Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
The reason why I think OPL works as a subforum is because the amount of discussion greatly overpowers the amount of meaningful content. He'll go days, sometimes weeks without posting something noteworthy to Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, etc. And in the meantime people run around and around with the same arguments, same questions, references to Christory, etc.

Russell produces content daily. Whether it's a post-and-delete, creepy comments on Instagram, Kayli's snarkbombs, more book raving, there's always something new. So, even though there's a lot of circular discussion, it doesn't overpower the content.

And yes, something that we consider meaningful from Russell would just go in the Random Thoughts and Questions thread for OPL. But Russell has been documented for much less time, we haven't gotten nudes from him or imaginary girlfriend sagas or seen his mother walk in on him masturbating (thank morgan freeman). He doesn't have as many "monumental" moments to overshadow his latest frothy post about how Taylor should be on her knees under the table or how the trolls are inbred Hitlers. That also means it's a lot harder to decide which new Russ updates are worthy of a new thread, and which are just for general thread.

But that's just me. I always preferred it as a general discussion thread, even though it gets circular and repetitive.
 
This subforum is full of fucking animals so I have merged all threads back into the general and am sending it back to the main Lolcow board. You guys have no concept of forum itemization and do not deserve the front page realestate.
I don't get why there's so much damn drama about this, guys. It just a website.

Since the "what if" thread is gone (RIP in pepperoni):
What if Russ was uninvited to his family's Christmas events?
 
I don't get why there's so much damn drama about this, guys. It just a website.

Since the "what if" thread is gone (RIP in pepperoni):
What if Russ was uninvited to his family's Christmas events?

He would probably enjoy that because it would be a golden-tier victim card in his mind. He'd spend Christmas Day using his card to try and gain an instant sexual pity date from IG models. I can't imagine he even cares about his relatives since they presumably don't praise his lies and delusions. Sadly, his Mormon parents are probably too forgiving and tolerant to ever uninvite him. They'll just force a smile and cover the furniture in plastic so it doesn't get drooled on.
 
The fact that his "bombshell" of a book hasn't completely crushed Tay-Tay's career must be killing Russhole inside. You just know in his mind he expected her to show up at his door in tears begging for Shit Lips' forgiveness and to be her forever bae, including giving him tons of money. And he's probably losing tons of sleep wondering why it hasn't happened yet. It's almost like he's an unimportant, insignificant nobody and Taylor has no idea who he is.

If Russ has such a "hot body 9/10" why hasn't he taken pictures of himself topless to prove the haters and trolls wrong?

Man.. If he really was rejected by hot 9s you know he'd have uploaded those DMs for pity points

Please don't give him ideas. There have been too many nudes of grody tards posted on this site. We don't need to see Russhole's scrawny bird chest, twiggy arms covered in flappy skin, his bony knock-knees, or what the junk of a Hobbit with Moebius Syndrome looks like.
 
I agree every thread has it's own culture. However people need to learn to adapt to the culture of the site as a whole. Null was trying to make Russ more accessable to new people who may want to follow him, but don't want to read a near 500 page thread where half (at least) is a circle jerk. It would have worked fine if people would have adapted and realized they're part of a bigger whole.

On this topic, Russell could do with a masterpost on his history, I think Russell lacks the following to warrant a board, but a masterpost could go a long way to cutting out the fat of this thread and making Russell more accessible, alongside bringing in new posters who won't read 250 pages of asinine commentary and then think it's acceptable to post more. Perhaps once that issue is remedied he might earn a board. Failing that, I think a main thread for general postings and maybe another should there be another lawsuit is more suitable than a board.
 
The big parts of Russel's story are...(forgive any omissions)

His sojourn to the strip clubs during his mission
his first brothel experience (sex details urk)
The Dani and Hof saga
Taylor Swift: The prelude (Kickstarter and song progress)
Americas Got Talent video
Ariana Grande concert and aftermath
Taylor Swift lawsuit and aftermath (featuring a brilliant transcript for the court date)
Taylor Swift book stuff (the bogus memorial, the lawyer who died for our sins, etc)

If we could compile all those pertinent points into a single post it would be an accurate and succinct summary of why Russell is lolcow numero uno round these parts.
 
The big parts of Russel's story are...(forgive any omissions)

His sojourn to the strip clubs during his mission
his first brothel experience (sex details urk)
The Dani and Hof saga
Taylor Swift: The prelude (Kickstarter and song progress)
Americas Got Talent video
Ariana Grande concert and aftermath
Taylor Swift lawsuit and aftermath (featuring a brilliant transcript for the court date)
Taylor Swift book stuff (the bogus memorial, the lawyer who died for our sins, etc)

If we could compile all those pertinent points into a single post it would be an accurate and succinct summary of why Russell is lolcow numero uno round these parts.

Bailee the imaginary boyfriend suicide girl is one to add.
 
This subforum is full of fucking animals so I have merged all threads back into the general and am sending it back to the main Lolcow board. You guys have no concept of forum itemization and do not deserve the front page realestate.
Russell is a cow worthy of a subforum but some folks made it worse than the entersphere

If we could compile all those pertinent points into a single post it would be an accurate and succinct summary of why Russell is lolcow numero uno round these parts.
That's why we have a wiki. Contribute to it.
 
I'm kinda bummed that it's all just one thread again. It really sucked when the thread advanced 5+ pages per day and it was mostly people saying the same thing, and it wasn't even that clever. Just the same insults. I remember there was even "Russ is ______ so I wouldn't fuck him," powerlevel wankery until a mod finally came over and told everyone to knock it off. Like not everyone has all day to sift through the the same old comments. When it's advancing so quickly, there better be something juicy going on, like the trial or the book release. There is a lot to talk about with Russ, but that is truly ridiculous.

I guess I shouldn't complain much since we were the ones who squandered it.

Kinda off-topic, so an edit:
Just out of curiosity, how is saying something like, "Russ is so ugly that I wouldn't fuck him" powerleveling?
@xyrichard

It was like: I'm [insert profession/sex/age/sexual orientation/whatever] and I wouldn't have sex with him because [insert reason here]. It kinda makes it about themselves. I don't speak for everyone, but I really don't care why someone would or wouldn't want to have sex with him because it's a given. Nobody would want to have sex with him, and everyone already knows why.

I'm not sure if you venture outside Russ territory, but this has been said so much in different threads that it has reached meme status.
 
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I'm sure Fuckface would snap at the downgrade his tread got. " How dare they make me unimportant! Can't they see I'm a 9? Reeeee!"

I would laugh if that was his reaction. It would be a whole new low to his narcissism and show how much his mental health has deteriorated.
 
On the TS page a girl in Pakistan commented that she should go there as there are a lot of swifties there and they are waiting for her. Russ' racist asshole response was:
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On the TS page a girl in Pakistan commented that she should go there as there are a lot of swifties there and they are waiting for her. Russ' racist asshole response was:

Fuck, Rusty. What the hell? So he's racist, misogynist, xenophobic, and a stalker. Christ Almighty. How does he not understand why he's not respected nor taken seriously?

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He's bound and determined. He's SERIOUS this time you guys. Everything he's ever done in life has been a huge failure, but this time it's going to work!


Says the guy who creams his jeans over Donald Trump.
 
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I'm kinda bummed that it's all just one thread again. It really sucked when the thread advanced 5+ pages per day and it was mostly people saying the same thing, and it wasn't even that clever. Just the same insults. I remember there was even "Russ is ______ so I wouldn't fuck him," powerlevel wankery until a mod finally came over and told everyone to knock it off. Like not everyone has all day to sift through the the same old comments. When it's advancing so quickly, there better be something juicy going on, like the trial or the book release. There is a lot to talk about with Russ, but that is truly ridiculous.

I guess I shouldn't complain much since we were the ones who squandered it.

Just out of curiosity, how is saying something like, "Russ is so ugly that I wouldn't fuck him" powerleveling?
 
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