Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Why is he proud of having been the descendant of a colonialist for the longest amount of time possible? Bob's occasional has these bouts of something like patriotism and I don't know why considering how often he flies into anger whenever someone else does.

I don't know, he also thinks nations are primitive and everywhere deserves, or is required rather, to be under one Superior flag of a Superior global society. It works with the logic of most people who go "It's not Imperialism, it's progress".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Gee, it's almost like he's a braindead moron with no self-awareness.

I can concede to myself that I have very patriotic and even nationalist leanings within reason, but i honestly believe Bob's patriotism is more localized to the Chesapeake Bay and the California Bay. Anything else is considered traitorous territory.

 

[A Random]

Two turkeys. Of course they need two turkeys.
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When my family needed that much turkey, it was because we were in six and had to make a turkey out of a bunch of pieces that we had to keep outside the window because Europe is hardcore about how they sell their meat.

And we still managed to have more fun and satisfaction with less than two entire turkeys.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I decided to have a nice Thanksgiving by going to see Justice League with one of my evil conservative family members. It's fine, middle of the road at worst. Bob is sperging over nothing. BIG SHOCK

 

[Gordon Cole]

We all drink a little too much and say things that make no sense at our Thanksgiving dinners.

I decided to have a nice Thanksgiving by going to see Justice League with one of my evil conservative family members. It's fine, middle of the road at worst. Bob is sperging over nothing. BIG SHOCK

Well, you're more of an adult than this guy is:

Maybe because your idea of a Nazi is so ill-defined that it counts as a justifiable death threat?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Well, you're more of an adult than this guy is:
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It amazes me how much people get tangled up over a fairly unremarkable movie. Although I guess that's what you get when your frame of reference is console wars='Nam

 

[Lensherr]

We all drink a little too much and say things that make no sense at our Thanksgiving dinners.
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Well, you're more of an adult than this guy is:
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Maybe because your idea of a Nazi is so ill-defined that it counts as a justifiable death threat?
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It really is hilarious seeing these leftists get the brunt of the censorship that they’ve been begging for and not realizing that they’re reaping what they sow.

 

[Florence]

Well, cool to know looking like a jackass runs through his ancestry.
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So he’s descended from the retarded Pilgrim? Sounds about right.

 

[Positron]

I'm still laughing at Lindsey pretending that women don't like revenge stories. The uptight-bitch-getting-humiliated-in-front-of-everyone is as ubiquitous as the dude murdertown variety.

For film buffs you want to start asking if they've ever seen a film.

Women express their revenge fantasy in different ways. Instead of beating his opponent up or shoot him at point blank, women prefers psychological torture: boiling her rival's favorite pet rabbit, making her witness her son's asthma attack without recourse, in order to break down her sanity and makes her wish she were dead. (Incidentally this is why I loathe Korean revenge cinema: this is where men behave like women and women behave like.... I dunno... caricatures?)

Or, if you want a real-life example, look at Zoe Cunt.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Or, if you want a real-life example, look at Zoe Cunt.

You mean a stunning and brave womyn who was changing vidya for the better and was making history before the Russians and Putin ordered Donald Drumpf to get his 4chin lackeys to ruin it all? Almost as tragic as the fate of Saint Hillary.

 

[Positron]

You mean a stunning and brave womyn who was changing vidya for the better and was making history before the Russians and Putin ordered Donald Drumpf to get his 4chin lackeys to ruin it all? Almost as tragic as the fate of Saint Hillary.

Ah speaking of which... Before the 2016 election Bobby has tweeted how the press who has badmouthed Hillary The First will suffer once she is crown queen of the Free World. Absolutely nothing to do with revenge fantasies I presume.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Women express their revenge fantasy in different ways. Instead of beating his opponent up or shoot him at point blank, women prefers psychological torture: boiling her rival's favorite pet rabbit, making her witness her son's asthma attack without recourse, in order to break down her sanity and makes her wish she were dead. (Incidentally this is why I loathe Korean revenge cinema: this is where men behave like women and women behave like.... I dunno... caricatures?)

Or, if you want a real-life example, look at Zoe Cunt.

I don't know. The Chinese empress Lu Zhi had a concubine executed by the method of a "human swine". This involved severing all limbs, removing the eyes and ears, and leaving her in a pigsty to die in filth. Even by the standards of the time, people were appalled.

It's impossible to make sweeping generalisations about all men and all women.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I don't know. The Chinese empress Lu Zhi had a concubine executed by the method of a "human swine". This involved severing all limbs, removing the eyes and ears, and leaving her in a pigsty to die in filth. Even by the standards of the time, people were appalled.

It's impossible to make sweeping generalisations about all men and all women.

Didn't Wu Zetian stuff Empress Wang and Consort Xiao into wine jars after amputating all of their limbs?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Didn't Wu Zetian stuff Empress Wang and Consort Xiao into wine jars after amputating all of their limbs?

No, she just had their hands and feet cut off before putting them in the jars, so they'd be alive for longer before expiring.

Absolute monarchs are a nasty lot.

 

[Mola Ram]

No, she just had their hands and feet cut off before putting them in the jars, so they'd be alive for longer before expiring.

Absolute monarchs are a nasty lot.

Yeah, well, Trump bragged about grabbing some mish, so it looks like nothing's changed, shitlord.

 

[RockVolnutt]

No, she just had their hands and feet cut off before putting them in the jars, so they'd be alive for longer before expiring.

Absolute monarchs are a Superior lot. More Culturally Evolved than lesser "men".

Fixed that for you.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Fixed that for you.

The sad thing is that Bob would probably support an absolute monarchy if Clinton could have been queen.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The sad thing is that Bob would probably support an absolute monarchy if Clinton could have been queen.

Not just Clinton, any Democrat woman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The sad thing is that Bob would probably support an absolute monarchy if Clinton could have been queen.

He's already stated he'd be fine with a Trump dynasty running his dream global government as long as they had the right ideology.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

He's already stated he'd be fine with a Trump dynasty running his dream global government as long as they had the right ideology.

The definition of a useful idiot.