Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Le Bateleur]

If Eli gets caught with hash, how bad will it likely be for him?

EDIT: Just saw DeagleDad's post. Hash looks the least of his problems atm.

 

[The Dude]

I have no words.
There's no possible way he'll actually get into Gaza...right? Right?

They said the same thing about Chris getting laid, even with a hooker. However Gaza is one of the most restrictive areas in the world and they would LOVE to get some young American Imperialist infidel to make an example of.

 

[lockthetaskbah]

He's actually headed towards Gaza. Those are IDF soldiers. Fuck me. He's going to die, isn't he?

RIP in peace Eli Vance
Goodnight Sweet Prince

 

[LOLlolcow]

Welp this is a bus route from Tel Aviv to Yavne. I don't know if it's *the* bus route he's using, but...
http://www.rome2rio.com/s/Tel-Aviv/Yavne

I feel like the people of the cwcki forums could seriously be private investigators, so I wouldn't be surprised if you could pin down way more than this

 

[lockthetaskbah]

Welp this is a bus route from Tel Aviv to Yavne. I don't know if it's *the* bus route he's using, but...
http://www.rome2rio.com/s/Tel-Aviv/Yavne

I feel like the people of the cwcki forums could seriously be private investigators, so I wouldn't be surprised if you could pin down way more than this

CSI: Israel

 

[Dr. Meme]

Eli sounds like he's on the verge of dying. I honestly can't believe he didn't go to the embassy and is now going towards the WARZONE.

Also, did Eli spend all his money on weed? Is that why he slept in a homeless shelter?

 

[Organic Fapcup]

RIP Eli, you fucking idiot.

 

[MurcDusen]

Now any and all doubts in me of this being legit have been washed away. But what exactly is Eli's mission at this point? Didn't Jace say in the conference that the whole Tupac idea might have been stupid? And even the assassination thingy? Is Eli only going after Al-Gamerfood now? Might that have been the plan all along? Was there some kind of tactical misinformation involved from the beginning?
(The first video with the plane was a ruse, right? A stupid one, yes, but Tyce, Jace or whoever was the head behind this certainly did think about that aspect)

 

[Optimus Prime]

Just when I thought Eli couldn't get himself into more shit...

Nothing you guys haven't seen before:

I just wanna say that I absolutely love that avatar you've got there, Burned Man.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

 

[LOLlolcow]

Now I'm curious...where did Eli get the Islams for this? It seems kind of far fetched that they'd let him on a bus with soldiers presumed to be with the IDF at no charge...or at all.

 

[bacterium]

Yeah, this video makes me call bullshit. I was totally believing it yesterday, but now..
Why doesn't he mention the events from yesterday other than with text overlay?

 

[WachtAmWeb]

This is some insane shit. However, I do think it's odd that Eli's videos have that Windows Movie Maker text overlay - forgive me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that require access to a PC to produce? Eli only has a phone. I doubt Eli is filming this, sending the raw footage to Jace and then having Jace add in the text - for starters, Jace would censor out any mention of his own horrid behaviour yesterday.
Also, Yavne is still not very close to Gaza - it's about a third of the way there from Tel Aviv.
Also, did Eli use all his remaining Islams to pay for his bus ticket, intending to walk the remaining 28 miles to the border in the heat of a Mediterranean August?
Also, is Eli really so scared of Jace's ability to rat him out that he's willing to completely forget all his plans of going to the US Embassy? How fucking stupid is he?

 

[Zim]

The only way it isn't is if this is actually just a normal bus and not an IDF bus. At any rate, no matter if this is all fake or not, I'm immensely entertained.

 

[Dr. Meme]

This is some insane shit. However, I do think it's odd that Eli's videos have that Windows Movie Maker text overlay - forgive me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that require access to a PC to produce? Eli only has a phone. I doubt Eli is filming this, sending the raw footage to Jace and then having Jace add in the text - for starters, Jace would censor out any mention of his own horrid behaviour yesterday.
Also, Yavne is still not very close to Gaza - it's about a third of the way there from Tel Aviv.
Also, did Eli use all his remaining Islams to pay for his bus ticket, intending to walk the remaining 28 miles to the border in the heat of a Mediterranean August?
Also, is Eli really so scared of Jace's ability to rat him out that he's willing to completely forget all his plans of going to the US Embassy? How fucking stupid it he?

He's got his PC, cause he needs to feed his runescape addiction.

And anyone who takes orders from jace has to be pretty darn stupid.

 

[copypaste]

He's actually headed towards Gaza. Those are IDF soldiers. Fuck me. He's going to die, isn't he?

Good bye Eli. This one's for you.

 

[asswaterwafers]

I have full faith in Eli. Why dont you guys?hes almost at gaza

 

[Duke Nukem]

He's actually headed towards Gaza. Those are IDF soldiers. Fuck me. He's going to die, isn't he?

Nah, he'll be fine. I'm sure the IDF will help him out, maybe give him a weapon or two to help with the mission?

 

[KaiserC]

This entire clusterfuck is so stupid that I can't tell between realitY aNd auTistIc dASSLQWVSBI

 

[BillRiley]

I have no words.
There's no possible way he'll actually get into Gaza...right? Right?

Well, here's what the Gaza border looks like...

Spoiler

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So what are the chances of a spoiled upperclass douchbag dudebro getting through that? I'd estimate the odds at somewhere between Fuck and All.