Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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To celebrate the 800th page of the thread, I have done something I haven't done in a year: changed my profile picture. And since Bob's been even more of a douche than usual these past 100 pages, there could be only one choice:
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Here's the footless führer getting a faceful of Superior Farture.

Sing along everyone:

When the Fat Cunt says Superior Future's great
Then we "Heil!" *fart* "Heil!" *fart*
Right in the Fat Cunt's face

When the Fat Cunt says the right will be erased
Then we "Heil!" *fart* "Heil!" *fart*
Right in the Fat Cunt's face
 
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Yeah, a doctor should probably make a house call, friendo.
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*Price is Right loser horn*
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You mispelled "psych", so your point is irrelevant.
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Hey, remember when you shut down a woman who was sexually assaulted because you wanted a job?

Dick.
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If it's Bob's fashion sense we're talking about, then "hideous" certainly isn't "boring".
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Linkara got married.

Lewis "I'm a nasty cockslut" Lovhaug got married, while Bob faps alone to Mario porn.

Incredible.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Yeah, a doctor should probably make a house call, friendo.
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Yeah, I'm going out on a limb and saying this confirms Bob for sleep apnea. Get yourself a CPAP, friendo, or you're going to infarc or stroke out in the middle of the night, which is far too unamusing a death for us to savor.

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Linkara got married.
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While it's really nice that Linkara and Bob got married, I think it was super insensitive of Bob to attend his own ceremony in blackface.

Or am I misinterpreting these images?
 
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Mola Ram said:
Yeah, I'm going out on a limb and saying this confirms Bob for sleep apnea. Get yourself a CPAP, friendo, or you're going to infarc or stroke out in the middle of the night, which is far too unamusing a death for us to savor.
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"I know my body, you dang, dirty Republican! I SLEEP NOW!"

*Bob strokes out, thread's finally featured on the front page.*
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I know my body, you dang, dirty Republican! I SLEEP NOW!"

*Bob strokes out, thread finally makes the front page.*
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If Bob really does have apnea, btw, it means his brain is almost certainly oxygen-deprived, which would certainly explain his anger control issues, or at least tend to make him much more irritable than normal.

Or maybe he's just a fat cunt. Could go 50/50.
 
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From Wikipedia:

Other indicators include (but are not limited to): hypersomnolence, obesity BMI >30, large neck circumference (16 in (410 mm) in women, 17 in (430 mm) in men), enlarged tonsils and large tongue volume, micrognathia, morning headaches, irritability/mood-swings/depression, learning and/or memory difficulties, and sexual dysfunction.
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So being a fatass caused this?

Also, haha, now Bob's dick works even worse than before.
 
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>Movie has a subplot of the cliche capeshit plot of "Is the cape responsible for the dangers of supervillains?"
>Bob automatically jumps to it being a metaphor for US interventionism
>In this context (Zod, who was already compared to 9/11) he's implying the US existing is responsible for 9/11 as Clark didn't do anything to provoke the attack besides being sent to Earth as a baby

This is why "everything is inherently political" is a mistake. Can't you do a simple review of a capeshit film without turning it into political sperging longer than the extended cut?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Yeah, a doctor should probably make a house call, friendo.
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*Price is Right loser horn*
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You mispelled "psych", so your point is irrelevant.
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Hey, remember when you shut down a woman who was sexually assaulted because you wanted a job?

Dick.
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If it's Bob's fashion sense we're talking about, then "hideous" certainly isn't "boring".
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Linkara got married.

Lewis "I'm a nasty cockslut" Lovhaug got married, while Bob faps alone to Mario porn.

Incredible.
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If smugness had calories, Bob would be 10 times the size he is now, and that's really saying something.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I'm just going to accept this in the spirit it's meant.

What that spirit is, I have no idea.
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I just think it's important for couples to have hobbies in common.

Speaking off, how many tries would it take you to find Bob's shriveled heart? *picturing Mola's arm going up to the elbow into Bob's chest*
 
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