Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris

[Slowinthemind]

Just think: The first transgender VA Senator could have been Christine instead of Danica Roem.

Well he certainly has the experience for it, being a former mayor.

 

[Caz]

I have to admit, I'd be fascinated to see what would result from Chris getting his hands on a seriously large chunk of money.

One thing is for certain. The Hoard will grow larger than ever and he and Barb will still be in debt.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Considering that Pewds isn't completely starved for attention like the last few people to "interview" Chris, whatever comes from them getting into contact may at least be genuinely interesting.

Unless PewDiePie asks questions nobody has asked Chris before then it'll be the same result. And while he might not be an attention whore I'm sure he'd be much more obnoxious in the interview than regular spergs.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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What could Chris want?

He's probably going to rage at PewDiePie for getting an online-into-real life sweetheart.

"Your Video Greatly Offended me, I will FORGIVE you if you surrender your girlfriend to me and make Another Video telling the Good Truths about Me Among Wich."

I have to admit, I'd be fascinated to see what would result from Chris getting his hands on a seriously large chunk of money.

Two words

Spoiler

Magic
Beans

If he interviews Chris then Chris will only benefit from this and his ego will go supernova.

He probably thinks already that he is as famous as Pewdiepie, or just slighty less famous. The fucker was saying he is famous "like a princess" on tweeter after Jessay "broke up" with him.

 

[MG 620]

Chris really is pretty famous though. He has to be the most famous internet lolcow ever?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Chris really is pretty famous though. He has to be the most famous internet lolcow ever?

Most people do not follow lolcows though, we are certainly in the minority.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

He probably thinks already that he is as famous as Pewdiepie, or just slighty less famous. The fucker was saying he is famous "like a princess" on tweeter after Jessay "broke up" with him.

He once estimated that over 1/7 of the world population was his fan.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions#26_January_2010

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I know stuff like this belongs in either "Random Chris Updates" or "morons on YouTube who talk about Chris" thread, but Felix is one of the biggest internet personnel and he goes really in-depth so I thought it was interesting enough to deserve its own thread.

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Drama alert saga when?

 

[Zarkov]

I get the feeling PDP got tired of being a celebrity at some point and is now trying his hardest to sabotage his career so he can go back to a simpler life. I honestly see no other reason a successful millionaire would give a shit about Chris, much less make a video about him.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I get the feeling PDP got tired of being a celebrity at some point and is now trying his hardest to sabotage his career so he can go back to a simpler life. I honestly see no other reason a successful millionaire would give a shit about Chris, much less make a video about him.

When most people want to stop being famous they stop producing videos and sticking them on the internet, PDP has at least one thing on common with Chris.

 

[dj turnip]

It's fucking annoying because now Chris is gonna think he's the "real deal" and will delve further into milking money out of patreons to feed his toy obsession. I always had the dim hopes that the money would finally dwindle down and he'd have to actually leave the house to do something productive.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Fucked up thing is PDP is just internet famous enough to create enough interest around Chris people will start looking into him. Chris could go from just being the well known underground joke he is to super-stardom. In a way. People 'ironically' jumping onto his Patreon, people finding the CWCiki and eventually stumbling onto us are all very real possibilities. And with the 'torture' and 'abuse' he's had to 'suffer' from who knows how other ne'er-do-wells, do-gooders and other well known internet personalities will want to jump on the bandwagon if our beloved patron goes from punchline to headline.

 

[Muscle Bra]

I honestly see no other reason a successful millionaire would give a shit about Chris, much less make a video about him.

PewDiePie has no recurring revenue stream; the only way he earns money is by continuing to get clicks on his videos. No more videos, no more money, and his fanbase dwindles away to sperg out on other unfunny YouTube personalities. (Granted, unless he's a complete buffoon, he's saved and invested his money, but I'm talking about ongoing revenue here.)

I will freely admit that I do not understand why people pay good money to watch other folks play video games but, regardless, if you don't keep your content fresh, people will get bored and leave. I think it's quite possible that Pewds is throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks, and the legend of Chris-Chan was some low-hanging fruit.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I think the greatest travesty here is PewDiePie phrased it as if Chris is in any actual financial woe, he omitted the part where Chris gets free monthly disability coverage.

 

[MellowJello]

I think the greatest travesty here is PewDiePie phrased it as if Chris is in any actual financial woe, he omitted the part where Chris gets free monthly disability coverage.

That's exactly what I was thinking about in my opinion - he didn't stress enough that people really shouldn't be sending him money (though I think the whole gold necklace comment flew over their heads anyway)

Another thing: I wish PDP added in his video that his "fanbase" really shouldn't go out and try to troll Chris or do another fake profiling as girls, cause obviously they're going to try it to be funny and then realize it doesn't work

 

[Done]

That's exactly what I was thinking about in my opinion - he didn't stress enough that people really shouldn't be sending him money (though I think the whole gold necklace comment flew over their heads anyway)

Another thing: I wish PDP added in his video that his "fanbase" really shouldn't go out and try to troll Chris or do another fake profiling as girls, cause obviously they're going to try it to be funny and then realize it doesn't work

I think Felix knows by now that if he brings something up, his followers will try it, even if it is brought up in a negative way or with negative connotations.

I don't think this will cause a surge in trolling though.. Anyone who wanted to get a crack at the whip have probably done so already.

Though I don't really mind if Chris does get money out of it.. Live and let live, you know?

 

[Muscle Bra]

I don't think this will cause a surge in trolling though.. Anyone who wanted to get a crack at the whip have probably done so already.

I don't know about that...

Chris (and lolcows in general, ftm) have always been a bit of a fringe activity, and this is one of the first times in quite a while that Chris has had any sort of true mainstream exposure. Pewd's first video on Sonic fandom has over 3.1 million views already, while the video specifically dealing with Chris has over 2 million views. If even one in a thousand of his viewers decides to take it unto themselves to be the next Clyde Cash, that's a couple thousand potential trolls that have been unleashed.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a rash of wannabes on Twitter and Facebook, along with a metric crap-ton of people pretending to be Internet girlfriends.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know about that...

Chris (and lolcows in general, ftm) have always been a bit of a fringe activity, and this is one of the first times in quite a while that Chris has had any sort of true mainstream exposure. Pewd's first video on Sonic fandom has over 3.1 million views already, while the video specifically dealing with Chris has over 2 million views. If even one in a thousand of his viewers decides to take it unto themselves to be the next Clyde Cash, that's a couple thousand potential trolls that have been unleashed.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a rash of wannabes on Twitter and Facebook, along with a metric crap-ton of people pretending to be Internet girlfriends.

Oh, they'll certainly try.

Almost none of them will get past a Hirtes level of success though. The ones that do will have done so by paying Chris for their "success".

Or maybe someone will try to troll Chris IRL.

 

[Done]

I don't know about that...

Chris (and lolcows in general, ftm) have always been a bit of a fringe activity, and this is one of the first times in quite a while that Chris has had any sort of true mainstream exposure. Pewd's first video on Sonic fandom has over 3.1 million views already, while the video specifically dealing with Chris has over 2 million views. If even one in a thousand of his viewers decides to take it unto themselves to be the next Clyde Cash, that's a couple thousand potential trolls that have been unleashed.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a rash of wannabes on Twitter and Facebook, along with a metric crap-ton of people pretending to be Internet girlfriends.

I see what you mean, but how is that much different from what he sees everyday? If he ignores 50 messages a day proclaiming to be the true & honest Megan, how would that be different from 500? They all go into the spam folder regardless. Same goes for the internet girlfriends as well, they all go into his mental spam folder as well.

The real problem is in the real life pranks, like egging his car, stealing/slashing his tires, calls yelling JULAY*.. Shit that would annoy anybody.



* I honestly don't understand why he didn't change his phone numbers by now, or did he?)

 

[Marvin]

* I honestly don't understand why he didn't change his phone numbers by now, or did he?)

It would be in the hands of trolls in 6 hours. And that's largely because Chris constantly text messages his trolls, so you kinda learn to get numb to them, and only check them in batch once in awhile.

It's a serious novice mistake when you first start trolling Chris, to give him a number that has the ability to give you an audible notification.