Careercow Eric Garland - TIME FOR SOME GAME THEORY

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This guy just oozes smug pretensions of knowing more than everyone else.

And considering it's so bad other lolcows with the same trait have called him out for it, that is saying something.

I must admit, though, I would like to know where he gets this frankly ridiculous amount of confidence in his own genius, because at least with someone like Brianna Wu, it comes from being a pampered dumbass who is desperate to act like they are a competent person who has had to work for things the hard way, but I have no clue where this imbecile's arrogance is coming from.
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the RAND corporation, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on russian psyop cells, and I have over 300 confirmed twitter blocks. I am trained in intelligence analysis and I’m the top troll hunter in the entire US resistance movement. You are nothing to me but just another automated troll bot. Law enforcement is loving your IP address, you low-rent, 7th-rate moron psyop fucktard. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak they tunnel through your dogshit routers into your machine. Such a brave face though, I'm SURE you're not being scanned right now. SURE. I WON'T BE THE FIRST GARLAND OF MY LINE TO SPILL BLOOD FOR AMERICA AND THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY AND NEVER THE LAST, YOU FUCKERS. THE STORM IS COMING. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, putin. I can be on twitter anytime, and I can backtrace your IP in seven different ways, and that’s just with my independent consulting firm. Your industry can burn. I will approach you professionally, as I do every activity, but how dare you? You tiny souls. You malignant professionals. How dare you treat anyone this way. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Goddamn you. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. A special message to my harassers: all of you and your false bravado. All of you and how cool you arre. Such frauds. Either you're nervous, or you're too dumb to be. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
This guy talks about the Russians like a Nazi talks about Jewish Conspirators holy shit.
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BTW Eric Garland, we have @Fancy Bear who are actual literal paid Russian military intelligence GRU operative agents.

We eagerly await you talking about us.
 
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He thinks the FBI is going after anyone who makes fun of him on the online. Btw-I do think he is right about Russian election interference, but he doesn't know more than the average person. I don't think CIA agents would hang out and have beers with a guy who gets this mad online.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
He thinks the FBI is going after anyone who makes fun of him on the online. Btw-I do think he is right about Russian election interference, but he doesn't know more than the average person. I don't think CIA agents would hang out and have beers with a guy who gets this mad online.
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Russia did wage a propaganda campaign on behalf of Trump, solely for the purpose of getting the sanctions lifted (which didn't happen). Putin is worth about $200 billion, and stood to make billions more on the sale of Russian oil if the sanctions were lifted. He cares nothing about anything except lining his pockets.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Russia did wage a propaganda campaign on behalf of Trump, solely for the purpose of getting the sanctions lifted (which didn't happen). Putin is worth about $200 billion, and stood to make billions more on the sale of Russian oil if the sanctions were lifted. He cares nothing about anything except lining his pockets.
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Why did Russia meddle with the Brexit vote then?
 
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This guy just oozes smug pretensions of knowing more than everyone else.

And considering it's so bad other lolcows with the same trait have called him out for it, that is saying something.

I must admit, though, I would like to know where he gets this frankly ridiculous amount of confidence in his own genius, because at least with someone like Brianna Wu, it comes from being a pampered dumbass who is desperate to act like they are a competent person who has had to work for things the hard way, but I have no clue where this imbecile's arrogance is coming from.
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This guy makes a hell of a lot of money spewing adderal-fueled nonsense to corporate executives. I’d be stupidly confident if I were him - he scams “smart” people.
 
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omnihitler said:
This guy makes a hell of a lot of money spewing adderal-fueled nonsense to corporate executives. I’d be stupidly confident if I were him - he scams “smart” people.
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Yeah I respect his hustle for conning people who can pay ~$500 to see a pseudo Ted talk in a holiday Inn conference room.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Specifically to make Eric Garland and Louise Mensch, really, really upset on twitter.
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Louise Mensch is particularly amusing, because she has absolutely no idea what she's talking about, and it's obvious. She has no idea how impeachment works, or how the Presidency is filled if it's vacant, or really, anything involving her constant stream of verbal diaherra. She's such an idiot, that the liberal forum I frequent has a banner warning that posting anything from her will result in a ban. Shit, there's a list of sources never to cite in an argument, and she's on there, along with Palmer Report and Occupy Democrats.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Louise Mensch is particularly amusing, because she has absolutely no idea what she's talking about, and it's obvious. She has no idea how impeachment works, or how the Presidency is filled if it's vacant, or really, anything involving her constant stream of verbal diaherra. She's such an idiot, that the liberal forum I frequent has a banner warning that posting anything from her will result in a ban. Shit, there's a list of sources never to cite in an argument, and she's on there, along with Palmer Report and Occupy Democrats.
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Remember when she wrote an op-ed in the times and then a couple weeks later predicted that Trump would be publicly executed for his crimes on the White House lawn?
 
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I'll accept a dirt cheap offer for my soul if it'll mean that Twitter will shut down.
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or better still, have it incorporate in-line adverts that are so processor-intensive they'll bring even the most powerful computer to its knees, and make the site completely unuseable; that'd be proper lol
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
Remember when she wrote an op-ed in the times and then a couple weeks later predicted that Trump would be publicly executed for his crimes on the White House lawn?
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Yeah that's not how it works at all. I do remember her saying that the Supreme Court had told Trump he was going to be impeached, so he couldn't pardon anyone. The Supreme Court isn't involved in impeachment except that the Chief Justice oversees the trial in the Senate. At least try to make your bullshit harder to disprove than a Google search, and the President's power to pardon is pretty much unlimited for federal crimes.

EDIT: I missed that he called himself a futurist. Those are always fun people because they are constantly wrong.
 
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