Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[3-D]

Wouldn't it be much quicker to call first and give them the evidence later? It's not like you need to show proof of a crime right away just to call the emergency hotline. Hell why would you ever take the more time-consuming option when there's a fucking murderer up and about?

Spoiler: you'll never believe why

:autism:

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

-Characters are static and Yandere-chan is just your stereotypical yandere.

Except she's not. Yandere characters are emotional.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

If we're being optimistic, there can be good reasons for this timer:
A) The school's service is incredibly shitty.
B) They take a lot of time to type out what's happening.
C) The timer ends when they've sent the text to the police.
D) All of the above.

Also- they're shown to be texting, not calling. They're texting the photo to the police.

And how do this group apparently have the police's number directly in their phone? Well, one of the girl's fathers is a policeman. Shocking, I know.

OK go it, so instead of calling the cops like normal people, they have to take sick-ass selfies with the bodies, find the right filter, figure out how to hashtag to get the most attention points and text it to their friend's stupid copdad in order to actually to actually get cops over there. Seems legit.

Even the optimistic route is stupid, because no sane person tries to TEXT cops unless they are deaf/speech impaired and they have the text-to-911 feature - which is only available in certain locations. It makes the entire option even stupider because hitting 9-1-1 and talk is a lot faster than snap pic, find contact, write message, send file to said contact, send. It's fucking ridiculous.

 

[princess13456789]

OK go it, so instead of calling the cops like normal people, they have to take sick-ass selfies with the bodies, find the right filter, figure out how to hashtag to get the most attention points and text it to their friend's stupid copdad in order to actually to actually get cops over there. Seems legit.

Even the optimistic route is stupid, because no sane person tries to TEXT cops unless they are deaf/speech impaired and they have the text-to-911 feature - which is only available in certain locations. It makes the entire option even stupider because hitting 9-1-1 and talk is a lot faster than snap pic, find contact, write message, send file to said contact, send. It's fucking ridiculous.

Eva Logic.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Eva Logic.

His logic is dumb and his research is shit.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

Well, one of the girl's fathers is a policeman.

fftopic: maybe, but something that I noticed about that post is that he mentioned that the newest member is also the most cruel one.
Unsurprisingly, that seems to be the Kiwi Farms-based girl.

 

[vertexwindi]

His logic is dumb and his research is shit.

lol it's not even research it's just knowing what people act like.

 

[almaden]

I might be late again, but that reddit post about Dad Cop had Alex’s brilliant explanation for bullies’ outdated fashion sense. Apparently, Musume decided one day that she’s bringing it back and everyone else just went with it.
Now that we can actually look at all the bullies together, Musume who is described as “the flashiest girl at school” looks a bit tame and boring compared to her underlings.

Also, our Green Bully really is indirectly described as the worst.

Spoiler: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS:

 

[Accel_Rider]

I might be late again, but that reddit post about Dad Cop had Alex’s brilliant explanation for bullies’ outdated fashion sense. Apparently, Musume decided one day that she’s bringing it back and everyone else just went with it.
Also, our Green Bully really is indirectly described as the worst.

Spoiler: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS:

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Remember when Alex made a fan of his cry?

 

[KlusterCurleyBrow]

Honestly, I don't think his explanation that Musume brought back an old style is terrible. If he insists on making her a gyaru, I think he made the best excuse possible for it.

As for his character that's based off of KiwiFarms... If that's true, I don't know what he thinks he's gaining by adding them in. Does he think anyone here will be... Sad? Or Something? It just brings attention to a place he desperately doesn't want his fans going to. Not to mention some people here will be getting their jollies off seeing him so distraught that this thread exists he needed to add a character into his game that represents it.

One might also find it rather funny that a character symbolic of KiwiFarms made it into the game before the first rival did. Hmm. It's almost poetic. Perhaps Alex should see some symbolism in that. He needs to put his focus where it's needed most. Not here, not on yet another rehash of sentries, but on the core game play mechanic that'll finally give players a win condition.

 

[princess13456789]

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/02/03/february-3rd-bug-fixing-build/

 

[OpenBASED]

https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2018/02/03/february-3rd-bug-fixing-build/

"Fixed bug that prevented the player from choosing an animation for a girl in Pose Mode."
How did I just find out about this fucking feature and why does it not surprise me that it exists in this amateur tit "game"?

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

• Fixed bug that caused bullies to bully members of their own group.

Lol, I'm sure that wasn't a bug, he just simply forgot to code it.

 

[Senor Chicken]

Lol, I'm sure that wasn't a bug, he just simply forgot to code it.

He only found this bug out from watching Jay's newest YanSim video.

He's his official unofficial free bug tester, after all.

 

[coachmuppet]

"3) I haven't put any thought into it at all"

Honestly, this can serve as the universal answer to every question he gets.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I tried giving him ways to fix his so-called "bullies" but he didn't want to listen. https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7uxxj9/musume_and_her_friends_suggestions/
Dev's response: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...9/musume_and_her_friends_suggestions/dto400a/

 

[Professional Meanie]

Has anyone else ever felt the desire to travel into the future 2-3 years and laugh at the fact that Yandere Simulator has only changed very subtly?

If we're being optimistic then Osana might be done by then.

EDIT:

I tried giving him ways to fix his so-called "bullies" but he didn't want to listen. https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/7uxxj9/musume_and_her_friends_suggestions/
Dev's response: https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...9/musume_and_her_friends_suggestions/dto400a/

Wow, you put a lot of thougt into this!

As you should when you're telling a story or making a game.

 

[Patreon-chan]

Hey, first time poster, long time lurker here. I usually wouldn't post but something's been bugging me about the gyaru bullies.
I know a lot of people here think that the green themed one might be a representation of Kiwifarms but I don't think that's the case when I saw a couple of tweets of people saying "Yandere Dev is so petty enough to make a bully off tumblr blog stop-yanderedev", etc. and it made me wonder why use "runs a hate blog" rather than let's say a forum or something that's closer to describing Kiwifarms if he really was trying to throw shade in this direction.
Made me think that maybe all of these new gyaru bullies are representations of the 'bullies' Alex had experienced during development, considering this guy hasn't had much real human interaction these past 4 years he probably forgot what a real bully is.

Here's a quick theory run down:
-Kokoro Momoiro (pink themed): opposes bullying but harasses people she doesn't like = those dang dirty SJWs
-Hana Daidaiyama (orange themed): fav activity is looking for dirt and digging up people's past = Kiwifarms
-Kashiko Murasaki (purple themed): fav activity is gossiping and spreading rumors = PULL
-Hoshiko Mizudori (green themed): only says negative things, runs a hate blog = anti-dev tumblr blogs and/or Kiwifarms
Whether this would be a subconscious action or not, it's still pretty exceptional if he did design these big nasty bullies with this in mind.

On a side note, I'm surprised no one has mentioned this weird bug (possibly an unfinished easter egg or unused model Alex left in the code) that Bijuu Mike accidentally activated by tapping something on the keyboard in this video.

I've never seen it before but the lab coat definitely looks like it's for that forgotten science club leader.

Feel free to rate this autistic or dumb.

 

[Not Noteworthy]

I think I may have just come up with a fool proof plan.

If we role play as Osana and keep bothering Alex about how we aren't implented, he'll get so upset over it that he'll put a caricature of her into the game to show us meanies. It might take a couple years but it'll still probably get Osana into the game faster than if we just wait for him to do it on his own.

(Note: in case it wasn't obvious, this is a joke and I do not seriously think someone should do this)

 

[dirtyflipflop]

I don't know if this has been discussed before, but Alex stole the writing off the desk from a manga called Koe no Katachi. He couldn't even be bothered to write a couple words.

Spoiler: Big image