Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
How does The Hunger Games, arguably the biggest YA franchise of the past 10 years, fit his "generalization"? And how about The Fault in Our Stars, which sent all book and movie critics bawwwwing?

His "generalization" came solely from Twilight and its legion of clones, effectively a sample size of one.
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No idea but he hates the Hunger Games anyways. Mostly cause of it not showing the Elite to be morally correct supermen who stomp out the parasites known as poor people.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
..Not doin' it. I'm not making a foot joke.
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Well does Bob believe that all 185000 pages of regulations are good? Is he even remotely aware that alot of corporations have championed regulations in hopes that it will basically stop or severely hinder competitors that cannot afford to keep up with the rules? If so I guess he really wants a California where there are pockets of super concentrated wealth with the rest of the land super impoverished.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Well does Bob believe that all 185000 pages of regulations are good? Is he even remotely aware that alot of corporations have championed regulations in hopes that it will basically stop or severely hinder competitors that cannot afford to keep up with the rules? If so I guess he really wants a California where there are pockets of super concentrated wealth with the rest of the land super impoverished.
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A lot of those pages have been added specifically for reasons called "deregulation." However, the "deregulation" just happens to benefit some specific corporation which has a bunch of lengthy, verbose exceptions added in to benefit itself.
 
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Talking about Immigration:
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La La Land? Goobergrapple? Metroid: Other M? Am I stuck in a fucking time loop? Is he gonna bring up Mass Effect 3 again?
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P.S. Is Other M like cowbait or something?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Talking about Immigration:
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P.S. Is Other M like cowbait or something?
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I think that they might be picking unpopular opinions to get hate their way and thus make it seem like they are oppressed or something. Probs some way to move up the stack without trooping out.

If this is the case then it's funny they picked Other M of all things as it turned an actual strong female character into someone who can't handle themselves and does need a man, something which is anti-feminist.

With Bob there's also the fact that it's not an FPS unlike the Prime series and no matter how good they are he can't like them because he can't stand anything associated with dude-bros for example, the Dark Knight Trilogy.
 
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Yeah Bob, why aren't you raking in sweet Hollywood bux right now?
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Bob Chipman: Not understand sayings everyone else can.
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The full quote. See if you can detect The Safdie Brothers being "Smug" and "holier-than-thou".
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(P.S. Their latest movie Good Time is one of my favorites of the year.)
 
Concerning immigration: it seems Bob is really upset that other countries aren't allowed to bring their best and brightest over here. Why isn't he equally concerned about what happens when a poor country in dire need of brainpower loses its best thinkers because they seek greener pastures in the US? What does he think is going to happen to the third world hellholes that these quality immigrants escaped from?

Oh right. Bob doesn't really care about poor people in other countries. He wants to bring together a cabal of the world's smartest people right here in America to develop his Moon Wheat Farms. Fuck the poor people in Africa and South America who are still using technology from the Victorian Era to mass travel and harvest their crops! The only people that matter are those who live where Bob lives...
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Concerning immigration: it seems Bob is really upset that other countries aren't allowed to bring their best and brightest over here. Why isn't he equally concerned about what happens when a poor country in dire need of brainpower loses its best thinkers because they seek greener pastures in the US? What does he think is going to happen to the third world hellholes that these quality immigrants escaped from?

Oh right. Bob doesn't really care about poor people in other countries. He wants to bring together a cabal of the world's smartest people right here in America to develop his Moon Wheat Farms. Fuck the poor people in Africa and South America who are still using technology from the Victorian Era to mass travel and harvest their crops! The only people that matter are those who live where Bob lives...
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But then we'll conquer them once Dictator Chipman takes over the planet to get rid of the outdated notion of "nations". What's the issue?
 
I knew he would see Ferdinand instead of The Last Jedi.
 
Positron said:
I knew he would see Ferdinand instead of The Last Jedi.
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Because of him being a wrestling fanboy or is there something about the movie I haven't heard about? For shame, he likely caused the suicides of at least 5600 young girls for not supporting a movie with a female protagonist instead.
 
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Because of him being a wrestling fanboy or is there something about the movie I haven't heard about? For shame, he likely caused the suicides of at least 5600 young girls for not supporting a movie with a female protagonist instead.
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Not seeing Last Jedi, defending Other M; man, Bob is really not good at being an ally.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Does he shit on DC or mention the Spider-Man Remi movies again?
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If he did, it's not in the text review. There is this, though:

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Any other reservations?
After seeing what Rainn Johnson did here as director, it’s hard to be excited about going back to a thoroughly-average stylistic-mimic like JJ Abrams for the next one.
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EDIT: "The First Order is the Alt-Right to The Empire's old-school Nazis" (Timestamped)

 
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The Valeyard said:
EDIT: "The First Order is the Alt-Right to The Empire's old-school Nazis" (Timestamped)


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Ah a total failure to understand the Nazis and the alt right I'm honestly at a loss as to if he's downplaying the Nazis or the first order for this to make sense. Everything has to be contextualized into simplistic fiction nothing can be understood as itself. He's such a child
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
La La Land? Goobergrapple? Metroid: Other M? Am I stuck in a fucking time loop? Is he gonna bring up Mass Effect 3 again?
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Oh yeah, let's throw a actual report from one of the biggest security agencies in the US out the fucking window, just because they didn't stand alongside the SJWs. Never change bob. Never change.

I'm might be neutral to the Gamergate fiasco, but this goes beyond idiotic

RockVolnutt said:
Because of him being a wrestling fanboy or is there something about the movie I haven't heard about? For shame, he likely caused the suicides of at least 5600 young girls for not supporting a movie with a female protagonist instead.
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He ain't a wrestling fanboy, or even a mark for that manner. He's at best a casual fan due to how disconnected he is to the current product.
 
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I mean, she's a Twitter sperg just like him so, more projection?
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Someone's disagreeing with me, here we go...
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And sperging about board game movies with Nash, featuring stanning for The Rock.
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