Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yet when the X-Men will maybe meet up with The Avengers, then you'll cream your jorts.
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Seeing how when the show "interrogated" itself it flirted with being outright garbage, I'm not anticipating the fourth season.
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Is he really so stupid he doesn't understand that buying off critics is part and parcel of buying off competition? Or does he perhaps have something to hide?

Oh who am I kidding, they wouldn't bother to buy off a nonentity like Bob. And if they did, they could probably do it with a Mario Funko doll.
 
Is he really so stupid he doesn't understand that buying off critics is part and parcel of buying off competition? Or does he perhaps have something to hide?
And didn't he tweet about the delayed RT critic score for Justice League, implying WB paid off reviewers to give the movie praise?
 
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And didn't he tweet about the delayed RT critic score for Justice League, implying WB paid off reviewers to give the movie praise?
IIRC, he retweeted Leon "Renegade Cut" Thomas, who called out their show See It/Skip It for withholding the score and for "mugging to the camera".

Again, Bob by proxy is complaining about people mugging and not getting to the point fast enough.
 
It's not too late kid, don't believe his lies!
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The money he got from Part 3 of BvS alone could bankroll part of a Mickey D's run for him.
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Is-is this dude seriously comparing himself to fucking Peter Bogdanovich?
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For reference's sake, Bogdanovich already made The Last Picture Show, What's Up, Doc? and Paper Moon when he was Bob's age.
 
Is-is this dude seriously comparing himself to fucking Peter Bogdanovich?
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For reference's sake, Bogdanovich already made The Last Picture Show, What's Up, Doc? and Paper Moon when he was Bob's age.
I haven't seen any movies by Peter Bogdanovich, but is Bob implying that he was an expert on a single film genre? Because I don't see how he can say that What's Up, Doc? and The Last Picture Show are even remotely in the same category.
 
It's not too late kid, don't believe his lies!
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The money he got from Part 3 of BvS alone could bankroll part of a Mickey D's run for him.
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Is-is this dude seriously comparing himself to fucking Peter Bogdanovich?
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For reference's sake, Bogdanovich already made The Last Picture Show, What's Up, Doc? and Paper Moon when he was Bob's age.

OH MY GOD, BOB! What you do is merely a hobby that gives income. You're not at the Pewdiepie levels of popularity to call it a fucking job. Anybody who sees your videos would call them what there are; A waste of time. Your videos are not informative, nor entertaining. You'll never master the art of making bitching funny. Your approach is obnoxious, Your attitude's toxic, and your treatment toward the other side is pathetic. You're still a child in a body of a 40 year old man that thinks he's Rorschach of both politics, and film.
 
It's not too late kid, don't believe his lies!
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I find it fascinating how Bob gets defensive when eugenics gets brought up in a discussion about him. "QUIT SAYING THAT ABOUT ME, YOU SUB-HUMANS. I DID NOT SAY I WANTED YOU ALL TO BE SLAUGHTERED SO GET BACK IN THE OVEN!". Okay, Bob, whatever you say.
 
I find it fascinating how Bob gets defensive when eugenics gets brought up in a discussion about him. "QUIT SAYING THAT ABOUT ME, YOU SUB-HUMANS. I DID NOT SAY I WANTED YOU ALL TO BE SLAUGHTERED SO GET BACK IN THE OVEN!". Okay, Bob, whatever you say.

Bob is forever trying to fit in the Leftist Kool Kids' Klub, and as stupid as he might be he must be intimately aware how easy it would be to flip that shit on him to the point that he's ostracized for being a bigoted piece of shit. (The fact that Bob is a bigoted piece of shit is just gravy.) I'm convinced that's like half the reason he's hitting the whole "only dudebro alt-righters hate the new Star Wars" -- he's got to sing to keep his place in the choir.
 
I haven't seen any movies by Peter Bogdanovich, but is Bob implying that he was an expert on a single film genre? Because I don't see how he can say that What's Up, Doc? and The Last Picture Show are even remotely in the same category.
Bogdanovich has a hard-on for Golden Age Hollywood, and even wrote a book on John Ford. (The relationship between them mostly revolved around Ford being an irl troll to Bogdanovich.) Hence why pretty much every movie Bogdanovich touches is a love letter to that era. But still, the fact that Bob has the gall to compare himself to Bogdanovich despite the fact that the closest thing to a movie he made is The Game Overeater is fucking absurd.
 
Bob is forever trying to fit in the Leftist Kool Kids' Klub, and as stupid as he might be he must be intimately aware how easy it would be to flip that shit on him to the point that he's ostracized for being a bigoted piece of shit. (The fact that Bob is a bigoted piece of shit is just gravy.) I'm convinced that's like half the reason he's hitting the whole "only dudebro alt-righters hate the new Star Wars" -- he's got to sing to keep his place in the choir.
He could always try getting in with the "GIVE ME THE WHITE GENOCIDE NOW! IT IS INEVITABLE! WE SHALL BE LIBERATED ONCE EVERYONE WITH LESS PIGMENT THAN ME IS DEAD!" crowd which he kinda already fits in. That crowd is going to be buttfucked by reality hard but why not?
 
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