Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Disaster Artist for Best Picture! :story:
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Could it be this year's La La Land, i.e., the acclaimed, Oscar-nominated movie he half-heartedly praises while generating salt over how much another movie deserved so much more praise?

Really, because I could say that Bob's ideology is nothing more than white supremacy with a guilty conscience. Unlike Blob, conservatives believe that non-whites are capable of succeeding on their own without whites propping them up through shit like reparations and Affirmative Action. Nor do I see them using Nazi-esque tactics to shut down any opposition like the Democrat-sanctioned ANTIFA terrorism that slime like him cheer on. Also I love how he justifies Twitter censorship by "they're a private company", but Lord forbid a Christian bakery doesn't want to bake dildo cakes for faggots.

2015: "Geek culcha's bigger than the Academy Awards."
2017: "Waaaaah! Why can't Mahvahl be nominated instead of Logan?"
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Has he ever considered that he has a very narrow definition of what a "superhero movie" actually is? IMO all it really needs to qualify is to feature characters with abilities that far exceed the average human fighting crime and working to protect humanity in some fashion. It can fit into any other genre really. Looking at DC for example, Batman stories are generally of the detective/neo-noir variety, Superman is science-fiction/action-adventure, Wonder Woman and Aquaman are low-fantasy, and Green Lantern is science-fiction/science-fantasy.
 
Has he ever considered that he has a very narrow definition of what a "superhero movie" actually is? IMO all it really needs to qualify is to feature characters with abilities that far exceed the average human fighting crime and working to protect humanity in some fashion. It can fit into any other genre really. Looking at DC for example, Batman stories are generally of the detective/neo-noir variety, Superman is science-fiction/action-adventure, Wonder Woman and Aquaman are low-fantasy, and Green Lantern is science-fiction/science-fantasy.
Bobbo doesn't want that though. Superhero movies are his comfort food. (Aside from fat-inducing pizza, obviously.) He can't handle doing anything different with them.
 
Has he ever considered that he has a very narrow definition of what a "superhero movie" actually is? IMO all it really needs to qualify is to feature characters with abilities that far exceed the average human fighting crime and working to protect humanity in some fashion. It can fit into any other genre really. Looking at DC for example, Batman stories are generally of the detective/neo-noir variety, Superman is science-fiction/action-adventure, Wonder Woman and Aquaman are low-fantasy, and Green Lantern is science-fiction/science-fantasy.
That's one of the best ways I've heard it put before. Capeshit is kinda broad. Though on the other hand, it bugs me when I see articles list a western like all the cowboy series over the years or a comedy like Howard the Duck as "superhero comics" on the basis of being published by an American comic company (particularly if DC/Marvel). I don't know if most people "get" it.
 
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No, please, the world's missing your insight. /sneed
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Could it be this year's La La Land, i.e., the acclaimed, Oscar-nominated movie he half-heartedly praises while generating salt over how much another movie deserved so much more praise?
It's gonna be that and/or maybe Dunkirk. As for this year's Hidden Figures, the movie he won't stop blowing up until the ceremony where he'll forget all about it after, expect the most likely movie to be The Post.
 
No, please, the world's missing your insight. /sneed
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I love that he'll throw all his efforts into a giant autistic 3-part video screeching about why Batman V. Superman sucks that's actually longer than even the goddamn director's cut, but he won't do it on something that he actually likes.

I think that says a lot about Bob's priorities. He'd much rather bitch about something than make something actually constructive.
 
That's one of the best ways I've heard it put before. Capeshit is kinda broad. Though on the other hand, it bugs me when I see articles list a western like all the cowboy series over the years or a comedy like Howard the Duck as "superhero comics" on the basis of being published by an American comic company (particularly if DC/Marvel). I don't know if most people "get" it.
Yeah, Marvel and DC do publish non-capeshit titles, like the titles in the latter’s Vertigo imprint (such as Hellblazer and Preacher). I can see why casuals would find it confusing though when non-cape characters like Jonah Hex and Howard the Duck technically exist in the same universe as the Marvel and DC superheroes.
 
I love that he'll throw all his efforts into a giant autistic 3-part video screeching about why Batman V. Superman sucks that's actually longer than even the goddamn director's cut, but he won't do it on something that he actually likes.

I think that says a lot about Bob's priorities. He'd much rather bitch about something than make something actually constructive.
This. I think it's because praising something doesn't generate as many views as needlessly bitching about something, which is why Blobby here made so many videos on BvS, but never does the same for movies he likes. Personally, I blame the Nostalgia Critic for this whole trend of needless bitching about fiction.
 
I swear it's like Dobson wrote it at first before Bob took over.
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Trump's in his seventies and Bob calls him senile. Now being old's off-limits?
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It's okay, come here and we'll give you all the attention in the world.
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20th Century Autistic Thinking ;)

This is something new. This is post-nation, maybe even post-corporation. Something we haven't seen before. New paradigms incoming.
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Could it be this year's La La Land, i.e., the acclaimed, Oscar-nominated movie he half-heartedly praises while generating salt over how much another movie deserved so much more praise?
It's gonna be that and/or maybe Dunkirk. As for this year's Hidden Figures, the movie he won't stop blowing up until the ceremony where he'll forget all about it after, expect the most likely movie to be The Post.
Throw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri in with the former group.
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I swear it's like Dobson wrote it at first before Bob took over.
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Trump's in his seventies and Bob calls him senile. Now being old's off-limits?
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It's okay, come here and we'll give you all the attention in the world.
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20th Century Autistic Thinking ;)

This is something new. This is post-nation, maybe even post-corporation. Something we haven't seen before. New paradigms incoming.
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Throw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri in with the former group.
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Boy, if you think that only white people want you to shut the fuck up, then you got another thing coming.
 
Only pedophiles will rejoice at -- or even dream about -- Disney taking over America.

And even if we focus solely on the entertainment industry, mega-corp mergers are never a good thing. Just look at the music industry: we are down to the Big Two now, Universal and Sony (with Warner quietly whittling away in the distance) -- and things stink as they never before.
 
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Disaster Artist for Best Picture! :story:
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Only Bob can stay salty about capeshit till the day he dies.
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2015: "Geek culcha's bigger than the Academy Awards."
2017: "Waaaaah! Why can't Mahvahl be nominated instead of Logan?"
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As if I needed another reason to see “The Disater Artist”, Bob turning his nose up at it is another on the pile.
 
I shudder at the thought of Disney having true majority control of the entertainment industry with so much power concentrated in one area will kill creativity and eventually lead to the collapse of the entertainment industry as all mass colossuses are always doomed to fail. If it weren't for his clearly malicious and authoritarian nature, I could swear that Bob would be an An-Cap.
 
A fucking monopoly running the world is post-corporation? Bob you are an absolute fucking retard. He's said so much stupid fucking shit, but I think this might be the dumbest of it all. There are no words in the English language to describe how fucking moronic you have to be to think like this. Does Bob eat paste or something? How do you even get this dumb? (INB4 :autism:)
He sucked glue out of his mother's tits, and he was a defective sperm.
 
I swear it's like Dobson wrote it at first before Bob took over.
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I’m sure it’ll be a big a hit and make as much money as the all-female Ghostbusters was.

Fuck, why not just make a Scooby-Doo! origin movie about everyone? Focusing only on the female members is just gonna cause another shitshow.
 
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