Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

And the blowback begins.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And the blowback begins.
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If Blob actually had a job, he would be complaining. Also, when did these several recessions happened, because there was only a single recession so far this century, and that was in 2008.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is what Bobby cares for about Coco:

But is she also Disney's first unrepentant Stalinist, is my question. I've had doubts about Ursula, let me tell you.

 

[Bob Page]

How would he react if asked about flaws in MCU movies?

He'll shit his pants and do nothing. It'll require him to put the first real effort in his diabetic life to do some actual critical thinking.

Dobson retweeted the same thing. I love the insistence that CinemaSins is bad because people might take their words as 100% serious when they do stuff like this.

CinemaSins is also supposed to be a comedic thing too. Jesus, people thes days have discarded humor in favor of the capacity for chimping out like :autism:s.

God, if I had a dollar for everytime that MingyBob used an immature belittling tact in his tweets, I'd be the richest mofo.

Also i love that one of Bob's pluses for Brazil is related to adult film stars. Not any kind of medicine, agricultural, or technological advancements - the fucking Brazilian makes the nation superior to America WHO LANDED ON THE FUCKING MOON!

We landed on the moon and gave the biggest middle finger of that century, especially to the soviets. We did it for the sake of national pride during a time when the world was essentially halved and we needed a big jolt of domestic morale.

Bob would never leave the basement for another country because he doesn't want to pay out the ass just to virtue signal.

Nah, he would rather just beat his meat to a mushroom-gobbling wop.

I'd be pretty funny if MovieBob starred in a movie titled, "American Pedophile Sodomized With Knife in Brazilian Prison." A straight-to-liveleak movie, something really indie, you know?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'm all for bashing the 'know it all' slobs of the world, but let's not sit here and actually pretend that CinemaSins isn't dogshit.

 

[Done]

We landed on the moon and gave the biggest middle finger of that century, especially to the soviets. We did it for the sake of national pride during a time when the world was essentially halved and we needed a big jolt of domestic morale.

What's the point of landing on the moon if you won't grow wheat there?

 

[RockVolnutt]

What's the point of landing on the moon if you won't grow wheat there?

It's one of the few places that Bob could fit.

 

[Done]

It's one of the few places that Bob could fit.

He wouldn't want to go there anyways.. No Marvel movies.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He wouldn't want to go there anyways.. No Marvel movies.

>Bob goes to the moon and becomes the newest Watcher
Now that would be a fun story. Up until he starts breaking his oath more than Uatu ever did.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

>Bob goes to the moon and becomes the newest Watcher
Now that would be a fun story. Up until he starts breaking his oath more than Uatu ever did.

but how do we get Bob on the moon? I mean, the guy wouldn't even fit into a capsule and most likely will complain that space is nothing like in Mario Galaxy

 

[Done]

but how do we get Bob on the moon? I mean, the guy wouldn't even fit into a capsule and most likely will complain that space is nothing like in Mario Galaxy

That's a problem for the people with "Jerbs", now leave mein fetter Führer to focus on Die überlegene Zukunft.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

but how do we get Bob on the moon? I mean, the guy wouldn't even fit into a capsule and most likely will complain that space is nothing like in Mario Galaxy

The amount of energy that would be needed to get his mass out of Earth's atmosphere exceeds that off all the energy in the known universe.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

My Brazilian friends invited me to come visit them a few times but I decided it would be simpler to just cut out the middle man and throw all my money away and shoot myself in the head

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm all for bashing the 'know it all' slobs of the world, but let's not sit here and actually pretend that CinemaSins isn't dogshit.

CinemaSins could be Hitler's soul reincarnated as YT videos and I'd still love it for all the butthurt it's causing on Twitter.

 

[Mr. Duck]

He wouldn't want to go there anyways.. No Marvel movies.

If Wallace and Gromit are right, Bob would gladly stay on the moon and eat all of it.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

My favourite part about this tweet is he doesnt realize that:

A.Brazil is in economic ruin and theres a huge surge in gang violence and drug trade
B.He idealizes Brazil for being vibrant in arts and culture, when the u.s is home to the biggest movie, film, video game industry in the world
C.Brazil impeached their president a year ago, increasingly unhappy and are in economic ruin and drastic changes in inflation due to the goal of fixing those "class imbalances", fuck you Bob.

Also I love his, Ima name drop beautiful women so that makes me right, LOL he really doesnt understand how evolutionary biology works, does he

 

[Mola Ram]

Also I love his, Ima name drop beautiful women so that makes me right, LOL he really doesnt understand how evolutionary biology works, does he

If Bob Chipman understood evolution, he'd shoot himself out of sheer despair.

 

[RockVolnutt]

If Bob Chipman understood evolution, he'd shoot himself out of sheer despair.

BROWN SUPERIOR, WHITE INFERIOR

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

BROWN SUPERIOR, WHITE INFERIOR

Bob Chimpman.

 

[Mola Ram]

BROWN SUPERIOR, WHITE INFERIOR

Buddy, there are spastics in mental wards across this great nation who are superior to the Chipster, be they brown, white, or mauve.