Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

 

[Nope]

According to his Swift book, he was expelled. At least that's what I take "asked never to step a foot back at the high school ever again" to mean.

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AH thanks for that, I could not remember the entire book.
sorry about my post

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

He's replied to that comment on his post about his sister getting engaged...

Not sure what to make of this. I doubt his step-family would've kept (been able to keep) it hidden from him from this long (plus, it'd be a fairly long engagement -- our resident Mormons have said that they're typically short), so maybe it's actually his real twin sister? That actually might make sense, because his real family wants nothing to do with him...

Either that, or he's including the time that his sister was dating the guy before she got engaged, since he was never told about any of it.

 

[theshep]

He's replied to that comment on his post about his sister getting engaged...
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Not sure what to make of this. I doubt his step-family would've kept (been able to keep) it hidden from him from this long (plus, it'd be a fairly long engagement -- our resident Mormons have said that they're typically short), so maybe it's actually his real twin sister? That actually might make sense, because his real family wants nothing to do with him...

Either that, or he's including the time that his sister was dating the guy before she got engaged, since he was never told about any of it.

On the flipside of that... His adoptive sister is a Returned Missionary. It isn't uncommon for Missionaries to be engaged to their Boyfriends/Girlfriends before they go out onto the Mission Field, or immediately after their return.

It's still possible for it to be his adoptive sister, this would fit his "years" reply.

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

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Wow, so this is what Russ considers holding his tongue and not saying anything stupid. I'd love to see him completely unfettered, if that's the case.

Also, he's looking forward to his current job and one in the future? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Russell was currently unemployed and seeking a new job. Maybe he thinks his status as a Facebook warrior is his true occupation. If he has a job now, why anticipate a future position? Unless he's accepted the inevitable truth that he will eventually lose any job he holds.

Whatever 2018 holds for our dear lolcow, we can rest assured that Russell Greer's perpetual failure machine will keep chugging along.

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

On the flipside of that... His adoptive sister is a Returned Missionary. It isn't uncommon for Missionaries to be engaged to their Boyfriends/Girlfriends before they go out onto the Mission Field, or immediately after their return.

It's still possible for it to be his adoptive sister, this would fit his "years" reply.

Ok, that's an interesting possibility. Still, she's the one who's been in somewhat regular contact with him. I can easily believe that she'd opt to keep her engagement from him -- any engagement is unwelcome news to him because he's a foreveralone, but a close family member's would especially so. But then, has she been on mission there in SLC this whole time?

Also, he's looking forward to his current job and one in the future? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Russell was currently unemployed and seeking a new job. Maybe he thinks his status as a Facebook warrior is his true occupation. If he has a job now, why anticipate a future position? Unless he's accepted the inevitable truth that he will eventually lose any job he holds.

I did notice that he said his "next professional job". Maybe he's pushing a mop again, and he doesn't feel like that's "professional". He may have slipped up right there by alluding to the fact that he's not currently working in the legal field.

Or maybe you're right and he's unemployed. Neither possibility would surprise me in the least.

 

[Pony Horn]

I have no idea which sister it is but if it's his blood sister and she's washed her hands of him then what's the point of upsetting Russell by telling him that she's engaged and he's the last to know? It seems cruel to me.

Wow, so this is what Russ considers holding his tongue and not saying anything stupid. I'd love to see him completely unfettered, if that's the case.

Also, he's looking forward to his current job and one in the future? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought Russell was currently unemployed and seeking a new job. Maybe he thinks his status as a Facebook warrior is his true occupation. If he has a job now, why anticipate a future position? Unless he's accepted the inevitable truth that he will eventually lose any job he holds.

Whatever 2018 holds for our dear lolcow, we can rest assured that Russell Greer's perpetual failure machine will keep chugging along.

He might have a couple of part-time jobs. That's what it sounded like to me.

 

[The Great Citracett]

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That trademark Russ apology though.

"I'm sorry you chose to hurt me"

"I'm sorry you like to discriminate against the disabled"

"I'm sorry you made me sue you"

"I'm sorry you decided to lose a great employee like me"

Edit: And I remember @SlurpDisRusshole saying that adopted sister would come visit Russ at work, eat lunch with him, drive him places, etc.

That's got to be a kick in the nuts because,

A: He's apparently been always fairly close with her and she kept it from him the whole time.

And B: She's the only family member he's frequently interactive with, and apart from ever-changing roommates and coworkers, probably his only offline social contact besides hookers. I imagine that's gonna vanish once she's married.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Did Russell ever disclose exactly what happened when he tried to contact his bio family?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

He backtracked on the "years" part.

There's so much about this whole comment thread that just doesn't make sense at all. Why say that he messaged her, and then switch back to public comments shortly thereafter? How much did they talk, and about what, in the ~40 minutes between "Messaged you" and her commenting again publicly with another question? Why would he say "years" at first, and then, when logical questions follow, fall back to "lol just kidding guys it's been like a week"?

edit: oh, strike that, I just noticed they're two different people asking. I'm not used to seeing multiple people interact with Russ.

 

[theshep]

But then, has she been on mission there in SLC this whole time?

That I can't give a definitive answer to. Regardless, while she was on her mission in SLC, she wouldn't have (generally) been able to speak to him all that frequently.

There are very strict rules to follow while on a mission, even if it is in the same town. You are not allowed to speak to your family apart from a weekly email, and two phone calls one on Mothers Day and another on Christmas Day. (That's not to say that if you happen to bump into a missionary relative in the local Walmart you won't say hello.) You're not supposed to allow it to go further than the "hello" and the conversation would be very generic anyway.

She might have frequent contact with him, but on her mission I doubt it.

Edit: And as a female she would have been on a mission for 18 months, as opposed to the full two years as a male.

 

[Guy Smiley]

You know, I wonder if someone should use him as a subject for a research paper or dissertation or something.

I've been saying this for a long time, but seriously, someone needs to do a Serial-esque podcast or web series taking an objective look at the lives and backstories of internet weirdos. Season 1 can be Chris Chan, Season 2 can be ADF, and Season 3 can be Russell Greer. (Or maybe swap ADF and Russell.)

 

[The Dude]

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"A valued associate"...that's pretty bold talk for the guy who took mail around to the desks of the REAL law professionals and made messes while eating in the room specifically reserved for nursing mothers. Pretty sure they were able to find another mail clerk within a day or two, and one who was harder working, took fewer breaks, didn't give the rape eyes to every female who entered his line of sight, who didn't abuse company assets to harass people, and who didn't leave drool puddles everywhere he goes. Russ is about as valuable as a soiled diaper.

 

[Spawn]

Lol severance pay my ass. Ol russ probably got unemployment. Lol when kim jong greer here finally snaps it will be fun to watch. Hell we should start a betting pool for charity see how long it will take.

 

[Ryker]

"A value associate"...that's pretty bold talk for the guy who took mail around to the desks of the REAL law professionals and made messes while eating in the room specifically reserved for nursing mothers.

Indeed. Another example of Russhole "bigging" himself up as far as I can see. In my understanding, an "associate" in a law firm is an actual attorney. Good ol' Russ has no law degree. Keep the lies coming, Russell. Shame on you!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I don't think Russ would ruin the wedding. He knows well enough to not burn his family. He probably is mad about it but won't let it show.

Russ chimps out when someone doesn't act the way he wants, then he gets malicious. Hooker won't fuck me? I'll tell everyone she has AIDS and ruin her! Taylor Swift won't fuck me? I'll write a book and tell the news she shames disabled people and ruin her! Grande won't play my music? I'll sue her in court and ruin her! It's a pattern that I am sure will play out with Katy Perry. Right now he's on Cloud 9 because he THINKS what's going to happen is what he wants to happen. Like Grande, he'll slowly come to the realization it won't and Russell will turn into his true form.

And he doesn't do it contemporaneously or in person. He didn't say a peep when he was right there with Ariana Grande- no problem at the moment! He didn't say boo to the judges. When he had that weird encounter with a hooker he stayed until she kicked his ass out. But in every case he'll talk big shit afterwards... online. He's the kind of guy who thinks of the perfect comeback to an insult in the shower the next morning. Except he only imagines it's a perfect comeback and, in fact, it makes no sense whatsoever.

Much profound. Such wow.
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Someone add 'profound' to the ever-increasing list of words* and phrases that Russ uses without understanding.

*this "list" is called the dictionary

 

[xyrichard]

I live somewhere that has far more generous employment law than the USA, and 3 months' severance pay is UNHEARD of - WTF?

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

I live somewhere that has far more generous employment law than the USA, and 3 months' severance pay is UNHEARD of - WTF?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he signed some agreement to go quietly with 3 months pay. Employers do that if they really, really want to get rid of a shitty employee while avoiding lolsuits. 8-9k is cheap insurance against Shitlips’ nonsense.

 

[Viridian]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he signed some agreement to go quietly with 3 months pay. Employers do that if they really, really want to get rid of a shitty employee while avoiding lolsuits. 8-9k is cheap insurance against Shitlips’ nonsense.

Considering how often Russell screeches about people allegedly discriminating against him, you might be right. If he made that same kind of noise at a job after he was disciplined for bad behavior or poor job performance, or if they'd done a Google search and found out his litigation history, they would have quickly determined he was the sue-happy sort. Then it would've been in his employer's best interest to get him to sign a waiver of the right to sue the company over firing him in exchange for, effectively, a bribe of a couple months of extra pay.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he signed some agreement to go quietly with 3 months pay. Employers do that if they really, really want to get rid of a shitty employee while avoiding lolsuits. 8-9k is cheap insurance against Shitlips’ nonsense.

This. Hence Russ having to keep his mouth shut (lol) and not discuss the situation or say anything about it online. He managed to do that whilst they were still paying him fearing they would stop the cheques but now that's come to an end Russ is reneging on that agreement with yet another example of his complete lack of professional and personal integrity.