Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Theme beats story is one of the stupidest things to come out of a "critics" mouth that I can recollect. By that logic, Batman V Superman should be a masterpiece because the themes of that movie are the fear of a godlike being and the consequences of going after said being. Even in something like Star Wars, you must adhere to some degree of universal logic, otherwise viewers cannot suspend disbelief and immersion into the film shall be broken.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Day in, day out with his toxic ass.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Theme beats story is one of the stupidest things to come out of a "critics" mouth that I can recollect. By that logic, Batman V Superman should be a masterpiece because the themes of that movie are the fear of a godlike being and the consequences of going after said being. Even in something like Star Wars, you must adhere to some degree of universal logic, otherwise viewers cannot suspend disbelief and immersion into the film shall be broken.

No, that's a bad theme. Bob wants to be a godlike being, there is no downsides to this.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Day in, day out with his toxic ass.
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Something tells me Bob never took History classes in high school.

Or took high school.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Day in, day out with his toxic ass.
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The mental gymnastics in the first one is astonishing. How do you go from less illegal immigration to ethnic cleansing?

 

[Positron]

So Bobby thinks whether you choose to play games on a PC or a game console has a bearing on the validity of your argument about immigration policy?

[shocker]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So Bobby thinks whether you choose to play games on a PC instead of a game console has a bearing on the validity of your argument about illegal aliens?

If Bob did as much physical exercise as he does mental gymnastics, he would be buff as all hell.

 

[Mola Ram]

I especially like his assumption that people who attack whites in general surely can't be talking about him. It's odd, he's usually too malicious to be that naive. But then I guess that Brobdignagian ego of his covers a multitude of idiocies.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I especially like his assumption that people who attack whites in general surely can't be talking about him. It's odd, he's usually too malicious to be that naive. But then I guess that Brobdignagian ego of his covers a multitude of idiocies.

Bob is exactly one of the people on my mind if I insult white people. His hate of other white people has the opposite of the intended effect and is the whitest thing to do.

 

[Hiragana]

So Bobby thinks whether you choose to play games on a PC or a game console has a bearing on the validity of your argument about immigration policy?

[shocker]

Didn't he say the 'console wars' was his personal vietnam? Playstation dethroning the SUPERIOR NINTENDO must've felt like the loss at Saigon for him. The election of Trump he blames on PC bros and GG daring to attack Saint Anita. While Xbox probably caused 9/11 or something equally horrible, the Rwandan genocide maybe?

If only Nintendo had won the last US election we'd be growing moon wheat and Mario would've crushed the inferior American under his iron boots.

 

[link1234]

So Bobby thinks whether you choose to play games on a PC or a game console has a bearing on the validity of your argument about immigration policy?

[shocker]

If it wasn't this it would be something else. It has gone beyond annoying Bob's little deflection of check profile pic, check the bio or check the timeline for any one little thing that I can use to ignore the argument that I can obviously not refute. It is his only move he can do. Does he even think what he does is clever? At this point in time it makes it him look like a coward looking for the exit in any debate. It is about the same level of intelligence and wittiness as "I know you are but what am I?".

 

[BR55]

I especially like his assumption that people who attack whites in general surely can't be talking about him. It's odd, he's usually too malicious to be that naive. But then I guess that Brobdignagian ego of his covers a multitude of idiocies.

Like all self hating White Liberals Bob's vitriol always comes with the self serving rationalization that "This doesn't apply to me because I'm one of the good ones". A credit to his race if you will. Of course anyone who isn't a self loathing cuck knows this is a shitty way to view life with an even shittier justification but's this is Bob Chip'sAhoy!man we're talking about.

Bob is exactly one of the people on my mind if I insult white people. His hate of other white people has the opposite of the intended effect and is the whitest thing to do.

^So true. So painfully True.

 

[HY 140]

Or took high school.

he flunked do hard he got sent back to preschool

 

[Gordon Cole]

If it wasn't this it would be something else. It has gone beyond annoying Bob's little deflection of check profile pic, check the bio or check the timeline for any one little thing that I can use to ignore the argument that I can obviously not refute. It is his only move he can do. Does he even think what he does is clever? At this point in time it makes it him look like a coward looking for the exit in any debate. It is about the same level of intelligence and wittiness as "I know you are but what am I?".

That's why he refuses to debate anyone irl, and gets salty whenever you try to hold him to the standards of an actual debate. It's like shouting at a fat, diabetic wall.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's why he refuses to debate anyone irl, and gets salty whenever you try to hold him to the standards of an actual debate. It's like shouting at a fat, diabetic wall.

He's gonna really hate grad school.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob is exactly one of the people on my mind if I insult white people. His hate of other white people has the opposite of the intended effect and is the whitest thing to do.

It's almost Zen, like killing the Buddha you meet on the road. The white guy who hates all white guys is the whitest white guy who ever whited.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's almost Zen, like killing the Buddha you meet on the road. The white guy who hates all white guys is the whitest white guy who ever whited.

I read this as, "If you meet Bob Chipman on the road, kill him." Well, maybe slap him around a little.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is the epitome of the nerdy white guys that black comedians make fun of.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's almost Zen, like killing the Buddha you meet on the road. The white guy who hates all white guys is the whitest white guy who ever whited.

It's like a strange racial version of Nice Guys. I was okay with being your friend up until you went on a tirade about how everyone that looks like yourself should be dead along with everyone else who gets in the way.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

It's almost Zen, like killing the Buddha you meet on the road. The white guy who hates all white guys is the whitest white guy who ever whited.

There is an actual Buddhist concept that explains that hating racists and the like is almost as bad since you're hating them for hating someone else. I'm simplifying it, but it basically points out the hypocrisy of hating racists for hating other people, because in the end you're hating someone too.

That applies to Bob in a lot of ways, since he decries Trump voters as hateful subhumans who don't deserve the same rights as the Superior Future, but Bob himself is disgustingly hateful. I seriously wonder how he would react if someone pointed that out to him since Buddhism isn't a "white" religion like Christianity and it pretty much goes against his entire thought process.