Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My favourite part about this tweet is he doesnt realize that:

A.Brazil is in economic ruin and theres a huge surge in gang violence and drug trade
B.He idealizes Brazil for being vibrant in arts and culture, when the u.s is home to the biggest movie, film, video game industry in the world
C.Brazil impeached their president a year ago, increasingly unhappy and are in economic ruin and drastic changes in inflation due to the goal of fixing those "class imbalances", fuck you Bob.

Also I love his, Ima name drop beautiful women so that makes me right, LOL he really doesnt understand how evolutionary biology works, does he

My favorite part is how he doesn't realize one of the most violent gangs in the country is... the fucking police.

I don't actively follow his Twitter but I assume Bob has quite a few things to say about US police brutality? In Rio they just slaughter poor people without consequences. A lot.
 
My favorite part is how he doesn't realize one of the most violent gangs in the country is... the fucking police.

I don't actively follow his Twitter but I assume Bob has quite a few things to say about US police brutality? In Rio they just slaughter poor people without consequences. A lot.
Not anything that interesting. Most of what Bob says on the subject of police is sperging that cops are violent killers who get off on killing minorities or getting angry that they don't enforce his Superior Future ideals. I guess the latter is a bit interesting since it's unusual for someone to follow up on police brutality by saying how they wish they were their personal army in their dream dictatorship.
 
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Or that he list "incredible weather and gorgeous beaches" in Brazil's pluses. As if the USA is lacking in beaches and warm areas. And as if most of Brazil was on the coastline.

Ahhhhh my processor! The more you look at his "rebuttal" the worse it gets.
 
Or that he list "incredible weather and gorgeous beaches" in Brazil's pluses. As if the USA is lacking in beaches and warm areas. And as if most of Brazil was on the coastline.

Ahhhhh my processor! The more you look at his "rebuttal" the worse it gets.

This video has been posted multiple times in this thread, but it's always appropriate.
 
Okay, this is an autistic thought, but Bob's fascinatingly incorrect view of Brazil can be countered by Max Payne 3. Rockstar actually traveled to Sao Paulo and actively studied Brazilian culture and politics to fully show how much of a shithole Sao Paulo is, all for the sake of developing the game. Everything from the culture, the favelas, the police, the gangs, the special forces, just to make it seem accurate as possible. Hell, the UFE, the military group in the game was based on the real life group, BOPE. It's a bit of a simplified view, and I have heard that Rio de Janeiro would have been a more accurate setting, but that's still in Brazil.

One of the more interesting moments in the game is when Max travels through a favela and we can see firsthand how little these people have. So much for the vibrant arts culture. (start at 1:44, another good moment at 4:45).


If nothing else, I think it's funny that you can easily rebuke Bob's overly idealistic view of Brazil with a video game, since at least the video game took some time to do actual fucking research.
 
Okay, this is an autistic thought, but Bob's fascinatingly incorrect view of Brazil can be countered by Max Payne 3. Rockstar actually traveled to Sao Paulo and actively studied Brazilian culture and politics to fully show how much of a shithole Sao Paulo is, all for the sake of developing the game. Everything from the culture, the favelas, the police, the gangs, the special forces, just to make it seem accurate as possible. Hell, the UFE, the military group in the game was based on the real life group, BOPE. It's a bit of a simplified view, and I have heard that Rio de Janeiro would have been a more accurate setting, but that's still in Brazil.

One of the more interesting moments in the game is when Max travels through a favela and we can see firsthand how little these people have. So much for the vibrant arts culture. (start at 1:44, another good moment at 4:45).


If nothing else, I think it's funny that you can easily rebuke Bob's overly idealistic view of Brazil with a video game, since at least the video game took some time to do actual fucking research.

He might be one of those guys who thinks whites/Westerners just make shit up and lie about brown countries. Seems like something he'd believe.
 
My favorite part is how he doesn't realize one of the most violent gangs in the country is... the fucking police.

I don't actively follow his Twitter but I assume Bob has quite a few things to say about US police brutality? In Rio they just slaughter poor people without consequences. A lot.

Bullshit. 99% of the police killings in Brazil are thugs of all sorts, who cares?

"Poor people", lol. These scum are between the wealthiest in the favelas, fuck them. But I didn't expect anything better from HuffPuff.
 
Bob admitted in a video that if he had superpowers, he'd be like Magneto and use the power to get back at those who wronged him:

It's a bit :autism: but if I ever wrote the X-Men for some reason, I'd probably have Magneto meet a Bob like character and see where things go from there. Mainly since Magneto acknowledges that he's a jaded old man with anger issues and unrealistic goals while the "Bob" character would be much more dogmatic and demanding everyone who's not "Homo Superior" to be slaughtered, even though he's not one himself. Magneto's not a completely soulless guy so it'd be interesting to see him interact with someone that's a worse version of himself and part of the group he used to view as lesser.

Off the top of my head the X-Men haven't really done something like that even though they've done the reverse of that, mutants being very anti-mutant. I wouldn't make it some thinly veiled attack on Social Justice or some other ideology like some people with an agenda might do, I just find the concept very interesting. The X-Men are supposed to be about protecting a world that hates and fears them but what if the world hates and fears itself?
 
Bob admitted in a video that if he had superpowers, he'd be like Magneto and use the power to get back at those who wronged him:

I love how Bob criticizes the idea of power fantasies when we all damn well know that Bob often strokes himself at the idea of having power over others.
 
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So basically: If you step out of line, we'll ruin you. Great look, jackass.
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I know this is a joke, but it's still pretty revealing.
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So basically: If you step out of line, we'll ruin you. Great look, jackass.
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Is it just me, but was Bob bullied so much when he was a child he is now looking for ways to deprecate everything he is, seems like he is projecting a lot of the time, telling people to get healthier(he is a fat cunt), his hatred of men (He is a man), and the white race (Bob is as white as it can get). I wonder if Susan Sarandon ever replied to him with you are a white male so you can not question my line of thinking or call my star tarnished. I wonder if he will actually encourage her to do so just because he needs to deprecate himself at every possible moment because he is so Beta.
 
As Bob seems to get all his information about other countries from movies, I wonder if he has ever seen Tropa De Elite, the movie that shows how fucking awful things are for the poor and those in the working class. Or even City of Gods, two of the most well known brazilian films in the last 20 years.
Fact is that brazil is a very violent place if you are not part of the middle class or the upper class.
 
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