Dreams

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Had a rather funny dream. I dream't I was in some world similar to the Sims in terms of having things on fast forward and the action interface complete with your sim's head in the center. At one point, I got struck by lightning and found shelter in a wooden igloo. The other wooden igloo apparently housed Alan Pardew. I'm not kidding.
 
I had a dream that my daughters had gotten a little older. My younger daughters wanted me to buy them toys from the store, but when I went there, they kept trying to get Sonichu action figures (in my dream, Sonichu actually became a thing.) I kept screaming, "no, you can't have Sonichu toys, you don't know the story behind it," and that made them cry.
 
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I dreamed today that I couldn't remember if I lost my virginity to Weird Al, or to the guy I really lost my virginity to.
 
Last night after watching the Game of Thrones season finale I dreamed I was with the Night's Watch, but in modern day earth instead of Westeros and they were stormchasers. I remember taking cover from a big tornado that was coming down the street by shielding myself behind a Best Buy. Then we walked past a destroyed hotel and I was poking through a bunch of shattered bottles of Yuengling and found an intact one and started drinking it, and either Jon or Samwell got on me about drinking someone else's beer. I retorted that the tornado scared them off and they're not coming back for it. That's all I can remember.
 
Had a dream I was at some water park with my girlfriend? (I don't have a girlfriend) but it was weird lol
 
I had a lulzy dream where I was some kind of samurai sworn to protect a maiden and I was defending her from some angry camp counselor at a summer camp for adults for some bizarre reason.

My dreams are really messed up.
 
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I knew I was gonna dream about this, had a dream about my ex girlfriend sending me pics or her and her new boyfriend...let's just say I'm too much of a happy camper right now and kinda depressed.
 
Oh geez. I dreamed I was writing a paper about Abraham Lincoln in social studies class, and it was as poorly written as Chris' about JFK. I wrote it in purple ink, and I wrote about Lincoln's routine when he woke up. I think it was what he thought about every morning when he woke up.


I also mentioned that he had a niece named Paris, and I believe I said that he gave her money and she had a dog.
 
I dreamed recently that George Costanza was my husband, and he came home from work and we had naked time. George would be a terrible husband, but from what I remembered from the dream he was an ok lover.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
I dreamed recently that George Costanza was my husband, and we came home from work and we had naked time. George would be a terrible husband.
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I had a dream a while back that I was in a parking lot on a school trip or something, when suddenly a car rolls up with a bunch of guys dressed like the generic Grove Street members in GTA San Andreas (one of which I swear to god was Jonah Hill dressed like he was at the beginning of 22 Jump Street), and open fired on my classmates. Then they started aiming for me specifically (I could tell because I could hear them describing me), but I was somehow able to dodge all their bullets by rolling around and ducking behind cars. I somehow found a musket, but instead of using it, I hid inside a van. The car left, so I got out. After I got out, the class nerd told me that he somehow took one of the guys out. I don't know how, but I think he shot one. Then my sister told me that she killed one of them by throwing a jar of toxic sludge at him (why she had it is anyone's guess). The strangest part was that they were apparently shooting at us because they thought we were all Christians.

Actually, I take that back, the strangest part was that Jonah Hill was trying to kill me.
 
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Today I had one where I was supposed to go on a flight to a job interview (haha i wish) but I was freaking out about being on a plane. Angela Lansbury took me to my parents and we tried to rent me a car so I could drive to my job interview.
 
I either have really, really weird dreams or dreams that I can't mention here. :(
 
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I had a dream not last night but the night before. I was able to fly but everywhere I landed I got embedded with metal needles and wooden splinters. Soon my entire body was covered in these, so I tried to pull them all out. It was painful and I soon discovered more underneath my skin. I removed a large metal needle from underneath my skin on my face, along my jawline. The needle was so large that some of my ear came off. Idk, it was pretty disturbing. I also appeared to be African American but whatever.
 
My dreams often vary, but recently I've been getting lucid dreams (or at least some pretty vivid dreams). Here's a few of them that I remember:

This one I remember the most because of how funny it was. I was walking down through my mother's neighborhood when I felt the urge to go to the bathroom. To my left was a rectangular ditch in the yard next to my neighbor's house. What was weird was that inside of it contained a toilet along with a roll of toilet paper. The ditch was deep enough to where only my head popped out. Whenever people walked by, we just waved at each other as if we didn't acknowledge the fact that I was basically using an open bathroom. After doing my business, I continued to walk down the street.

Now this is where things get even weirder. Upon turning down the left corner of the neighborhood, I heard the sound of police sirens alongside the sound of an approaching helicopter. Feeling as if the police was there for me, I decided to make a break for it and started running. After the sound dissipated, things just started to get ridiculous. After the near run in with the authorities, I see an old lady who was dressed like Marge Simpson (including the hair) speeding towards me on a bicycle at high speed (Not a motorcycle, a fucking bike). This resulted in a pursuit through the neighborhood. After I lost sight of the lady, I thought it was all clear...until I turned around and saw her coming at me head on. After seeing the sight of stars, I woke up.

This dream stuck out so much that I actually wondered if I was on something. This dream happened three years ago.

This isn't really much of a dream, but more like a small segment of a dream. I was on a wooden raft that was big enough to accommodate me and my family. There were other members of my family on similar rafts along with other people. We were all on the ocean watching fireworks go off. It was a very relaxing dream, which must be why I still remember it. I don't remember how long it has been though.
 
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ASoulMan said:
This isn't really much of a dream, but more like a small segment of a dream. I was on a wooden raft that was big enough to accommodate me and my family. There were other members of my family on similar rafts along with other people. We were all on the ocean watching fireworks go off. It was a very relaxing dream, which must be why I still remember it. I don't remember how long it has been though.
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The spoiler title reminded me of this. But then I read the dream and it wasn't nearly as crazy.
 
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I dreamed someone somehow made an entire sub-forum for Dangan Ronpa. They got banned for it.

Also, Chimpchan was writing fanfiction. Really bad fanfiction.
 
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Saney said:
I dreamed someone somehow made an entire sub-forum for Dangan Ronpa. They got banned for it.

Also, Chimpchan was writing fanfiction. Really bad fanfiction.
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lol! I only just saw this. What kind of fanfic?
 
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