Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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If anyone here should be described as a “....thing”, it’s you and your overly holier-than-thou attitude, Bob.

But tell us again how you don’t think like an actual fucking Nazi.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I can't wait for the Bob-approved 96% fresh Disney adaptation of 1984 where it's about the kooky hijinks of managing the benevolent INGSOC and how much work it takes to protect it from subversive "people".

With Winston and O'Brien playing SMB3 and drinking "sparkling water" in Room 101.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Even that he doesn't exercise, I imagine whatever meat on Blob's bones would be quite tender for anyone desperate enough to eat him though he's 1,000% fat.

His sugar content would give anyone desperate enough diabetes.

Hopefully never.

I wish I could give 10 thousand agrees.

 

[Adamska]

I can't wait for the Bob-approved 96% fresh Disney adaptation of 1984 where it's about the kooky hijinks of managing the benevolent INGSOC and how much work it takes to protect it from subversive "people".

I actually think that'd be a very good concept for a black comedy film. Playing the PR rep of a clearly failing totalitarian system trying to deny the truth of this failure to a cynical and restive populace.

Bob would probably hate it because it runs against his authoritarian streak.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I actually think that'd be a very good concept for a black comedy film. Playing the PR rep of a clearly failing totalitarian system trying to deny the truth of this failure to a cynical and restive populace.

Bob would probably hate it because it runs against his authoritarian streak.

And if it really wants to trigger sjw's, set up as what they view as a Superior future. Bobby will be sent frothy for weeks as he makes a petty take that review

 

[RockVolnutt]

I actually think that'd be a very good concept for a black comedy film. Playing the PR rep of a clearly failing totalitarian system trying to deny the truth of this failure to a cynical and restive populace.

Bob would probably hate it because it runs against his authoritarian streak.

I believe you mean a CoC, a comedy of color. Give them the CoC.

 

[Brother Wind]

I can't wait for the Bob-approved 96% fresh Disney adaptation of 1984 where it's about the kooky hijinks of managing the benevolent INGSOC and how much work it takes to protect it from subversive "people".

You knoe the more I think about it, the more I think Mel Brooks could turn that into an amazing movie

 

[AnOminous]

Bob will probably defend the shit out of this film because of "Muh Disney"

Blob doesn't care about the artistic merits of anything. His only concern is whether it advances his fascist future.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hooray, another waifu that'll leave him thirstier than before.

Cow crossover with Boogie.

I didn't know you could fuck up Ghostbusters so badly, but here we are.

Well, can't wait for Plebbit of all places to tear him apart.

I can't wait for the Bob-approved 96% fresh Disney adaptation of 1984 where it's about the kooky hijinks of managing the benevolent INGSOC and how much work it takes to protect it from subversive "people".

It's stunning when you realize that The Superior Future could just as easily be an idea by Armando Iannucci.

 

[Mola Ram]

Watching this jackhole squeal about The Last Jedi is hilarious. Why is he so dead set on sticking up for it and thumbing fanboy eyes over it? Mostly, I think, because the good guys in this film look like a fucking Benetton ad. I really think that's all it takes to win his approval.

But what's amazing to me is how strident he has to be about all of it. Just unceasing smugness and derision about how smart he is to understand it and how set in their ways the fanboys are for not accepting it (speaking of behavior like that, how're you liking Mario and the Rabbids, Bob?). Does he do this in real life or is he at least merciful enough to restrain it to Twitter? Can you imagine dealing with someone like this in the real world? How long could you last before you finally smacked him upside the head? You could make a game out of it.

By the way, I saw The Last Jedi today, and if you want to avoid Bob's rambling poorly-written reviews, I give you -- since a picture is worth 10,000 words -- the official Mola Ram review, in visual form:

Spoiler

 

[LN 910]

I've seen The Last Jedi also, it's not deep at all. It's Star Wars, of course, so if you're around forty you'll probably like it.

Off topic but related, I heard people championing new Star Wars as "about a group of diverse rebels attacking old whitey." That's completely dumb as I counted loads of Asians and women in the First Order as well as a few black people. It's almost as if it used Disney casting.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've seen The Last Jedi also, it's not deep at all. It's Star Wars, of course, so if you're around forty you'll probably like it.

Hard disagree, my friend.

 

[LN 910]

Hard disagree, my friend.

Would "around 40 and sufficiently brain-damaged" suffice?

 

[Mola Ram]

Would "around 40 and sufficiently brain-damaged" suffice?

Possibly. Let me poll my brain-damaged compatriots and I'll get back to you.

 

[LN 910]

The mentally challenged love Star Wars, so I like my odds.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I've seen The Last Jedi also, it's not deep at all. It's Star Wars, of course, so if you're around forty you'll probably like it.

Off topic but related, I heard people championing new Star Wars as "about a group of diverse rebels attacking old whitey." That's completely dumb as I counted loads of Asians and women in the First Order as well as a few black people. It's almost as if it used Disney casting.

They did it for the last two as well and will do it for Episode IX. Rey is officially the first woman in any movie ever and we have never been this diverse until the next diverse thing comes along which of course will be the first time. It's always about taking down whitey.

Possibly. Let me poll my brain-damaged compatriots and I'll get back to you.

I misread that as brain-drained and wanted to make a joke about forcing 3rd worlders to watch Star Wars.

 

[Mola Ram]

They did it for the last two as well and will do it for Episode IX. Rey is officially the first woman in any movie ever and we have never been this diverse until the next diverse thing comes along which of course will be the first time. It's always about taking down whitey.

Might be backfiring on them. My grizzled old ex-Air Force sergeant father, with whom I've seen every Star Wars since 1980, opined the Resistance was so fucking incompetent because the entire high command was "nothing but skirts."

 

[Kyria the Great]

Might be backfiring on them. My grizzled old ex-Air Force sergeant father, with whom I've seen every Star Wars since 1980, opined the Resistance was so fucking incompetent because the entire high command was "nothing but skirts."

Well the movie felt like the Resistance was an incompetent mess, perhaps with a better writer you could have done something with that. Also if the tracker was focused on the main crusier, what was preventing Finn, Rose, and Po from telling the rest of the fleet that so they could jump to lightspeed and escape?

 

[LN 910]

Well the movie felt like the Resistance was an incompetent mess, perhaps with a better writer you could have done something with that. Also if the tracker was focused on the main crusier, what was preventing Finn, Rose, and Po from telling the rest of the fleet that so they could jump to lightspeed and escape?

I thought they could track them through lightspeed? Doesn't matter, it's Star Wars, let's not sperg about kid shit.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I thought they could track them through lightspeed? Doesn't matter, it's Star Wars, let's not sperg about kid shit.

Well this is less about being Star Wars and more offended by shitty writing which should sperg out anyone with good taste in movies.