Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[SteelPlatedHeart]

As a Turtles fan, the designs for the Turtles are alright, while Raph’s sais being replaced is upsetting, at least they weren’t replaced with a grappling hook like Mikey’s nunchucks were at some point in the 87 series.
I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but I’m not too excited about April and Splinter’s designs.

That would explain why Mikey’s weapon is now a grappling hook looking thing too.

 

[Owlflaps]

As a Turtles fan, the designs for the Turtles are alright, while Raph’s sais being replaced is upsetting, at least they weren’t replaced with a grappling hook like Mikey’s nunchucks were at some point in the 87 series.
I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but I’m not too excited about April and Splinter’s designs.

I'm actually more concerned about them playing up stereotypes.

If April O'Neil is portrayed as a sassy black girl from the hood and Splinter is portrayed as a short balding Asian I'm going to lose my shit.

-Que autistic hissing and screeching-

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

As a Turtles fan, the designs for the Turtles are alright, while Raph’s sais being replaced is upsetting, at least they weren’t replaced with a grappling hook like Mikey’s nunchucks were at some point in the 87 series.
I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt, but I’m not too excited about April and Splinter’s designs.

Some of the turtles are better than others, but taken all together it's definitely a hard move towards the whole "CalArts trend" or whatever you'd call it. The series has a good 90% chance of sucking hard and Dobson will lovingly watch every episode if it does (or at least claim to).

That would explain why Mikey’s weapon is now a grappling hook looking thing too.

They've actually done that a lot anyway, since apparently Britain is scared as fuck of ninjas and won't even allow the word to be uttered within their borders. (This has some relation to gang violence? At least that's the excuse someone always gives when you point out how ridiculous Britain's existence is.) But along with the word "ninja" they also forbid even the depiction of nunchucks, since if their people knew you could make a weapon by chaining two sticks together the entire country would apparently fall.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So they got rid of Raph's sais, presumably for some bizarre censorship reason, but Leo's swords are okay? Even dumber to replace them with tonfas of all things too. Not only are those more suited to a defense-centric fighting style, which doesn't fit the character at all, but the whole reason for him having sai specifically is that they served as an offset for Leo's swords and vice versa - which made sense since they were often butting heads with each other.

The longer you look at this mess, the more you notice all these confusing details that build up into one big clusterfuck.

And yet they added a giant metal spike to the end of Donny’s bo staff. Plus the metal on the sides that make it look more like a mace

 

[ZehnBoat]

"A depressing amount of the comments..."
Let that sink in. Blue Bear here thinks it is depressing the amount of comments saying that they never seen anyone being racist.

an average person would have used that info to realize "hey, maybe racism isn't as big as i thought it was.
people like dobby use it and think "hey, maybe all these people are actually racist"

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Oh my fucking god...
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You would think most people, even children, aren't stupid enough to not spot the fact that Kermit is a puppet.

But Dobson's autism trascends all logical limits.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Jesus CHRIST, what a dickehead!

 

[TheClorax]

Alright, to be fair with that new April O’Neale design, the original April was black too.

Back to Dobson, he’s so fat that if he could get on a scale, it’d break before he got a foot onto it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Is Dobson on his period? He's been extra cranky lately. Maybe being banned from Twitter made it hard to vent all his pointless rage and now he has to make up for it by being extra assholy.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Jesus, Dobsom would miss the point if it were being shoved right into his eye.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is Dobson on his period? He's been extra cranky lately. Maybe being banned from Twitter made it hard to vent all his pointless rage and now he has to make up for it by being extra assholy.

He got a massive ego boost from the Black Panther comic he did going viral, so now he thinks he can be a jackass to anyone who disagrees with him because of all the “fans” he has.

Basically how Moviebob has been operating for years.

 

[Spellskite]

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I don't think I've ever encountered someone who hates change more than Dobson, so that's kind of silly coming from him. He only likes change if it makes people he dislikes upset, because he's a spiteful little monkey.

 

[Coster]

The saddest part is with all of this sudden newfound attention Dobson could've bounced back and have been relevant again if he could stop being a miserable asshole.

 

[Cuttlefish]

They've actually done that a lot anyway, since apparently Britain is scared as fuck of ninjas and won't even allow the word to be uttered within their borders. (This has some relation to gang violence? At least that's the excuse someone always gives when you point out how ridiculous Britain's existence is.) But along with the word "ninja" they also forbid even the depiction of nunchucks, since if their people knew you could make a weapon by chaining two sticks together the entire country would apparently fall.

I was 10 when the whole Ninja Turtle thing hit the UK and there was a big backlash against any mention of the word ninja (to the extent the 87 cartoon was called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, with just as badly overdubbed theme tune) and remember Michaelangelo being edited out of any fight scene since you couldn't show nunchucks. Presumably this was because nunchucks could be easily built, but if that was the case why weren't they scared of kids finding a 2 by 4 and playing Donatello? I'd think a big ass piece of wood would be much easier to find rather than having to get two small bits of wood and then fix a chain to them...

 

[RockVolnutt]

>Female Thor is a new character
Ah yes, Jane Foster from 1962...

A character who they did this idea with in a What If issue before and this isn't the first time she's had Asgardian powers. "New"

>She has her own book
The Mighty Thor which is the only Thor book out right now and Thor Odinson is not the protagonist. He will be soon but not right now. We're a bit into "The Death of the Mighty Thor" right now.

>Has it's own lore
What? It's Jane flying around as she cosplays as her ex and takes his friends/family while she dies of cancer (both literal and metaphorical cancer). I know he hasn't read it but I'm not even sure how he thinks this.

 

[Professor Iris]

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That last point is completely wrong.

Dobson, if you are a Thor fan, then you'd know that Jane Foster replacing Odinson is NOT "her own lore". This happened during the MAIN Thor storyline, with Odinson not longer being Worthy to lift Mjolnir. As a Thor reader, you'd HAVE to acknowledge that this was a thing that happened in the history of the character. You can't crop out Fem!Thor from the main storyline without causing a huge gap in Odinson's.

Also, if "Thor" is a title like Marvel wants to have you believe it is now, then yes, Jane Foster IS literally a gender flipped Thor.

Splinter looks like a Ren and Stimpy character.

Splinter looks like what would happen if you stepped on a rat.

Jesus CHRIST, what a dickehead!
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Honestly, between this and the "white guilt" crack you did a while ago, I'd fully endorse you getting perma-banned from Twitter, because it seems that you've learned nothing

It is FUCKING impossible that a person can be this god damn ignorant about their hypocrisy, Christ!
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Dobson. These are people telling you that you are wrong.
And some of them were NOT white, either.

Oh my fucking god...
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Dobson, have you honestly gone full re-tard here?

 

[Gordon Cole]

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So this randy gives examples of comics that incorporate political themes in ways that don't come off as preachy...And Dobbles still willfully misses the point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So this randy gives examples of comics that incorporate political themes in ways that don't come off as preachy...And Dobbles still willfully misses the point.
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Dobson is autistic. There is no other explanation, other than being retarded.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Dobson is autistic. There is no other explanation, other than being exceptional.

He could just be that much of a complete dick, but I actually think it's both.