Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[NobleGreyHorse]

Greer was seduced by the dark side of litigation

fftopic: Trivia: According to the latest canon, those five toggle switches between Vader's air nozzles are mouth-activated and change the information on the HUD projected inside Vader's lenses. Mouth-activated. Yup. So Russhole's would have been perpetually stuck on "Salt Lake City, 65 degrees, sunny" impeding his vision.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Manic again after a few days off recovering from his book failure. Seems as though he's forgotten all about Taylor Swift and he's moved on to this next epic failure.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Is there any record we can obtain of the several restraining orders she mentions? Or is it just like one for each of several Hof brothels?

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

So Russ has a google account?
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https://plus.google.com/+RussellGreer
And this looks like the lucky lady he wrote about in his sex story.
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http://www.jadecapri.com

Hilarious...she never posted his comment on her blog as promised.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

By the way, how much editing do you have to do to remove your own laughter? I can't imagine getting through a chapter, or even a paragraph, in one piece.

to be honest, the only editing I do is to remove the bits I flubbed or stumbled over; given how clunky and repetitive old Shitlips's writing style is, this happens embarrassingly often

when I'm actually recording, most of the time I'm just concentrating on pronouncing it correctly, so the actual meaning of the text doesn't sink in and I don't laugh

having said that, I do laugh sometimes when I play it back again ("he gave me a long hard examination" in chapter 2 is particularly lulzy)

I haven't listed, but I may start just to learn the accents. How accurate are they?

well, they're slightly exaggerated but not atrocious

my natural accent is west Yorkshire (as in chapter 7); I hear it and Lancashire on a daily basis so they're the most accurate ones

 

[A Long Slumber]

Russell in 20 years:

 

[nannylumps]

Russell in 20 years:

Holy shit that's so frustrating to watch. I couldn't imagine being in a situation like that, the dude recording has the patience of a saint. It reminds me of one of those sovereign citizen videos where this chick is trying to get through airport security without going through a metal detector or a pat down. Watch this and see if you could hold out as long as this man did.

Hopefully Russ doesn't turn into one of these people (or maybe he should, for our sake)

Edit: whoops, the person in the video is a dude, hopefully you see why I got it mixed up

 

[theriddler3]

Russell in 20 years:

My god, what an insufferable twat. He could've just gotten out of the car and cancelled the trip. I've done it before when my Uber driver missed the turn 5+ times before they failed to pick me up. Uber won't charge you for cancelling the trip if you actually bother talking to them about your experience, not that he deserved a refund.

The fact that the guy claimed to be an attorney is just perfect.

 

[AllCISPeople]

His delusional optimism is amusing though. If only I moved to Canada, I'd for sure be able to have a relationship with this person. Sure, every woman in the world I've met so far has rejected me, but all it would take is a move.

AKA the "Geological Cure". Same thinking of family members who try to relocate to help their troubled spouse, kids, etc..... either who hang out with the wrong crowd, have drug problems, who's cheating on them, etc. "A new place, new people and no access to -insert main problem here". Problem is that this typically doesn't work, and rarely does. Why? Because you're not solving the main root of the problem, therefore the problem will follow you. Addicts will find ways to get drugs, your cheating spouse will find a new person to sleep with, and Russhole will not find 9-10 women in Canada who will miraculously be drooling all over his bone. Why? Because HE isn't changing, and HE'S the problem. Though it would make for some lulzy content of "I MOVED SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MY LIFE IS STILL IN THE SHITHOLE!"

 

[xyrichard]

Horace wrote of the Geological Cure, "They change their skies, not their souls, who run across the sea."

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

sexy British audiobook, part 11 (from the hanging gardens of Basildon)
and as a bonus, part 12 (this do be the Suffolk chapter, boy)
previously:
prologue (south Wales)
chapter 1 (Black Country)
chapter 2 (Mancunian)
chapter 3 (Scouse)
chapter 4 (Geordie)
chapter 5 (Lancashire) / chapter 5 continued
chapter 6 (Hull) / chapter 6 continued
chapter 7 (Bradhuddersfax)

 

[This Fucking Guy]

Horace wrote of the Geological Cure, "They change their skies, not their souls, who run across the sea."

'Wherever you go, there you are'

 

[TheAmazingFeminist]

Can anyone direct me to Russell's Holocaust screenplay? I've seen it asserted that the screenplay is available earlier in this thread, but I haven't been able to find it.

You can find the script page 3 but apparently it's not "so bad it's good", it's just boring.

 

[xyrichard]

Here is the Holocaust script:

I agree the Holocaust script is boring, by the way. The manifesto of his planned brothel is much more entertaining:

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Here is the Holocaust script:

Yeah. This is only remarkable for how many worn-out conventions it manages to gather together.

 

[Ass-burgers]

Here is the Holocaust script:

I like how he has poor grammar and claims that it's based on a true story. Are all his stories true in his mind?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I agree the Holocaust script is boring, by the way. The manifesto of his planned brothel is much more entertaining:

Thoughts:

"Manifesto of the Mile High Neon" sounds like something by Slavoj Žižek.

There are some amusing clashes between Russell's attempts at erudition and his grammatical fumbles. For example:

Therein above is contained the Manifesto of The Mile High Neon.

He’s invited me inside his personal house before and has treated me very good.

It's remarkable that Russell is capable of making Moebius Syndrome, which is doubtless a terrible condition to live with, seem trivial by framing it in terms of not being able to get a prom date.

No comment on Russ comparing his imaginary brothel to the Statue of Liberty.

It would be a very classy and clean environment with a Greek feel to it. It would have a bar in it and have a café as well. It would encourage respect for everybody, urge the workers to speak up if they feel abused or are assaulted and have an atmosphere of trust and acceptance, and urge good hygiene and respect for the clients. My brothel would value the worth of souls more than the worth of the almighty dollar.

And it would have a pony ranch and a water slide and its own movie theatre and I would never have to do homework and I would eat cookies for breakfast every day.

 

[The Great Citracett]

No matter how he tries to frame it as him doing a favor to the sex workers or helping the disabled or whatever, Russ wants to own a brothel for the same reason you or I as children might have wanted to own a toy store, candy shop, or amusement park and he damn well knows it.

 

[Ass-burgers]

No matter how he tries to frame it as him doing a favor to the sex workers or helping the disabled or whatever, Russ wants to own a brothel for the same reason you or I as children might have wanted to own a toy store, candy shop, or amusement park and he damn well knows it.

When I was a kid, I wanted a library. I feel my childhood want would be much more obtainable than fuckface's want.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Looks as though he's trying to dox people now...