tags. I think Faye got a raw deal writing-wise, but I don't think a LGBT+ writer would've automatically done a better work either.

 

[LucasSomething]

Muslimaculous Ladybug

 

[The Silver Shroud]

Muslimaculous Ladybug

Ah, yes, because crime-fighting would be easy with heavy, thick fabric hanging off of your every limb.
How liberating.

 

[Rose]

The Gallagher brothers with those annoying voltron mouths

 

[Hummingbird]

Ah, yes, because crime-fighting would be easy with heavy, thick fabric hanging off of your every limb.
How liberating.

And it looks like she could lose a few pounds and that she has a bit of a guy-face.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

And it looks like she could lose a few pounds and that she has a bit of a guy-face.

Well that's because she is trans, because UwU. I just wish they'd let this fetish for Islam go already.