Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Can someone put a boot in his ass already?
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Let me guess, Kaepernick plays Mario while the other guy plays Halo.
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I'll be sure to keep an eye out for people who don't exist.
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Yep, look elsewhere for projection folks, because Bob's a fully-functional adult.
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Like the original series, how tolerant of different ideas.
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I swear, Bob is the epitome of punchable douchebag.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Can someone put a boot in his ass already?
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Let me guess, Kaepernick plays Mario while the other guy plays Halo.
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I'll be sure to keep an eye out for people who don't exist.
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Yep, look elsewhere for projection folks, because Bob's a fully-functional adult.
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Like the original series, how tolerant of different ideas.
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Each day I look at this thread in a vain hope that maybe Bob will steer course and at least be annoying dumb like Dobson, but I must be an even bigger jackass for expecting that. I never thought that I could have more resentment and contempt towards one man, but Bob is lucky that his Diabetes Riddled Ass is stuck in his brother's basement as outside contact with someone like him would prompt one to fly into a violent rage and beat his ass within an inch of his life. I am also sorely disappointed that man makes one nickel of income from the absolute shit he produces, which it isn't making original content that he leeches off of film studios to produce makes me believe that his fans must be either children or autists on the borderline of mental retardation. Give me all the A-Log ratings you want but this man deserves nothing but scorn and bitterness thrown at him because that is the majority of what he exudes.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I wish this Indian man could be a hero. Or a villain work too."

But what about those poor Indian kids?
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Dude must be kidding, Kal Penn doesn't have a fearsome bone in his body, he is definitely not leading man material for a dramatic work.

Kal is simply a (decent) comedic actor and nothing more, even when he was on House MD he was basically the inept comic relief. The only drama he acted in on that show was when his character committed suicide.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Each day I look at this thread in a vain hope that maybe Bob will steer course and at least be annoying dumb like Dobson, but I must be an even bigger jackass for expecting that. I never thought that I could have more resentment and contempt towards one man, but Bob is lucky that his Diabetes Riddled Ass is stuck in his brother's basement as outside contact with someone like him would prompt one to fly into a violent rage and beat his ass within an inch of his life. I am also sorely disappointed that man makes one nickel of income from the absolute shit he produces, which it isn't making original content that he leeches off of film studios to produce makes me believe that his fans must be either children or autists on the borderline of mental exceptionalism. Give me all the A-Log ratings you want but this man deserves nothing but scorn and bitterness thrown at him because that is the majority of what he exudes.
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Agreed. I said a few pages back that I find it aggravating that this douchebag gets money thrown at him, while I'm scraping the floor trying to pay my bills and looking for another job that I won't get fucked over at.
 
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neural said:
Dude must be kidding, Kal Penn doesn't have a fearsome bone in his body, he is definitely not leading man material for a dramatic work.

Kal is simply a (decent) comedic actor and nothing more, even when he was on House MD he was basically the inept comic relief. The only drama he acted in on that show was when his character committed suicide.
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He didn't even act in that episode. He's dead for the whole thing. I'm not even sure he played the corpse; I think he blew his brains out and they never showed him from the neck up.
 
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Mola Ram said:
He didn't even act in that episode. He's dead for the whole thing. I'm not even sure he played the corpse; I think he blew his brains out and they never showed him from the neck up.
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Once again, Moviebob proves how knowledgeable he is about acting and films.

He is easily the most useless critic out there. To the point where I am ashamed to have to go through his videos for new OP content.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Agreed. I said a few pages back that I find it aggravating that this douchebag gets money thrown at him, while I'm scraping the floor trying to pay my bills and looking for another job that I won't get fucked over at.
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If it's any consolation, what he makes doesn't go very far in Boston, hence the "basement studio apartment".

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Kyria the Great said:
Each day I look at this thread in a vain hope that maybe Bob will steer course and at least be annoying dumb like Dobson, but I must be an even bigger jackass for expecting that. I never thought that I could have more resentment and contempt towards one man, but Bob is lucky that his Diabetes Riddled Ass is stuck in his brother's basement as outside contact with someone like him would prompt one to fly into a violent rage and beat his ass within an inch of his life. I am also sorely disappointed that man makes one nickel of income from the absolute shit he produces, which it isn't making original content that he leeches off of film studios to produce makes me believe that his fans must be either children or autists on the borderline of mental exceptionalism. Give me all the A-Log ratings you want but this man deserves nothing but scorn and bitterness thrown at him because that is the majority of what he exudes.
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Dobson’s just as big an asshole as Bob is, but he’s an irrelevant person screaming into the void that no one but Kiwis and ED people really care about in any form. Bob can come across as more aggravating because he actually has a somewhat sizable fanbase.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
If it's any consolation, what he makes doesn't go very far in Boston, hence the "basement studio apartment".

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It will never not be funny how he always has to add the word apartment to avoid admitting to the sad fact he lives in someone else's basement.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
If it's any consolation, what he makes doesn't go very far in Boston, hence the "basement studio apartment".

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Didn't he move out of his parent's basement around July 2012 (From his book)? I know he probably returned there by now, but was that apartment a basement too?
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
I love how the slant-eyed gooks who do the graphics work at Illumination haven't even updated their drivers yet and Bob's already talking about how to "fix" the movie.
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I was about to say, how do you “fix” what is essentially just an announcement?

Or is this just an excuse for him to pitch his shitty Mario movie idea again?
 
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Someone explain his fixes to me, as I'd rather put my nuts in a bear trap than actually watch one of his videos.

If it includes blatant worship of the shitty live action movie, then also shoot me in the head while you're at it.
 
I can't remember if anyone posted it earlier, but this turned up in my recommended videos.

Anyone gonna brave it? I made it 15 seconds before I got sick of his voice.
 
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Doug_Hitzel said:
Doesn’t he live in his brother's basement?
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He stated at the end of his book that he was going to move from his parents' house to an apartment.

I realize that I am essentially asking for a timeline of Bob's basements production studios.. But I'm really just being thorough with my research.
 
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