Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I got the impression that they didnt like it because it wasnt very good and falls apart in the second act.

Well I know I didn't like it because this movie was two half baked films rolled into one with perhaps the biggest Shark Jump in Star Wars history, but this film was just plain crap in the end.

Bob will probably defend the shit out of this film because of "Muh Disney" and his hatred towards fanbases that don't march lock step with his narrow-minded view of entertainment.
 
Bob feeling the need to constantly compare what he does watching and complaining about movies from the confines of his basement to flying an airplane doesn't suggest any amount of insecurity on his part.
 
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Continuity is for losers or something, I don't know.

Didn't he say that "Yoshi's Island" broke his brain because it retconned Mario and Luigi's origins? Granted, that was when Blob was in high school, but he hasn't emotionally matured since then. It makes me want to see Nintendo reinvent Mario as some wisecracking gun-toting anti-hero in the vein of Duke Nukem with Peach as a pole dancing stripper just to see Blob go Chernobyl on Twitter.
 
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Yeah, get ready for a lot of strawmanning in this post.
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Take your own advice, fatass!
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If this is The Superior Future, I want none of it.
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Christ, he can't even enjoy something without insulting others.
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Yeah, get ready for a lot of strawmanning in this post.
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Take your own advice, fatass!
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If this is The Superior Future, I want none of it.
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Christ, he can't even enjoy something without insulting others.
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Bob, shut the fuck up. Your smug bullshit is the sole reason why you are an unlikable cunt. You strawman so hard that when you argue against a decent human being, everything falls apart.
 
Yeah, get ready for a lot of strawmanning in this post.
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Take your own advice, fatass!
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If this is The Superior Future, I want none of it.
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I just love how Bob will be this way when the hypocritical fatass made a 3+ hours and possibly building review of why Batman V Superman sucked. All and all he is a shit critic that won't even look into the reasons honestly why some (or a considerable) number of fans really don't like this film because them not liking it isn't taking away his enjoyment of it.
 
He's only defending this latest Star Wars movie because the rest of his clique is. He only does and says what he thinks is socially profitable for him. Bob is nothing more than a single (if massively fat) guppy in a vast school of fish.
 
He's only defending this latest Star Wars movie because the rest of his clique is. He only does and says what he thinks is socially profitable for him. Bob is nothing more than a single (if massively fat) guppy in a vast school of fish.
Sometimes real Bob sneaks through like what he's saying about how it'd be a great thing if Disney took over the planet and treated people as commodities as it falls in line with his Superior Future dream. One day that clique is going to hang him for that, even SJWs with an obsession of corporate trash don't want people to be bought and sold, at worst they ignore it and not actively promote it.
 
Yeah, get ready for a lot of strawmanning in this post.
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Take your own advice, fatass!
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If this is The Superior Future, I want none of it.
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Bob is the only human being who manages to make himself look worse than a person who has Pickle Rick as their profile pic.
 
Yeah, get ready for a lot of strawmanning in this post.
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Take your own advice, fatass!
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If this is The Superior Future, I want none of it.
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Christ, he can't even enjoy something without insulting others.
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Mentions Marvel: :agree:
Superiah Futuah: :agree:
Comparison to an older film: :agree:

Anybody up for a game of MovieBob Mad Libs?
 
This was something I was wondering: does his clique even consider him one of theirs? He always struck me as the stereotypical loser trying to ingratiate himself to the group he considers "the cool kids."
Well, he was in that one panel where they argued how FemBusters was a creative success. Although it may just be their clique abusing his loyalty, because he really seems like an useful idiot.
 
Well, he was in that one panel where they argued how FemBusters was a creative success. Although it may just be their clique abusing his loyalty, because he really seems like an useful idiot.

I can’t think of any situation in which Bob could be described as useful.

Maybe as a flotation device.
 
So lemme get this straight: inferior white dude-bros who are the ancient old-school Star Wars fans (who are also 17 tho because they must be inferior to blob in every way) are made about this new Star Wars because it’s “too different” and breaks too many rules... but last time they hated the new Star Wars because it was too samey to the original trilogy to the point of being a carbon copy of A New Hope...

Which one is it, Blob!?
 
I'm fucking tired of listening to your bullshit, but you don't hear me complaining about it.
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Well, add "Sketch comedy" to the pile of things Bob can't do whatsoever.
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And also, this isn't fucking ominous at all.
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