Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[MG 192]

Moviebob is abusing the 280 characters limit. It shows that if Twitter were to ever incorporate an unlimited (or at least a limit where it doesn't matter anymore) character limit, he would write ten billion paragraphs to explain one point.

That's one of his biggest writing flaws, his inability to summarize a comprehensible point quickly.

Not even AIDS from a botched blood transfusion? Though I think if you drew blood from Bob, you'd get raspberry jam (both have the same color and sugar content).

Maybe if he gets a Mario tattoo...

 

[SuperSheep]

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Does this nigga even know that Wakanda is an racist, isolationist country that actually built a fucking wall to keep the other blacks from entering Wakanda?
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"I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and I will make Zwartheid pay for that wall. Mark my words."

 

[Flexo]

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Does this nigga even know that Wakanda is an racist, isolationist country that actually built a fucking wall to keep the other blacks from entering Wakanda?
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Man I am so tempted to start trolling Marvel fanboys with "Black Panther? Isn't that the movie about black Trump?"

It's kinda funny that recently Marvel has been trying to move Wakanda away from being a weird sci-fi ethnostate in Africa that views the rest of the world as savages not worth their time by having them attempt to become a "democracy"....except T'Challa still has "Fuck you, I'm king" power when he wants to bring it up. They've done the same thing with the Inhumans and their royal family after people pointed out they have that going on and they had comics promoting genocide in a positive light.

I don't think it's a "problem" and is an interesting source of conflict since T'Challa doesn't personally share most of those believes but it's fun to see #woke writers try to figure how to cover their ass. It's why you need to treat something like this as a fictional setting first.

Gee, it's almost like people in completely different cultures would have completely different morals and rules of behavior. Who could have ever guessed that???

But, yknow, they're all black people so they're perfect PoCs who can do no wrong and also please ignore the way one of our writers paired up Black Panther and Storm in a "pair the blacks" move of Cartman-esque proportions.

Whatever, Bob's gonna eat this shit up anyhow.

That pairing was done by a black writer, BTW.

And I approve of your "Bob == Cartman" formula (though even Cartman has had a girlfriend now)

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

"I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and I will make Zwartheid pay for that wall. Mark my words."

"Wakanda has the best vibranium. You wouldn't believe it."

 

[Flexo]

Oh hey, that screencap of the Vox Day post from earlier in the day?

Finally checked the comments, and we got a shoutout, folks!

Someday, when you google "moviebob" kiwifarms is going to be the first result.

And on that day, we can finally lay down our arms, and rest.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Moviebob is abusing the 280 characters limit. It shows that if Twitter were to ever incorporate an unlimited (or at least a limit where it doesn't matter anymore) character limit, he would write ten billion paragraphs to explain one point.

That's one of his biggest writing flaws, his inability to summarize a comprehensible point quickly.Maybe if he gets a Mario tattoo...

That’s with every retard who thinks they’re important. It’s not just Bob at fault for that.

 

[Lensherr]

Oh hey, that screencap of the Vox Day post from earlier in the day?

Finally checked the comments, and we got a shoutout, folks!
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Someday, when you google "moviebob" kiwifarms is going to be the first result.

And on that day, we can finally lay down our arms, and rest.

Kiwi Farms is at the top of the third page. We're getting there fam.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Maybe if he gets a Mario tattoo...

I’m thinking Nintendo would immediately DMCA strike it and force Bob to have their beloved mascot lasered off his ass.

 

[Dr. Dik]

The civil rights movement? Universal suffrage?

Bob really is revealing himself here.

Scroll further down. He thinks that the civil rights and suffrage movement was a rebellion against the average person and was supported by the elites.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Scroll further down. He thinks that the civil rights and suffrage movement was a rebellion against the average person and was supported by the elites.

Just shows that Bob is clueless about American history.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Scroll further down. He thinks that the civil rights and suffrage movement was a rebellion against the average person and was supported by the elites.

Of course, it's the Elites that save black people from killing themselves by making black cartoon characters who only talk about how black they are. Have you ever met a black person who ever amounted to anything without cartoons telling them how special they are for being the blackest black person to ever black?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Scroll further down. He thinks that the civil rights and suffrage movement was a rebellion against the average person and was supported by the elites.

Yeah, cuz ol' Woody Wilson was so friendly to suffragettes. It's not like they had to protest him for years before he actually did anything.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Yeah, cuz ol' Woody Wilson was so friendly to suffragettes. It's not like they had to protest him for years before he actually did anything.

It isn't like Woodrow Wilson also supported the Clan at least in a passive sense with his well known racism.

 

[RodgerDodger]

It isn't like Woodrow Wilson also supported the Clan at least in a passive sense with his well known racism.

When did he have time for it between the "keeping Jews out of Universities" "Suppressing the Catholic Voters" and "investigations into Eugenics"? Wilson kept a packed schedule. So packed that they couldn't even be bothered to tell anybody, even his Veep when he had a massive Stroke.

 

[MG 192]

I’m thinking Nintendo would immediately DMCA strike it and force Bob to have their beloved mascot lasered off his ass.

I would pay to see all of this happen.

This is how you give Bob a complete nervous breakdown.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

When did he have time for it between the "keeping Jews out of Universities" "Suppressing the Catholic Voters" and "investigations into Eugenics"? Wilson kept a packed schedule. So packed that they couldn't even be bothered to tell anybody, even his Veep when he had a massive Stroke.

Sounds like Bob's perfect president.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Sounds like Bob's perfect president.

The best part about the Bob thread is that we can truly laugh about how truly terrible and pathetic he really is.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sounds like Bob's perfect president.

Bob would definitely be one to worship Woodrow Wilson.

 

[AnOminous]

Not only did they literally build a wall, they view the entire rest of the world as "savages" and outright withheld the cure for motherfucking cancer from the rest of the world.

Isn't it supposed to be morally ambiguous?

Oh hey, that screencap of the Vox Day post from earlier in the day?

Finally checked the comments, and we got a shoutout, folks!
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Someday, when you google "moviebob" kiwifarms is going to be the first result.

And on that day, we can finally lay down our arms, and rest.

Nah, we're Kiwi Farms. At that point, we start curb-stomping the corpse over and over.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Isn't it supposed to be morally ambiguous?



Nah, we're Kiwi Farms. At that point, we start curb-stomping the corpse over and over.

Kick 'em while their down! The motto of Farms of cows of this caliber.