Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

At least you're not living 100 years ago when the US president had written a book defending the Ku Klux Klan and said segregation was a benefit to black people. I'm surprised that people don't mention how problematic Woodrow Wilson was more often, but of course they don't want to deflate their narrative that Trump is the worst man to have ever held the office.

He was also a Democrat. Probably not good for the narrative to talk about how bigoted he was.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

League of Nations! Soopeeriah!

 

[Mola Ram]

I fucking hate the times we live in. If its not these idiots its nothing but KANG jokes. I just want to watch a man dressed like a cat fist fight people is that so wrong?

Only reason I want a Wonder Woman sequel, man. Let's get a nekkid cheetah-lady on the big screen, since Marvel will probably never get around to doing Tigra.

No, I'm not proud of wanting to see this.

 

[Flexo]

Only reason I want a Wonder Woman sequel, man. Let's get a nekkid cheetah-lady on the big screen, since Marvel will probably never get around to doing Tigra.

No, I'm not proud of wanting to see this.

I get the feeling a tiger lady fighting crime in a bikini would be too problematic nowadays.

No matter how hot it is.

Spoiler: off topic

A shop owner was telling me last weekend that Disney has said they will never release a slave leia figure so older ones are starting to increase in price.

 

[RodgerDodger]

But what will he do when he finds out neither Wakanda nor Zamunda actually exist?

Do NOT confuse the Bob with inconvenient facts or messy things like geography and actual nations. Bob is Bob! Bob knows all. Now send Bob to Wakanda Forthwith Peasant! (I hear Mogadishu is nice this time of year).

 

[The Nothingness]

Only reason I want a Wonder Woman sequel, man. Let's get a nekkid cheetah-lady on the big screen, since Marvel will probably never get around to doing Tigra.

No, I'm not proud of wanting to see this.

fftopic:It has been confirmed that the villain for the Wonder Woman sequel will be Gigantafftopic: I am sure Bob will find take issue with what she may be wearing especially when she grows in size. Also this movie will take place in the 1980s so expect Bob to expect some kind of political commentary against Ronald Reagan.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

The Navy has been experimenting with some really advanced ship mounted lasers. That might do the trick. Plus it would probably be safer to tow Bob out to sea and float him there for the procedure anyway.

Just put a sheet on the ocean and Bob will have a brand new waterbed! Because he’s fat!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Funny, a lot more people than I would've expected can still hear the word "Moviebob"and not hear "fascistic sexual assault enabler."

Huh.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Funny, a lot more people than I would've expected can still hear the word "Moviebob"and not hear "fascistic sexual assault enabler."

Huh.
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Well when I hear the words, "leftist male feminist" I usually assume "sexual predator."

Like your friend, Devin Faraci.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

Well when I hear the words, "leftist male feminist" I usually assume "sexual predator."

Like your friend, Devin Faraci.

To quote Patton Oswalt, 'The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials.'

To quote a wiser man, 'Feminists see rape culture everywhere because all male feminists are rapists.'

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Funny, a lot more people than I would've expected can still hear the word "Moviebob"and not hear "fascistic sexual assault enabler."

Huh.
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One Republican vs Hollywood's dumpster of pedos, which group will Bob care more about?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Funny, a lot more people than I would've expected can still hear the word "Moviebob"and not hear "fascistic sexual assault enabler."

Huh.
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And yet the vast vast majority of Religious Conservative Republican's cannot count a single Sexual Predator among their close circles of friends, coworkers or daily contacts. How many have shown up in Bob's circle of friends so far again?

To quote Patton Oswalt, 'The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials.'

To quote a wiser man, 'Feminists see rape culture because all male feminists are rapists.'

In hindsight the Reverend Billy Joe Jim Bob paying some dude for a blowjob in a truckstop bathroom seems to be a much less harmful thing for society than the parade of Male Feminist Predators Weinsteining every woman they come across.

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's like he's daring us to take the bait.

 

[Gununu]

Been a while since I followed good ol' Blob, has he said anything about the current season of South Park which has been fairly critical of Trump?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Been a while since I followed good ol' Blob, has he said anything about the current season of South Park which has been fairly critical of Trump?

last I heard he was upset because he didnt think they laid into Trump enough, mostly Bob resents the show because it implicitly rejects his superior future as unworkable and doesnt really like the neo-liberal status quo (either side of it), it also trust the audience to come to it's own conclusions rather than just doing as they tell them. He's also asshurt about implication PC cuture just sweeps inequality and racism under the rug.

 

[cypocryphy]

When I hear the word "Muslim" I think "sexual predator".

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

I love the fact that one of the tags for this thread is ''fat and unimportant'' sums him up pretty well. Personally the worst thing about him is that either he or his fans keep taking down video's that are critical of him on youtube. I remember Lordkat(Jason Pullara) made a video right after the election about his fascist tweets and I have never seen it since!

 

[A Random]

I love the fact that one of the tags for this thread is ''fat and unimportant'' sums him up pretty well. Personally the worst thing about him is that either he or his fans keep taking down video's that are critical of him on youtube. I remember Lordkat(Jason Pullara) made a video right after the election about his fascist tweets and I have never seen it since!

Hey @LordKaT is this true?

 

[NQ 952]

Hey @LordKaT is this true?

Yes.

 

[Done]

That "Fangirl Jeanne" person is basically a female Bob if Bob were also a brony: everything is representation, queer and nonbinary. Thor: Ragnarok is deeper than meets the eye (yet I see no depth in her review, only endless stale meme gifs). She will get a film review gig at Everyday Feminism if she applies though. Take for example, this tiny excerpt from her essay-length "review" of Moana:

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To this excerpt, I am honestly asking: What is this obsession with seeing yourself represented or reflected in entertainment? I see why it's nice to have, but why the hell does she obsess over it? This is one thing I honestly don't understand about SJWs in general.

If you really want to be represented in some form of media, then just create it yourself and work to make it a big hit. It's really the only solution if you look at it.