Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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By "fixing" the DCEU, he probably wants to make it into a clone of the MCU. Or the title is click-bait and he rambles on how WB the call the quits on the DCEU.

Either that or a variation on his usual plot arc the old TRUE AND HONEST heroes such as superman (who represent bob/nintendo) are feeling past their prime and have to contend with new dark and gritty heroes (who fill in for dudebros/fps or whatever) their's some sort of conflict which is eventually resolved when the gritty new heroes learn that superman is tacitly right about everything but they can keep the cool costumes and maybe one or two of new heroes go old school. Maybe he'll throw in some spiel about how better than us the heroes are.
 
Either that or a variation on his usual plot arc the old TRUE AND HONEST heroes such as superman (who represent bob/nintendo) are feeling past their prime and have to contend with new dark and gritty heroes (who fill in for dudebros/fps or whatever) their's some sort of conflict which is eventually resolved when the gritty new heroes learn that superman is tacitly right about everything but they can keep the cool costumes and maybe one or two of new heroes go old school. Maybe he'll throw in some spiel about how better than us the heroes are.

Bob's biggest boner is superman fighting an evil version of superman. the justice league having arguments with each other and then learning to act as a team repeat for eternity. Like Bob really likes very predictable very formulaic films because he thinks that making you think=pretentious and because he is so out of touch with reality he thinks the dialogue in Marvel movies is very subtle and smart. (Im a doctor so that means I can remove bullets out of myself)
 
So does he just want Kingdom Come?
I was just about to say that.

Though the revelation Mark Waid and Bob have a lot in common isn't too shocking. Except Waid does work and can be talented when he doesn't let his politics get in the way.
 
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>tfw when I respect Scott "Smash Capitalism" Benson more than Moviebob.
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Does the guy who wears nothing but ill-fitting 80s pop culture shirts call Trump a "senile 5-year old"?
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So imperialism's a good thing?
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Shut up, Dobson.
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Shut up, Dobson.
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What he doesnt realize the Earth-11 is a massive failure cuz it works on the crutches of just being purely the gender bender trope and thats boring and not entertaining at all, why are you so hell bent with having more female characters when they are literally the same as the male character, what makes characters entertaining is that they are different from one another in terms of well, personality not gender I give fuck all about your gender really.

Bob is just white knighting and championing diversity for the sake of diversity not because it sells or the fact its good literature, and thats the scummiest outlook you can have on literature(or film) imo.
 
>tfw when I respect Scott "Smash Capitalism" Benson more than Moviebob.
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Does the guy who wears nothing but ill-fitting 80s pop culture shirts call Trump a "senile 5-year old"?
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So imperialism's a good thing?
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Shut up, Dobson.
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I don't want to derail this thread into Zimbabwean politics, but Mugabe and ZANU-PF, along with the MPLA in Angola, were socialists in name only to get support from the USSR during the cold war. In reality, ZANU-PF is extremely conservative and oligarchic, and its main opposition comes from urban trade unions, which are usually supporters of socialism.

Bob Chipman is also a socialist in name only, so he'd have fitted right in in Mugabe's government.
 
Has Bob said anything about the Arrowverse shows? Because I'd like to see his reaction to Overgirl in this year's crossover event.

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So does he just want Kingdom Come?
I was thinking "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?".

What he doesnt realize the Earth-11 is a massive failure cuz it works on the crutches of just being purely the gender bender trope and thats boring and not entertaining at all, why are you so hell bent with having more female characters when they are literally the same as the male character, what makes characters entertaining is that they are different from one another in terms of well, personality not gender I give fuck all about your gender really.

Bob is just white knighting and championing diversity for the sake of diversity not because it sells or the fact its good literature, and thats the scummiest outlook you can have on literature(or film) imo.
Keep in mind that Bob likes what Marvel Entertainment has done to their comics despite never reading them himself. He also thinks making women/minorities recolors is great because of representation and the implied struggles they'd have for being female/minority in America. That was his big defense for them being written without flaws as he believes someone like Peter Parker needs them more as one would think he'd get through everything for being white.

Has Bob said anything about the Arrowverse shows? Because I'd like to see his reaction to Overgirl in this year's crossover event.

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He said something along the lines that he'd prefer it if she was more like "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS". No really.
 
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Has Bob said anything about the Arrowverse shows? Because I'd like to see his reaction to Overgirl in this year's crossover event.

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Like he doesn't stroke himself to that picture at least five times a day.

Oh who am I kidding, Bob's taste in fapping material can't possibly be that good.
 
I don't want to derail this thread into Zimbabwean politics, but Mugabe and ZANU-PF, along with the MPLA in Angola, were socialists in name only to get support from the USSR during the cold war. In reality, ZANU-PF is extremely conservative and oligarchic, and its main opposition comes from urban trade unions, which are usually supporters of socialism.

Bob Chipman is also a socialist in name only, so he'd have fitted right in in Mugabe's government.
I'm always laughing at that dumb argument that Bob likes to bring up when arguing with socialists. The one about how if you're a socialist and don't want to conquer the whole planet than you are a National Socialist aka a Nazi. I never know where to start on that.
 
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I was thinking "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?".


Keep in mind that Bob likes what Marvel Entertainment has done to their comics despite never reading them himself. He also thinks making women/minorities recolors is great because of representation and the implied struggles they'd have for being female/minority in America. That was his big defense for them being written without flaws as he believes someone like Peter Parker needs them more as one would think he'd get through everything for being white.


He said something along the lines that he'd prefer it if she was more like "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS". No really.
wat

Someone quote him now.
 
I'm always laughing at that dumb argument that Bob likes to bring up when arguing with socialists. The one about how if you're a socialist and don't want to conquer the whole planet than you are a National Socialist aka a Nazi. I never know where to start on that.

The simple place to start at that Socialism is for faggots. Bob then again isn't a socialist, he is an idiot brute when it comes to ideology that will support any authoritarian natured government if it benefits his side and will support it without any qualms or any constructive criticism.
 
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Someone quote him now.
Trying to find it. He said it around the time his dad died and we were commenting on how that's a terrible time to talk about fantasies of Nazi superwomen plowing you. Unless you're referring to the character flaw thing.

Anyone else have the quote?
 
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Disaster Artist for Best Picture! :story:
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L I T E R A L N A Z I S
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Only Bob can stay salty about capeshit till the day he dies.
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2015: "Geek culcha's bigger than the Academy Awards."
2017: "Waaaaah! Why can't Mahvahl be nominated instead of Logan?"
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