Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob would definitely be one to worship Woodrow Wilson.

This is where Mola Ram chimes in to point out Wilson resegregated the armed forces!

 

[AnOminous]

Kick 'em while their down! The motto of Farms of cows of this caliber.

People say "Don't kick a man when he's down."

I say "Can you think of a better time?"

 

[Positron]

People say "Don't kick a man when he's down."

Bob says "There is no wrong tactics, only wrong targets"

FTFY

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Why can't you target people I hate, FCC?"

Glad to know you'll always favor brownie points over quality.

Yeah, The Criterion Collection might also have films by John Ford, D.A. Pennebaker and Jean-Pierre Melville coming down the pipeline, but Bob prefers real cinema, thankyouverymuch.

>tfw you can vaguely make out his point despite his word salad.

 

[Emperor Julian]

yes but gladiator was a really really good movie.

Sounds like Bob's perfect president.

Bobs perfect president would be an elite who guides the masses on his own intellect and will-ignoring morality in the name of pragmatism, he'd subvert the democratic process' while maintaining the illusion of it. Using his/her might to ensure the Republic was run correctly and to impliment reforms and social projects without having to worry about the now tamed conversative status quo.

Bobs perfect president everyone-

 

[Slowboat to China]

>tfw you can vaguely make out his point despite his word salad.
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I'm guessing Bob is salivating over the prospect of retroactively removing "problematic" actors and elements from films which might otherwise be sullied by their presence. Can't have anything holding back the Superior Future, after all.

 

[A Random]

So who does he want replacing Orson Welles on Citizen Kane?

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

And on that day, we can finally lay down our arms, and rest.

This song popped into my head as I read that...

Seems like the perfect combination of everything Bob hates, somehow.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm guessing Bob is salivating over the prospect of retroactively removing "problematic" actors and elements from films which might otherwise be sullied by their presence. Can't have anything holding back the Superior Future, after all.

Gee, if only a show he hates made an episode mocking bullshit like that...

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103540/empire-strikes-back

 

[RockVolnutt]

 

[Asa_Spades60]

I’m thinking Nintendo would immediately DMCA strike it and force Bob to have their beloved mascot lasered off his ass.

It'd have to be a big laser to get it all off. And that bacon/burnt ass smell would be noxious.

 

[RodgerDodger]

It'd have to be a big laser to get it all off. And that bacon/burnt ass smell would be noxious.

The Navy has been experimenting with some really advanced ship mounted lasers. That might do the trick. Plus it would probably be safer to tow Bob out to sea and float him there for the procedure anyway.

 

[Mola Ram]

The Navy has been experimenting with some really advanced ship mounted lasers. That might do the trick. Plus it would probably be safer to tow Bob out to sea and float him there for the procedure anyway.

"That's not a whale! That's Bob Chipman!"

"Well whatever it is, it just ate a bucket of chum."

(With apologies to The Critic.)

 

[cypocryphy]

White virtue signalers like Bob are more excited about that "Black Panther" movie than actual black people.

 

[RockVolnutt]

White virtue signalers like Bob are more excited about that "Black Panther" movie than actual black people.

As a (part) black man, I still recommend deporting Bob to an African country of his choosing. He'd be racist to refuse the offer and supporting white supremacy for suggesting I'm a shitlord for it.

 

[Mola Ram]

As a (part) black man, I still recommend deporting Bob to an African country of his choosing. He'd be racist to refuse the offer and supporting white supremacy for suggesting I'm a shitlord for it.

But what will he do when he finds out neither Wakanda nor Zamunda actually exist?

 

[Arctic]

yes but gladiator was a really really good movie.



Bobs perfect president would be an elite who guides the masses on his own intellect and will-ignoring morality in the name of pragmatism, he'd subvert the democratic process' while maintaining the illusion of it. Using his/her might to ensure the Republic was run correctly and to impliment reforms and social projects without having to worry about the now tamed conversative status quo.

Bobs perfect president everyone-

Wasn't that Plato's idea for a perfect government too?

 

[RockVolnutt]

But what will he do when he finds out neither Wakanda nor Zamunda actually exist?

If we lived on Earth-616 I wouldn't let him choose. He's going straight to Wakanda's neighbor, The Democratic Republic of Niganda. It's authoritarian like he likes and he'll get to be a Nig....Nigandan.

 

[Odie Esty]

White virtue signalers like Bob are more excited about that "Black Panther" movie than actual black people.

I fucking hate the times we live in. If its not these idiots its nothing but KANG jokes. I just want to watch a man dressed like a cat fist fight people is that so wrong?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I fucking hate the times we live in. If its not these idiots its nothing but KANG jokes. I just want to watch a man dressed like a cat fist fight people is that so wrong?

At least you're not living 100 years ago when the US president had written a book defending the Ku Klux Klan and said segregation was a benefit to black people. I'm surprised that people don't mention how problematic Woodrow Wilson was more often, but of course they don't want to deflate their narrative that Trump is the worst man to have ever held the office.