Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If someone ever told me that "Moviebob sent me", I'd piss myself laughing.
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"You poked fun at people I hate! Will you marry me?"
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"When I say that all the Republican voters should be rounded up and shot, I'm the bad guy. Fuck me, right?"
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I'd say you're defining yourself by your autistic hatred towards DC movies and their fans.
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If someone ever told me that "Moviebob sent me", I'd piss myself laughing.
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"You poked fun at people I hate! Will you marry me?"
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"When I say that all the Republican voters should be rounded up and shot, I'm the bad guy. Fuck me, right?"
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I'd say you're defining yourself by your autistic hatred towards DC movies and their fans.
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What a likable, even tempered fellow.
 
Since Bob brought up the idea a while back and he's doing his company wars nonsense, how would he rationalize the Big Two merging if we take the more realistic possibility of Warner/DC buying the shrinking Marvel Entertainment and leaving Studios with Disney? Would he lose his shit because "the wrong guy won" or is everything cool as long as the end result of everything under one banner happens?

We're already seeing DC preparing to fill the void left by the absence of characters Marvel is refusing to publish/unfuck by making their own Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, Hulk, etc. substitutes. It'd be an interesting look into how Bob thinks.
 
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I'm trying to look through Pol Pot Pie's rambling twitter feed of ass pats and bitter bile, (lord knows how you do it, @Sexy Times Hitler ) and I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually reads half the shit he reposts or just makes sure there's a minimum number of buzzwords.

How much of this shit do you think he honestly believes, and how much do you think he spews solely for talking points? Which is worse?

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It's also a good thing that no one Bob's defended has done horrible things like, for example, sexual assault that Bob actively covered up, not by a Faraci shot.
He probably believes some of it but I think there is also a bit of this is the side he picked and defended so strongly he has to keep saying the right things to make them happy.
That one nutter in the second tweet talking about GamerGate is hilarious considering that Sarah Nyberg was very anti-GamerGate.
If someone ever told me that "Moviebob sent me", I'd piss myself laughing.
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Hey Bob, you are a male feminist ally. Nobody needed to know a single other thing about you to know you were probaly guilty as sin. (Bob I even included your typo in my copy here which you would use if someone tweeted to you to dismiss what they were saying.)
Jesus, that series of tweets is all over the place. How can he call people Trump voters of the comic book fandom and say they would find Schumacker the second coming and not realize he sounds just like an insane conspiracy theorist that he seems that he arguing against.
Also Bob you better be careful saying you like that dinosaur movie it doesn't look like something your social justice peers will be happy about.
 
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He probably believes some of it but I think there is also a bit of this is the side he picked and defended so strongly he has to keep saying the right things to make them happy.
That one nutter in the second tweet talking about GamerGate is hilarious considering that Sarah Nyberg was very anti-GamerGate.

Hey Bob, you are a male feminist ally. Nobody needed to know a single other thing about you to know you were probaly guilty as sin. (Bob I even included your typo in my copy here which you would use if someone tweeted to you to dismiss what they were saying.)

Jesus, that series of tweets is all over the place. How can he call people Trump voters of the comic book fandom and say they would find Schumacker the second coming and not realize he sounds just like an insane conspiracy theorist that he seems that he arguing against.
Also Bob you better be careful saying you like that dinosaur movie it doesn't look like something your social justice peers will be happy about.
I voted for Trump and I like comic books, but it doesn't mean I'm the spawn of Satan.
 
"You poked fun at people I hate! Will you marry me?"
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"When I say that all the Republican voters should be rounded up and shot, I'm the bad guy. Fuck me, right?"
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I'd say you're defining yourself by your autistic hatred towards DC movies and their fans.
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You know, I am not even hyped towards the JLA movie, but I think it would be fun now if that movie somehow ends up being nominated for an oscar like Suicide Squad did, just to spite Bob.
Also, he certainly shows how much of an aspiring- sorry, I mean asperging little shit he is for of course going after Batman & robin like any other internet pseudo idiot ever since Doug Walker made that dumb review of the movie like 10 years ago. Cause frankly, I get the movie is bad. But I think it is more entertaining the way it is than some of the shit I have seen here and there by others.
 
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I'm trying to look through Pol Pot Pie's rambling twitter feed of ass pats and bitter bile, (lord knows how you do it, @Sexy Times Hitler ) and I'm starting to wonder if Bob actually reads half the shit he reposts or just makes sure there's a minimum number of buzzwords.

How much of this shit do you think he honestly believes, and how much do you think he spews solely for talking points? Which is worse?

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It's also a good thing that no one Bob's defended has done horrible things like, for example, sexual assault that Bob actively covered up, not by a Faraci shot.
Yeah, Bob is on shaky ground when it comes to defending pedos given that he defended the one & only Nicholas Nyberg.
 
It was uncalled for back then, and no amount of pandering's gonna change that.
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It doesn't help when you're saying shit like this. "Why can't people unequivocally like what I like?"
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A fat diabetic is rewarding himself with ice cream at seven in the morning for sperging about Batman v. Superman.

I cannot stress this enough, but he still thinks we're the losers.
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It was uncalled for back then, and no amount of pandering's gonna change that.
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It doesn't help when you're saying shit like this. "Why can't people unequivocally like what I like?"
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A fat diabetic is rewarding himself with ice cream at seven in the morning for sperging about Batman v. Superman.

I cannot stress this enough, but he still thinks we're the losers.
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I think his ranting is gonna end up longer than the movie.

The extended directors cut ultimate version.
 
It was uncalled for back then, and no amount of pandering's gonna change that.

Let me see if I get this straight. Bob is "apologizing" (one of numerous life and social skills he has yet to master) for reviews early in his, ahem, "professional career" that he considered trashy, unfair, and poor work.

What exactly has changed?

A fat diabetic is rewarding himself with ice cream at seven in the morning for sperging about Batman v. Superman.

I cannot stress this enough, but he still thinks we're the losers.

You're assuming he's merely going to eat the ice cream instead of making sweet, unproblematic love to it. I'm surprised at you.

Actually, someone should ask him why he's rewarding himself with ice cream instead of taking his wife and kids out for some.
 
It was uncalled for back then, and no amount of pandering's gonna change that.
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It doesn't help when you're saying shit like this. "Why can't people unequivocally like what I like?"
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A fat diabetic is rewarding himself with ice cream at seven in the morning for sperging about Batman v. Superman.

I cannot stress this enough, but he still thinks we're the losers.
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Hey, there is nothing wrong about enjoying ice cream even if you have diabetes. I have relatives who have diabetes and thanks to taking care of their health by weekly excercise and diet they can enjoy some treats here and there.

Then again, this is Moviebob, he eats the shit at 7 am and he even has the worst taste in icecream imaginable. Eggnog? EGGNOG?!
 

Yeah... Shouting at trashcans at cosplay-heavy conventions where you're otherwise brutally ignored because his reputation of being trashy precedes him. Truly you've been a voice for us all as of late, Blob.

Seriously, go develop better taste in ice cream (and lay off said shite as well), please.
 
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A fat diabetic is rewarding himself with ice cream at seven in the morning for sperging about Batman v. Superman.

I cannot stress this enough, but he still thinks we're the losers.
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It would be ironic, if that video was claimed as well. That would be a well deserved "Fuck you." to his pointless sperging.
 
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