Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh Lord, really? I suppose the comedy potential is boundless.

On Aguirre, the Wrath of God: "Why are all these fackin' Spanish conquistadoahs speakin' German?"

On Cremaster: "Looks like a New Yawk City tourism video. Didn't know it was a DCU movie. Man, Cheetah's legs look weird."

On Tetsuo the Iron Man: "What a fackin' ripoff, this guy's clearly infected with the techno virus from X-Men. Zero stahs."

I'm pretty sure that Blob wouldn't be able to stomach Tetsuo the Iron Man.

 

[Gordon Cole]

*Booing.wav*

Any other Kiwis suddenly feel the urge to see Downsizing, in theaters December 22nd?

So he talks about John Lasseter, and not only does he get his last name wrong, he also shittalks Silicon Valley types and calls him a man-child.

Just keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, Matey Potatey.

You're always angry, what's your point? You're only not angry when you're at a Marvel movie, or in your basement looking at Mario porn.

...Just...

 

[Positron]

Pixar has problems empathizing with human woman? Perhaps it is because the time they made a film from the perspective of a girl and her mother -- Brave -- it flopped?

...Just...
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Students of the Philosophy of Arts should be studying Kant and Sontag, Adorno and Deleuze. Not Chipman.

Let's be honest: each of his videos is an aesthetic disaster.

 

[Flexo]

The the attitude and the actor in hand, I personally think an Aquaman movie done right with making him like the king of the sea could be very fun if the movie doesn't feel like it has to ape Marvel, but then that would be realizing the opportunities unlike Bob.

I'd pay to watch an Aquaman film if they used the Aquaman from Batman: Brave & the Bold (which Jason half played in JL).

And harry potter...

Oh you didn't read past book 1, bob? Yeah wasn't like there was an ENTIRE CHAPTER DEVOTED TO CHRISTMAS INVOLVING MAJOR FUCKING PLOT POINTS! (Ch12, Harry gets the invisible cloak and discovers the magic mirror that plays a role at the end.)

It's the equivalent of wondering if there's christmas in Narnia after admitting you only read the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW YOU FAIL.

 

[LN 910]

Pixar has problems empathizing with human woman? Perhaps it is because the time they made a film from the perspective of a girl and her mother -- Brave -- it flopped?



Students of the Philosophy of Arts should be studying Kant and Sontag, Adorno and Deleuze. Not Chipman.

Let's be honest: each of his videos is an aesthetic disaster.

I was the only person who liked Brave and even I think that film was a mistake.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

*Booing.wav*
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Mola ram is right. Cockroaches are notorious survivors.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Ah yes. The large Evangelical Christian community of 1990s England.

For someone so progressive Bob is very Amero-centric.

Most people like blobby are.

Even in England. It's fucking weird but it makes them stand out that much more when they're only talking about all this american shit and there really isn't a big issue of police brutality here.

 

[TwoHundredPercentFaggot]

Ah yes. The large Evangelical Christian community of 1990s England.

For someone so progressive Bob is very Amero-centric.

"Amero-centric" doesn't cover it, for all his pretensions to cosmopolitanism Bob literally CANNOT conceive of a political perspective even slightly outside of the American one. He frames absolutely everything through the lens of "This shit is important to American history/Identity, it MUST be equally important everywhere else."

 

[The Valeyard]

New article on Screenrant:

https://screenrant.com/justice-league-aquaman-worst-character-solo-movie/

Because of fucking course.

He doesn't even refer to Aquaman as Bro'ana once in this article. 0/10

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I wish this Indian man could be a hero. Or a villain work too."

But what about those poor Indian kids?

He...He really is this cut off from the gaming world, isn't he?

 

[Mr. Duck]

So he talks about John Lasseter, and not only does he get his last name wrong, he also shittalks Silicon Valley types and calls him a man-child.

Just keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, Matey Potatey.
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Isn't Sillicon Valley part of Blob's superior future though?, or did they became too dudebro-ish for him and deserve to be exterminated with the rest of middle america?

He...He really is this cut off from the gaming world, isn't he?
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I think he's lying to himself about that, he probably can't deal with the idea of "hardcore dudebro gamers" agreeing with him on something.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I was the only person who liked Brave and even I think that film was a mistake.

Wait, people hate Brave? I thought it was decent. Not spectacular, but at this point Pixar is rarely amazing, just "good."

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think he's lying to himself about that, he probably can't deal with the idea of "hardcore dudebro gamers" agreeing with him on something.

Somebody get @Mr. Duck a beer for being on point.

 

[Mola Ram]

He...He really is this cut off from the gaming world, isn't he?

So far the only person I've seen even come close to defending loot boxes is ... Brianna Wu. And even then it wasn't so much defending them as a panicky demand to know if she'd be reimbursed for all the fucking money she'd already blown on them.

 

[Gununu]

"Amero-centric" doesn't cover it, for all his pretensions to cosmopolitanism Bob literally CANNOT conceive of a political perspective even slightly outside of the American one. He frames absolutely everything through the lens of "This shit is important to American history/Identity, it MUST be equally important everywhere else."

This seems to be common with SJWs in general.

 

[Flexo]

Somebody get @Mr. Duck a beer for being on point.
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Does anybody get what that reply is supposed to mean??

 

[Mola Ram]

Does anybody get what that reply is supposed to mean??

"I'M SMARTAH AND BETTAH THAN YOU SO SHUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH FRIENDO"

My Bobese isn't all that great, though.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does anybody get what that reply is supposed to mean??

He's calling the person an idiot and saying that gamers are trash who'll always pick the opposite side to what the "Authority" takes even if they'd normally agree with the opinion. He's projecting.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's calling the person an idiot and saying that gamers are trash who'll always pick the opposite side to what the "Authority" takes even if they'd normally agree with the opinion. He's projecting.

When ISN'T he projecting?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

He...He really is this cut off from the gaming world, isn't he?

He’s not “disconnected” from the gaming world, he lives in the Bizarro version of it.

Somebody get @Mr. Duck a beer for being on point.
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This is nearly identical to any one of his “obsolete American white trash” rants.