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Freshtodeath said:
can you imagine him having an employee? he'd pay them in cheetos. I'd think having a creative space away from home would be fun. It would also eliminate feeling lazy and feel like you're actually going to work.
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I can imagine it; he refused to pay Howard's buds, gipped John out of anything but gas money, and just generally proved he'd be both the husband and the wife from the now defunct Amy's Baking Company in terms of handling employees.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
can you imagine him having an employee?
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"Okay *snort* Listen up. I really want you, okay, to not edit anything. Because this is my style, okay? Raw unedited khantent. This lifts me up from the rest, okay? *burp* So here is the deal and I'm honest with you, because I'm an honest guy. We create khantent and upload it to my channel. Not yours, because I need the money, I really do, so I can keep my house. Fuck you and your needs, it's all about meee. Reeee."

Sometimes I wonder if I stared too deep into the abyss. Or if I'm already in there.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
"Okay *snort* Listen up. I really want you, okay, to not edit anything. Because this is my style, okay? Raw unedited khantent. This lifts me up from the rest, okay? *burp* So here is the deal and I'm honest with you, because I'm an honest guy. We create khantent and upload it to my channel. Not yours, because I need the money, I really do, so I can keep my house. Fuck you and your needs, it's all about meee. Reeee."

Sometimes I wonder if I stared too deep into the abyss. Or if I'm already in there.
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I disagree, the minute Phil has someone else to any of his heavy lifting, he'd ask why they aren't doing more of it for him. This would inevitably spiral downward to the point where Phil would start trying to justify his employees paying him for the privilege of working for him.

DSP with any actual kind of position of authority would be gross, because I don't see any evidence he wouldn't hypocritically abuse the power.
 
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Darksydepickle said:
Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIvWPoEZQQ

That is the IG now. He does crappy toy reviews for kids. HE also has a spin off channel in which he ACTUALLY plays with toys.

So, in a way, maybe, maaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeee DSP isn't as bad off as it could've been. But what's worse, doing shitty videos playing with toys for children.... or begging for money every day?
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neger psykolog said:
Wow. It's only been running slightly longer than a year and he has 250k subs, which is a lot more than DSP. All of his videos get more views too.
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Who knew someone playing with puppets as a channel would get more subs and attention ? lol
 
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Original TKOH thread (neutral/supportive OP) about the OPseat fallout is now gone. Wasn't witness to which mods were online at the time. RIP. By the way, these posts are most likely not being deleted. Simply hidden to non-moderators.

Wurstbrot said:
Sometimes I wonder if I stared too deep into the abyss. Or if I'm already in there.
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Posting in the DSP subforum on Kiwi Farms means you're in at least as deep as the tips of your toes.

Radical Goodspeed said:
I disagree, the minute Phil has someone else to any of his heavy lifting, he'd ask why they aren't doing more of it for him. This would inevitably spiral downward to the point where Phil would start trying to justify his employees paying him for the privilege of working for him.

DSP with any actual kind of position of authority would be gross, because I don't see any evidence he wouldn't hypocritically abuse the power.
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The go-to defense of him is to point out his powerlessness, and lack of danger to anyone but himself. But Kaveri, the dox harvest, and Leanna's hospital visit are among the most widely reviled DSP moments. What's common about them is that they're all moments when he had power over or responsibility for someone else.
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Phil is a huge diva, and instinctively looks to push his workload onto others. He is not goal-oriented. Remember KOCC? Remember him asking fans to timestamp clicks for him so he could put them into montage? Without someone telling him about the bitrate changes on Twitch (a rationale soon-after abandoned), he would literally be homeless. Needs a whole backing cast worth of help to do his job, and a live-in maid to make sure he doesn't shit his pants and get SIDS.
 
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neger psykolog said:
New 10 minute video dedicated to DSP by some dude called "Mundane Chats" (idk if thats popular or whatever):
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tbh the ego of MundaneMatt is probably just as inflated as DSP. The dude thinks he's hot shit cause he was part of the gamergate crowd. He shoehorns that fact into every video somehow.

Edit: He was also into that Kekistan bullshit. Really showing the man who's boss eh?
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Wow, Matt is such an idiot! Doesn't he know that Phil's views just keep going up and up and up? He's more popular than ever! Sure detractor websites like socialblade or YouTube that make up completely false view numbers will say he's not doing good. That's because Google is a stupid bunch of idiots who spend all their time trying to ruin Phil. This is his most positive year ever and if you don't believe that you are a sheep.
 
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http://twinge.tv/channels/darksydephil

Wonder if anyone in the gout clan is aware of this site. As of my posting this, Phil has streamed 646 times since his return to Twitch 426 days ago, in broadcasts totalling 2,276 hours and 40 minutes. Attempts to know what his viewership is have been hindered greatly due to botting, which started in the latter 3/4 of 2017. And his "true" follower count is obscured from us, due to Twitch's new auto-follow system for new accounts. Clearly, many of these followers don't watch him.

His most played games are shitty RPGs, fighters, and PUBG somehow in second. Only done 45 hours of IRL streams to date. Didn't even make the top 10.

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And of course his pitiful community review averages.
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neger psykolog said:
DSP got banned for some reason on the Shoryuken forums (which is well known). What seems to be less known is that he had another username he started using afterwards which has some quality posts:

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http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/126507/stop-saying-fuck/p2
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It's pointless what you're doing, @neger psykolog. Every so often people find old forum posts of his, and the ready excuse is that he has been hated, apparently, since before he even graduated high school. And any forum posts you see purporting to be written by him are impersonations. The work of negative, malicious, limp dick morons. Seriously.

He caught himself in a whopper some time ago, some stupid posts on a forum account people had deduced were his led people to another user thanking Phil for gifting him an XB360. Phil denied this, meanwhile the guy had made a YT video thanking him once again. And guess whose account was in the comments section telling any "jealous" people to die in a fire? (@EddyB43 might remember more? :optimistic:)
 
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That-Guy-Tray said:
dsp says in this video that he has every video he's ever uploaded on an external hard drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aoL2r3v908
thats a lot of videos, maybe this is where all his money is going
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That must be some hard drive.

You reminded me of something. I recall about a year ago I ran into a guy that archives quite a bit on the internet. He actually did the awesome Spoony archive that is over 700 vids: Spoony Archive

So I questioned him about potentially archiving DSP's work. He wasn't up to it, said it would take months and months and terabytes upon terabytes even with help. He has been doing it for years and DSP by himself may have more videos than what he has archived already. Not impossible but a lot of work.

If he does have everything on an external, its massive.
 
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ThePlagueTND said:
That must be some hard drive.

You reminded me of something. I recall about a year ago I ran into a guy that archives quite a bit on the internet. He actually did the awesome Spoony archive that is over 700 vids: Spoony Archive

So I questioned him about potentially archiving DSP's work. He wasn't up to it, said it would take months and months and terabytes upon terabytes even with help. He has been doing it for years and DSP by himself may have more videos than what he has archived already. Not impossible but a lot of work.

If he does have everything on an external, its massive.
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man i miss spoony.
also i'd guess he has MANY externals since his word "everything" seems to imply that he even has his camera on a tripod days. all of probably varying sizes since i wouldn't expect dsp to be as forward thinking as to just splerg on a server if he wanted to archive everything
 
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neger psykolog said:
DSP got banned for some reason on the Shoryuken forums (which is well known). What seems to be less known is that he had another username he started using afterwards which has some quality posts:

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It's amazing to how this guy Geo predicted DSP's career trajectory over 10 years ago.

It's also amazing (and unsurprising) that DSP has shown no personal growth for over 10 years.

Also, I am too lazy to go back and quote this, but Mundane Matt already has a thread here.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mundane-turn-off-that-pesky-adblock-matt-matt-jarbo.18394
 
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