Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I don't follow moviebob all that closely. Seeing his picture makes me feel ill... does he really think Marvel is making great cinema?

Here's what gets me about people like Bob: during the Bush years, they considered dissent and mocking the establishment to be patriotic, and celebrated outlets like 4Chan and WikiLeaks for their audacity to continually take the piss out of authority figures. But once Obama came into office and SJW bullshit started to really take off, they turned on said outlets for holding their senpais to the same standards as the ones that they replaced. It's like they never actually cared about holding those in power accountable and only coveted said power to abuse those who mocked them.

The turnaround especially for wikileaks. They used to be almost canonized saints for the left, but the second wikileaks went gunning for Hillary (largely, I think, due to how incredibly hawkish she is on war) they became agents of the Russian Illuminati overnight.
 
You made a typo, so you're wrong forever and ever.
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Exercise.
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Well, Bob's never been right before.

Downsizing, in theaters December 22nd.
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The phrase "Send the fanboys home horny..." coming out of Bob makes me want to spend the rest of my life in a shower.
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>landmark moment in feminist history
FUCK the suffragettes, capeshit is where it's at!
 
Does Bob review animated/children's movies at all? I'm curious, in a morbid kind of way, to see what he'd think of "Coco." There's so many ways for him to misread it, it'd be weirdly funny.

This is what Bobby cares for about Coco:

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"A landmark moment in LGBT history" undoubtedly.
 
>landmark moment in feminist history
FUCK the suffragettes, capeshit is where it's at!

The sad part is in some parts of media you could argue were landmarks in feminist and black people with shows like Star Trek had Ulhura, a black lady in a lead role as a major bridge officer which I believe was more of a landmark than some alright studio movie. Bob of course is too much in the present to look into the past because that is what those "evil right winguras" do.
 
The sad part is in some parts of media you could argue were landmarks in feminist and black people with shows like Star Trek had Ulhura, a black lady in a lead role as a major bridge officer which I believe was more of a landmark than some alright studio movie. Bob of course is too much in the present to look into the past because that is what those "evil right winguras" do.
I don't think Bob is really cognizant of anything that existed before he was born. I figure it's some combination of ignorance and narcissism, but I'm not sure which is the dominant component.
 

You mean Brazil the country who has a very wildly swinging economy with huge disparities between the rich and the poor. The country with import taxes so crazy that some many Brazilians get work visas in the United States for the direct purpose of just trying to buy things for their homes and families. The country with parts that are almost abandoned by the government that is ruled by criminal despots or radical communist or right wing paramilitary groups. The country where tourists and especially citizens have a realistic chance of being kidnapped and murdered. The country which tends ot have radical shifts in leftist and right wing governments. Sounds so swell Bob
 
Dobson retweeted the same thing. I love the insistence that CinemaSins is bad because people might take their words as 100% serious when they do stuff like this.

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In one of those videos i posted earlier in this thread that was an entire segment. Youtube quotes of things like "thx now i don't have to watch this movie" and "glad i didn't waste my money" on GOOD stuff.

There is also apparently a bit shadiness to the cinemasins guys' past. Nothing real bad, just a bit questionable (ok, it's internet marketing)

If Brazil is so good why aren't you there Bobby?
I'll sponsor you a one-way ticket if you promise to stay for at least 6 months.

Hell with this board we could fund a year down there at least.

Also i love that one of Bob's pluses for Brazil is related to adult film stars. Not any kind of medicine, agricultural, or technological advancements - the fucking Brazilian makes the nation superior to America WHO LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON!
 
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Also i love that one of Bob's pluses for Brazil is related to adult film stars. Not any kind of medicine, agricultural, or technological advancements - the fucking Brazilian makes the nation superior to America WHO LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON!
He's a greasy sex pervert. (ie male feminist) Of course porn is one of his plusses.
 
Bob would never leave the basement for another country because he doesn't want to pay out the ass just to virtue signal.
 
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