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If this is some type of psuedo publicity stunt, its a dumb one. Going to troll a dying Youtubers Fan base made up of most teenagers and :autism: to get clicks on her slut page? I'm sure she will get alot of business with those affordable rates! Wooo! A Weekend Package for 7 Grand? Yes, DSP fans will be piling in line for that deal!
How would you explain it?
I have a hard time believing that Phil is shelling out that much cash for a hooker who charges as much as she does when, far as I can tell outside of him wanking, the guy could accurately be described as asexual.
Perhaps she's just bored...fuck if I know what goes on inside the mind of a Dutch call girl.
The point is that after tonight I expect this to be forgotten.
 
Hookers and escorts really aren't my style. I'm more of a coked-up stripper kinda guy.

Here's the real question. Why would Phil spend that kinda scratch flying in an average looking broad when he could fuck a babe out of Seattle for half the price?

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
 
Hookers and escorts really aren't my style. I'm more of a coked-up stripper kinda guy.

Here's the real question. Why would Phil spend that kinda scratch flying in an average looking broad when he could fuck a babe out of Seattle for half the price?

Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
Wild speculation, he probably thinks the hooker in the area is a detractor in disguise. Paranoia is in effect.
 
or maybe he didnt pay/pay that much seeing as shes been some sort of fan, we'll soon know if its bs soon enough though when/if it hits TKOH forums.
 
You know.... I thought about that too and it just occurred to me. Why wouldn't Phil get a local prostitute to do the job? Because he needed the girlfriend story to be convincing so if he makes it seem like she's half a world away and shit then it seems more real. Why do you think people initially believed he had a girlfriend when normally the first thought would be he got a hooker? It was part of the trap that a lot of people fell into. If it had been someone more local I guarantee people would have seen through it almost instantly. Even I fell for it so to speak because even I wouldn't have thought Phil would have gone through the trouble to ship a fucking call girl to his place when he could get one in Seattle.
 
You know.... I thought about that too and it just occurred to me. Why wouldn't Phil get a local prostitute to do the job? Because he needed the girlfriend story to be convincing so if he makes it seem like she's half a world away and shit then it seems more real. Why do you think people initially believed he had a girlfriend when normally the first thought would be he got a hooker? It was part of the trap that a lot of people fell into. If it had been someone more local I guarantee people would have seen through it almost instantly. Even I fell for it so to speak because even I wouldn't have thought Phil would have gone through the trouble to ship a fucking call girl to his place when he could get one in Seattle.

Why does he pick a „girlfriend“ from the Netherlands even tho there are „girlfriends“ locally?

Because he is fucking paranoid. He knows that girl for over 2 years now and she has his trust.
It‘s the same way he drives an hour to the same hair dresser he‘s known quite some time now.
 
You know.... I thought about that too and it just occurred to me. Why wouldn't Phil get a local prostitute to do the job? Because he needed the girlfriend story to be convincing so if he makes it seem like she's half a world away and shit then it seems more real. Why do you think people initially believed he had a girlfriend when normally the first thought would be he got a hooker? It was part of the trap that a lot of people fell into. If it had been someone more local I guarantee people would have seen through it almost instantly. Even I fell for it so to speak because even I wouldn't have thought Phil would have gone through the trouble to ship a fucking call girl to his place when he could get one in Seattle.

Maybe Vidar recommended her. That'd be funny. Almost as funny as this being legit (which let's be honest, it almost certainly isn't).
 
Maybe Vidar recommended her. That'd be funny. Almost as funny as this being legit (which let's be honest, it almost certainly isn't).

"Uh hey Vidar? Do you know of any lady friends who could help me with my real adult big boy problems?"

"I know just the girl my dude."

Well if it is legit though then he really made elaborate something no one would have really cared about if he hadn't made it that way in the first place. But I guess we'll see what the real story is.

Why does he pick a „girlfriend“ from the Netherlands even tho there are „girlfriends“ locally?

Because he is fucking paranoid. He knows that chick for over 2 years now and she has his trust.
It‘s the same way he drives an hour to the same hair dresser he‘s known quite some time now.

True. He's paranoid as fuck, but even then he could have just looked in Oregon. Fuck knows at least one state away means he could get those sweet STDs as often as he wants.
 
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I have a theory that Phil has a porn addiction. This would explain the Brazzier subscription, the masturbation on stream while in a relationship, and Leanna’s apparent unsatisfied sex life (I’d like to be pointed to evidence of this).

Since he’s shown he’s willing to pay for porn, I’m wondering (assuming any of this with this girl is true), if he is one of her VIP Members. He would not only get access to the monthly free webcam show, but also weekly VIP only shows. He may also get a discount for other services. She’s also stated that she’s willing to set up appointments with VIP Members in December, whereas she doesn’t take new clients during this month.

I’m also wondering if there are other ladies out there he’s paying for cam shows.

I’m still very much on the fence about this. I feel like that Phil paying that kind of money is about as unlikely as some hooker just trolling for the lols or the attention. If she is trolling, who is she trolling, the detractors or Phil? All of this could cast serious doubt on his financial situation by raising the question as to whether he’s been lying about his lack of money.

It’s been brought up that an escort such as herself would never disclose any information about any of her clients. But then I must ask why would she put her reputation as a high class escort in danger by trying to drop hints that she has been with Phil this past weekend just to troll the detractors?

That’s what I’m having trouble wrapping my head around this. They are both about equally implausible, but neither impossible. And I find myself leaning towards Phil has been lying about his whole financial situation this whole time. I think that it would be difficult to dispute whether he had this escort over or just some midwestern girl he met online. I have no doubt he paid quite a bit of money for this whole weekend adventure. All the while he has this debt to the State of Washington which is about to come due which he claims could cost him his beloved house.
 
If this escort thing turns out to be true then it play into his habit of paying way to much for shit he can get on the cheap. Paying 12k for the girlfriend experience from a Dutch chick when you can get a south east Asian mail order bride just by virtue of having a green card and a house in an upscale neighborhood.

And it ain't a matter of taste either, Leanna was Asian so he shouldn't have a problem. Nigga just likes living large on his autistic Fandom's dime.
 
the escort theory is even more plausible than the girlfriend theory, who the fuck would date this, thats crazy
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I have a theory that Phil has a porn addiction. This would explain the Brazzier subscription, the masturbation on stream while in a relationship, and Leanna’s apparent unsatisfied sex life (I’d like to be pointed to evidence of this).

Since he’s shown he’s willing to pay for porn, I’m wondering (assuming any of this with this girl is true), if he is one of her VIP Members. He would not only get access to the monthly free webcam show, but also weekly VIP only shows. He may also get a discount for other services. She’s also stated that she’s willing to set up appointments with VIP Members in December, whereas she doesn’t take new clients during this month.

I’m also wondering if there are other ladies out there he’s paying for cam shows.

I’m still very much on the fence about this. I feel like that Phil paying that kind of money is about as unlikely as some hooker just trolling for the lols or the attention. If she is trolling, who is she trolling, the detractors or Phil? All of this could cast serious doubt on his financial situation by raising the question as to whether he’s been lying about his lack of money.

It’s been brought up that an escort such as herself would never disclose any information about any of her clients. But then I must ask why would she put her reputation as a high class escort in danger by trying to drop hints that she has been with Phil this past weekend just to troll the detractors?

That’s what I’m having trouble wrapping my head around this. They are both about equally implausible, but neither impossible. And I find myself leaning towards Phil has been lying about his whole financial situation this whole time. I think that it would be difficult to dispute whether he had this escort over or just some midwestern girl he met online. I have no doubt he paid quite a bit of money for this whole weekend adventure. All the while he has this debt to the State of Washington which is about to come due which he claims could cost him his beloved house.

I guess that's the difference imo. I don't believe Phil is above it at all, and fuck knows worse lolcows have resorted to hookers to get laid so it's not out of the ball park that he would too. Plus who's to say she's even trolling for the lols or using him? Maybe it's a strictly business relationship to her so as long as she gets the money she doesn't care what he asks her to do.
 
The thing is, the "need a house for my girlfriend" narrative only worked because everyone assumed that she was local. If she lives on the other side of the country then hey, moving back to Connecticut would actually make more sense!

(And if she's international then they're fucked. Phil would never pass the immigration standards, and if he somehow magically did he'd be legally required to marry within 90 days of her entering the country on her k-1).
 
I haven't been paying any attention to Phil in the last few months, but this escort girlfriend thing was pretty amusing. However, after looking at the KimberlieBrink twitter account I'm very suspicious of the post history. From 2014/2015 the account posted regularly advertising her services, but in 2016/2017 the account was pretty much dead. Only recently has it started to become active again tweeting at Phil with posts that match up with his "girlfriends" recent visit.

I've seen a lot of spergy behavior around Phil in the past, and I would not be surprised at all if someone got access to a dead account of a former escort and used it to fuck with kiwifarms/Phil. Either way, his reaction to this is humorous and I may actually die from laughter if Phil spent all the donations he got recently on an escort. I will be remaining skeptical about this story though, seems unbelievable.
 
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