Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[deadfool]

I'm pretty sure it's his adoptive Mormon sister that's getting married. He doesn't really have contact with his biological family iirc, and he doesn't talk about them that much anyways. If Russ makes any comment about his family, it's most likely his adoptive one, unless he specifically states otherwise.

 

[uglytroll4u]

The last time he commented on his bio sister was to complain about her living in LA and not letting him use her connections in 'the biz' to help him become famous.

 

[badboy2000]

Forgot to screenshot, but he posted that he knew Taylor hates his book

 

[Guy Smiley]

I'm sure they'll invite him to the reception, but I'm willing to bet his pops laid down the law with a line like "This is your sister's big day. You WILL not ruin it by embarrassing her with your selfish, delusional nonsense. There will be decent people there, so any talk about prostitutes, brothels, law suits, or how you can't get a date is strictly forbidden. If you mess this day up for your sister your mother and I will turn our backs to you. We will never bail you out again when you inevitably screw your life up again. You'll be dead to us. Is that understood?" I'm also willing to bet that one of his parents will be within earshot of him at all times to shut him up when he inevitably starts in with his delusional bullshit.

His parents would never be that frank with him, and they will never cut him off. Even when he brought a fucking gun to school to kill people, they lawyer up Russell on their dime with the best attorney they could get.

My guess is that his dad met with him to explain why Russell was the last to know about the engagement.

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. I imagine Papa Greer probably did (or will) issue some strong warnings about how Russ is to behave at the reception. There might have even been a threat along the lines of what The Dude suggested, but like Nippleless Woman said, they would both know that threat is ultimately hollow. It would just be a way to try and bring home to Russ how important it is that he not screw up his sister's wedding. (But that would require Russ to think about someone other than himself, so haha nice try.)

Fortunately, Mormon engagements are usually pretty short. I doubt we'll have to wait long.

(Oh, and of course he's invited to the reception. Otherwise he'd be reeeee-ing so loud that people in Oregon would hear him.)

 

[xyrichard]

Forgot to screenshot, but he posted that he knew Taylor hates his book

Can we get a screenshot please?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The vast majority of me hopes that Russhole doesn't act like a freak at the wedding, because his sister doesn't deserve having her day turned into a circus.

A tiny bit of me hopes he goes full re.tard and brings a hooker as his date.

 

[The Great Citracett]

So the part about the orchards chain-detonating every computer in the law firm like an EMP device was true-and-honest fact?

 

[Wonder Woman]

Can we get a screenshot please?

Ask and ye shall receive.


https://imgur.com/70WlM4p

 

[Russtard]

I think the truth is somewhere in the middle. I imagine Papa Greer probably did (or will) issue some strong warnings about how Russ is to behave at the reception. There might have even been a threat along the lines of what The Dude suggested, but like Nippleless Woman said, they would both know that threat is ultimately hollow. It would just be a way to try and bring home to Russ how important it is that he not screw up his sister's wedding. (But that would require Russ to think about someone other than himself, so haha nice try.)

Fortunately, Mormon engagements are usually pretty short. I doubt we'll have to wait long.

(Oh, and of course he's invited to the reception. Otherwise he'd be reeeee-ing so loud that people in Oregon would hear him.)

This is the best timeline. I too believe that he's been invited to at least a party of some sort, which is perfect because we might get a slice of artardation without his poor sister having her ceremony wrecked by Strokey.

Anybody have any info on his relationship with his sister as of late? The last I remember him talking about her was when she said that she didn't want her likeness in his book so he made her get hit with dogshit (how that makes it any better is well beyond me).

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

In other news, 2018 is going to be massive

So he doesn't call 9-1-1 "many reasons" (I think he meant many times) because they think he's a drooling retard when he tries to speak?

I call BS. We're talking about the autist who called 9-1-1 to report a driver for hit-and-run because the car touched his arm as it drove by and he wasn't even (really) hurt. Yet, he doesn't call 9-1-1 in any of the times when he had stuff supposedly happen that would've justified calling the cops? Nah.

 

[Pony Horn]

Ohh I agree. I imagine she’s been told on multiple occasions that, “That’s just how your brother, Strokey, is.”

Plus, everyone that knows him knows he’s a hazard. There won’t be a soul at the wedding that hasn’t been prepped by being told, “Don’t talk to Russell about sex workers, Taylor Swift, or trolls..”

His family knows he’s a hazard, and I imagine they have to baby proof all family functions when he does go.

So if he goes there's no chance of anyone approaching him and innocently asking, "So, Russell, how's your paralegal career going?" and triggering him?

I'm gonna hold out hope anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

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...uh huh, sure Russell...

No wonder he's afraid to come here. Look what a triggered little bitch he is about a haha Internet sticker. Imagine he got rated Autistic, Dumb and A-Log on a post.

 

[LaLuna]

Oh wait unless I missed it I don’t think we have ever had confirmation about the gun thing, so did Russell actually tell you that story? He did actually bring a gun to school and was in trouble with the law?

He talked about it. He did do this , and he was arrested at the time. Jail and all. However, his parents got him a kick ass attorney to get him out of trouble. Russell has said this was when he wanted to go into the legal field.

So if he goes there's no chance of anyone approaching him and innocently asking, "So, Russell, how's your paralegal career going?" and triggering him?

I'm gonna hold out hope anyway.

Ohhhhh. It’s possible.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I don't think Russ would ruin the wedding. He knows well enough to not burn his family. He probably is mad about it but won't let it show.

Russ chimps out when someone doesn't act the way he wants, then he gets malicious. Hooker won't fuck me? I'll tell everyone she has AIDS and ruin her! Taylor Swift won't fuck me? I'll write a book and tell the news she shames disabled people and ruin her! Grande won't play my music? I'll sue her in court and ruin her! It's a pattern that I am sure will play out with Katy Perry. Right now he's on Cloud 9 because he THINKS what's going to happen is what he wants to happen. Like Grande, he'll slowly come to the realization it won't and Russell will turn into his true form.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I don't think Russ would ruin the wedding. He knows well enough to not burn his family. He probably is mad about it but won't let it show.

Russ chimps out when someone doesn't act the way he wants, then he gets malicious. Hooker won't fuck me? I'll tell everyone she has AIDS and ruin her! Taylor Swift won't fuck me? I'll write a book and tell the news she shames disabled people and ruin her! Grande won't play my music? I'll sue her in court and ruin her! It's a pattern that I am sure will play out with Katy Perry. Right now he's on Cloud 9 because he THINKS what's going to happen is what he wants to happen. Like Grande, he'll slowly come to the realization it won't and Russell will turn into his true form.

I don't think he would either, I think he'd just be sort of awkward and weird at it, HOWEVER - some people believe that the origin of Russ' insanity is that is physically attractive and socially capable sister went off to Hollywood join "the biz" (As Russ puts it) and succeeds. If that is indeed the origin of it all, the wedding could be a bit of a breaking point.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't think he would either, I think he'd just be sort of awkward and weird at it, HOWEVER - some people believe that the origin of Russ' insanity is that is physically attractive and socially capable sister went off to Hollywood join "the biz" (As Russ puts it) and succeeds. If that is indeed the origin of it all, the wedding could be a bit of a breaking point.

The sister that's getting married is his adoptive sister. The sister that's in the entertainment business is his biological sister, who, along with his biological mom, told him they want they want nothing to do with him and to not contact them again. As far as anyone can tell, beyond being told to fuck off, he's no contact with them ever. I have no idea what his adoptive sister does, but I don't think it's anything Russ is interested in.

EDIT: From what we can tell, being rejected by his biological family was a massive blow to him. In fact, it may have done more damage to him than anyone realizes.

 

[CWCissey]

But to be fair, if I didn't know Russ and was sat next to him at a sober wedding, there couldn't be a more... fascinating person to ask "so Russ.. What do you do?"
A little like a real life Dinner for Schmucks

In other news, 2018 is going to be massive

HEY! That was a firecracker!

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think Russ would ruin the wedding. He knows well enough to not burn his family. He probably is mad about it but won't let it show.

Russ chimps out when someone doesn't act the way he wants, then he gets malicious. Hooker won't fuck me? I'll tell everyone she has AIDS and ruin her! Taylor Swift won't fuck me? I'll write a book and tell the news she shames disabled people and ruin her! Grande won't play my music? I'll sue her in court and ruin her! It's a pattern that I am sure will play out with Katy Perry. Right now he's on Cloud 9 because he THINKS what's going to happen is what he wants to happen. Like Grande, he'll slowly come to the realization it won't and Russell will turn into his true form.

He is now choosing people to harass who are on a realm where they literally don't even know he exists, because they hire people to keep worms like Russ beneath their notice.

 

[Null]

oh man i am laughing crying. even fucking facebook is mocking him.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The sister that's getting married is his adoptive sister. The sister that's in the entertainment business is his biological sister, who, along with his biological mom, told him they want they want nothing to do with him and to not contact them again. As far as anyone can tell, beyond being told to fuck off, he's no contact with them ever. I have no idea what his adoptive sister does, but I don't think it's anything Russ is interested in.

EDIT: From what we can tell, being rejected by his biological family was a massive blow to him. In fact, it may have done more damage to him than anyone realizes.

Ah. Oh shit, my bad. Is this one a babe at least?