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I hope Eli gets a plane home, finds Jace, and screams in his face.
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This isn't fun.
It isn't sad.
It's sick.
Jace needs help. Not Jesus, real fucking help. The kind with straightjackets and no wifi. He needs to return to planet reality and realize how his actions affect others by whatever means.
It isn't sad.
It's sick.
Jace needs help. Not Jesus, real fucking help. The kind with straightjackets and no wifi. He needs to return to planet reality and realize how his actions affect others by whatever means.
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eh, I'm having a good time. this is quality...a legendary day.
edit: the tupacalypse could have ended very disappointingly. this was highly climactic.
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Need a video of Eli discussing the recent turn of events.
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Jace like cut off contact and I have no money to get home. I can't go to the embassy cuz like I'm a secret agent man and they try to arrest me. So I'm just going to play Runescape in an alley way. Jace has a lazy eye because he is a faggot. I imagine the next update will be something like this. I can't wait for the inventible confrontation between the two. It is going to be awesome.
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US embassy just woke up on twitter.
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So far they're only retweeting news about the ceasefire. I checked the Hebrew tweets with Google Translate, too.
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"omg this total fag jace who isnt even a marine because he fucking has lazy eye fucking heard from some islam ghosts or shit that tupac was being held by gays and fucking all i had was this gay ass crossbow and fucking now jace wont give me an xbox"
[one thought about paperwork later]
"I'm just going to put down 'separated from tour group', okay, Eli? We'll get you home soon."
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Provided they can find him. Granted, he's been dicking around the exact same few blocks, but he might have tried to find the embassy and...yeah.
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First of all, this is 100 times more hilarious than any of CWC's sagas. I am literally in tears reading all of these tweets.
A few things:
#1. This was not Jace's plan, it was Tyce's plan. Jace just funded it.
#2. Tyce has been absolutely silent during this. He hasn't tweeted in over two weeks.
#3. Eli was not one of Jace's friends, he was friends with Tyce. He was on Tyce's side during the Civil War and hasn't been seen in videos hanging out with Jace.
To Jace, Eli wasn't a "friend" but a "soldier" on a "mission". This is real life for him, he is delusional enough to believe that Eli is capable of sneaking into a warzone and carrying out an assassination with a homemade crossbow. Eli failed to take this seriously, as evidenced by his last two videos where he identified a bunch of dudes playing volleyball as a "Nazi training camp" and a construction area as a place where a "bombing took place". Jace, who has probably invested nearly $1,000 in this mission, became angry with the lack of results and eventually did agree to send him $300 until he was called a "lazy eyed faggot". Jace's idea to cut him off almost seems rational at that point, even if it is kind of cold.
To me, the real asshole in this is Tyce. REMEMBER THIS WAS HIS IDEA. Either two things happened.
A. Tyce tells Eli to fuck around in Israel for a couple weeks, post some videos that look like he's trying, and come back to receive an XboxOne for his effort. Eli, being almost as gullible as Jace, agreed to do this despite only having a one-way ticket.
B. Eli was in Israel sometime earlier this year and made this as a joke to troll Jace into giving him money. There's a lot of evidence about this (few specific details of the mission in the videos, the fact that he's been wandering around a couple city blocks, and finally that he could have shot all of that footage in a single day. When Jace dropped him off at the airport, he got a refund on his ticket, and spent the last couple weeks hanging out with Tyce and smoking blunts to the dome with that refund money.
If it is A., Tyce is worse than Jace for maintaining his silence and at the very least not calling Jace out for his bullshit and telling him to send Eli money since Eli is Tyce's friend and it was Tyce's idea in the first place. If B., well then, honestly? I don't think Tyce is smart enough to pull off plan B.
tl;dr Jace may be a bad commander, but Tyce is a bad friend.
EDIT: I just thought of a third theory. Eli pissed Tyce off and Tyce came up with this plan knowing that Jace was gonna sperg on him and leave him stranded in Israel. If Eli survives and comes back in a fit of rage, Tyce can deflect all the blame toward Jace.
A few things:
#1. This was not Jace's plan, it was Tyce's plan. Jace just funded it.
#2. Tyce has been absolutely silent during this. He hasn't tweeted in over two weeks.
#3. Eli was not one of Jace's friends, he was friends with Tyce. He was on Tyce's side during the Civil War and hasn't been seen in videos hanging out with Jace.
To Jace, Eli wasn't a "friend" but a "soldier" on a "mission". This is real life for him, he is delusional enough to believe that Eli is capable of sneaking into a warzone and carrying out an assassination with a homemade crossbow. Eli failed to take this seriously, as evidenced by his last two videos where he identified a bunch of dudes playing volleyball as a "Nazi training camp" and a construction area as a place where a "bombing took place". Jace, who has probably invested nearly $1,000 in this mission, became angry with the lack of results and eventually did agree to send him $300 until he was called a "lazy eyed faggot". Jace's idea to cut him off almost seems rational at that point, even if it is kind of cold.
To me, the real asshole in this is Tyce. REMEMBER THIS WAS HIS IDEA. Either two things happened.
A. Tyce tells Eli to fuck around in Israel for a couple weeks, post some videos that look like he's trying, and come back to receive an XboxOne for his effort. Eli, being almost as gullible as Jace, agreed to do this despite only having a one-way ticket.
B. Eli was in Israel sometime earlier this year and made this as a joke to troll Jace into giving him money. There's a lot of evidence about this (few specific details of the mission in the videos, the fact that he's been wandering around a couple city blocks, and finally that he could have shot all of that footage in a single day. When Jace dropped him off at the airport, he got a refund on his ticket, and spent the last couple weeks hanging out with Tyce and smoking blunts to the dome with that refund money.
If it is A., Tyce is worse than Jace for maintaining his silence and at the very least not calling Jace out for his bullshit and telling him to send Eli money since Eli is Tyce's friend and it was Tyce's idea in the first place. If B., well then, honestly? I don't think Tyce is smart enough to pull off plan B.
tl;dr Jace may be a bad commander, but Tyce is a bad friend.
EDIT: I just thought of a third theory. Eli pissed Tyce off and Tyce came up with this plan knowing that Jace was gonna sperg on him and leave him stranded in Israel. If Eli survives and comes back in a fit of rage, Tyce can deflect all the blame toward Jace.
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It's a shame that Eli isn't stupid enough to film something that had a solid date printed on it, thus allowing us to identify when the videos were made. Though I think we can assume, somehow, the first "I'm on the plane, bitches!" video was not filmed on the actual first plane trip as it doesn't fit into the timetable we drew up, though at the same time the mention of him missing "Advanced Warfare" release date (which is the start of November) does still suggest this was planned ahead of time and that used as a time marking buffer to "prove" this all happened before a date Jace gave two shits about.
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The Muslim Ghost (a.k.a. MUHAMMAD!!!) is going to have to be released again to punish Jace for his misdoings.
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I kind wish Eli was pissed enough and clever enough to side with the trolls and trick Jace into thinking he died for just a day to see how he'd react. What kind of freak out would we see? How much would he believe he was at fault? Would he even believe he was at fault? How far would he go to cover his ass?
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