Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

When I grow up I want to be just like Bob.

Making a couple thousand Dollary-Doo's a week for no effort.

Not anything else like Bob.

Well start away with being fat and balding with a possibly unhealthy worship of Mario, coupled with half-baked understanding of genre movies, and finally a hostile attitude to any opinions that don't form your appeal to authority, then you will be cut from his cloth.

 

[The Colonel]

So, he thinks Massachusetts is geographically similar to Texas. Is MA full of deserts now? Is the yearly New England snow bukkake fake news now?
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Now he thinks he's a fucking zoologist?
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Speaking of pretending to be something you're not, did Brianna Wu take over for a second?
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What the fuck is snow?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Well start away with being fat and balding with a possibly unhealthy worship of Mario, coupled with half-baked understanding of genre movies, and finally a hostile attitude to any opinions that don't form your appeal to authority, then you will be cut from his cloth.

Do I make more or less money if I troon out ontop of that?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh wow, what an original choice for such a superior man.

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up about DC.

Okay, what's his weird hang-up towards car dealerships? :autism:? Diabetes? Resentment? All of the above?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Okay, what's his weird hang-up towards car dealerships? :autism:? Diabetes? Resentment? All of the above?
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He's upset he can't reach the pedals without feet.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up about DC.
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Little did we know that Superboy Prime was based on MovieBob the whole time. What amazing foreshadowing by DC.

 

[The Nothingness]

By "fixing" the DCEU, he probably wants to make it into a clone of the MCU. Or the title is click-bait and he rambles on how WB the call the quits on the DCEU.

 

[vertexwindi]

Oh wow, what an original choice for such a superior man.
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Bob's not wrong, although he's an idiot who would defend modern Simpsons episodes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

20th Century Fox, please announce a Master & Commander sequel ASAP. Just think of the salt we'll be missing out on.

I know it's probably Star Wars, but I want it to be Phantom Thread, mostly so I can use this GIF of P.T. Anderson whenever Bob tries to meme.

 

[Mola Ram]

20th Century Fox, please announce a Master & Commander sequel ASAP. Just think of the salt we'll be missing out on.
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I know it's probably Star Wars, but I want it to be Phantom Thread, mostly so I can use this GIF of P.T. Anderson whenever Bob tries to meme.
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There is no justice in a world where MovieBob gets to attend advance screenings and the RLM boys don't.

Either way I've been waiting for a Master and Commander sequel for 14 years, and knowing it'll twist up Bob's guts only makes it better! (By the way, that's some grieving process he's got.)

 

[The Nothingness]

What is his beef with the Mother Box that he is trying to make a shitty hashtag trend(I have seen JL so spoilers won't be an issue)?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

What is his beef with the Mother Box that he is trying to make a shitty hashtag trend(I have seen JL so spoilers won't be an issue)?

He’s trying to make #MarthaBox a thing because he thinks BvS is stupid and wants attention like he got with his screaming about Pixels.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What is his beef with the Mother Box that he is trying to make a shitty hashtag trend?

I think "Martha Box" was used in some parody too (HISHE?) and Bob is parroting that. Honestly getting worked up about Mother Boxes being featured in a movie with New Gods characters is like getting autistic about a Star Wars film having spaceships.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up about DC.
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How can they fix it? By not having to deal with you, and your ignorance on how DC ticks, Bob. DC universe does not work the same as The Marvel universe does.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh wow, what an original choice for such a superior man.
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Wouldn't take Bob for liking the Simpsons. Though I'm willing to bet he somehow likes the newer stuff over the older episodes just to be contrarian.

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up about DC.
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We get it Bob, you want to marry Marvel. Just get the honeymoon over with already.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If I was Bob, I'd feel shitty 24/7.

"Corporations in politics are okay when I agree with it!"

Oh wow, people may be struggling to keep the lights on and put food on their plates, but truly your problems are worse!

 

[AnOminous]

If I was Bob, I'd feel shitty 24/7.

That would be because of corpulence, despair and diabetes.

 

[RockVolnutt]

How sad is it to feel guilty over laughing at something over 20 years ago? I don't get how you can feel shitty about something like that from a generation ago.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

How sad is it to feel guilty over laughing at something over 20 years ago? I don't get how you can feel shitty about something like that from a generation ago.

Doesn't surprise me when SJWs demand white people feel bad because their ancestors they never met may have, but probably didn't, do some bad things a couple of centuries ago.

 

[cypocryphy]

Wouldn't take Bob for liking the Simpsons. Though I'm willing to bet he somehow likes the newer stuff over the older episodes just to be contrarian.

He probably considers the older seasons to be "problematic" now.