Surtur and littlebiscuits guide to F.A.T.A.L

[Descent]

Spoiler: manhood

This man has never had sex. Ever.

Thanks, been awhile since I had something good to record for the vocaroo thread.

In the original version of F.A.T.A.L it was possible to roll a zero or even negative anal circumference.

...HOW DOES THAT WORK!? D:

 

[applecat]

Me after reading this thread:

 

[Caddchef]

Thanks, been awhile since I had something good to record for the vocaroo thread.

...HOW DOES THAT WORK!? D:

Just noticed this... 10D100s?

ROLL x10 No. D100s TO DETERMINE PENIS LENGTH!?

 

[Quote Me Now]

How to play FATAL

Step 1: Roll for anal circumference
Step 2: ????
Step 3: No profit. You're playing FATAL.

 

[Foulmouth]

Thanks, been awhile since I had something good to record for the vocaroo thread.

...HOW DOES THAT WORK!? D:

Only larger penises can negate the anal negative modifier.
(No Idea, am drunk)

 

[Burned Man]

FATAL the only game where having a negative anal circumference is probably a good thing.

 

[Tenchi]

I feel like I've taken 1d1000 damage to my sanity with a plus 2 of shame for knowing about this book.

 

[exball]

I feel like I've taken 1d1000 damage to my sanity with a plus 2 of shame for knowing about this book.

Roll for mental scarring.

 

[Tenchi]

Roll for mental scarring.

Damn Natural 1 AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

[Ahffline]

What? I can't-- is this a real thing? Seriously?

 

[ASoulMan]

 

[Burned Man]

What? I can't-- is this a real thing? Seriously?

Oh its real and if I'm not mistaken this the second version that came out.

 

[Ahffline]

Oh its real and if I'm not mistaken this the second version that came out.

You have to be a special class of exceptional for this. Clearly.

 

[Burned Man]

You have to be a special class of exceptional for this. Clearly.

Truly those who created it aren't right of mind and neither are the people who play it ironically. Unless they like the gratuitous amount of math and numbers in the game.

 

[EDFHemlock]

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I've got an +7 enchanted bag of holding

 

[Surtur]

I want to take a minute to go over what this guy thinks of as a great way of rolling characters. [(10d100/5)-2]. How is this even a thing? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? Of course in his rebuttul to the classic RPGNet review on the system, he claimed this method produced a perfect bell curve. Because that's what I want in a RPG. Bell curves.

 

[littlebiscuits]

LIKE HE HAS THE RIGHT TO LECTURE US ABOUT ETHICS AND MORALS

 

[littlebiscuits]

Everyone, please roll for anorexia nervosa.

 

[Burned Man]

Everyone, please roll for anorexia nervosa.

Is this game all Roll-playing or this there a part where I can decide how to play my character and the numbers don't decide?