Fun facts!

[Y2K Baby]

Who in the hell you told you that? I just had an icy one with my torta.

Please give me your address to confirm this fun fact.
(Or maybe they're just cutting back sales there.)

 

[Yop Yop]

Please give me your address to confirm this fun fact.
(Or maybe they're just cutting back sales there.)

Uno Dos Tres Calle Tacoquesadilla
Morelia, Michoacan

 

[blah]

After several months of trying hard to write informative posts, I've finally managed to even out the negative score I got for writing two negative posts about niggers.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Babies literally emit pheromones that make women want to have them.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Hitler only had one testicle and was a vegetarian

One of those is a straight-up lie and Hitler only tried a vegetarian diet to combat health concerns.

 

[Count groudon]

Both Saturn and Jupiter emit very distinct sound frequencies that humans can't normally hear. If these frequencies are translated into a frequency that can actually be heard, they're absolutely fucking terrifying.

 

[jewelry investor]

After several months of trying hard to write informative posts, I've finally managed to even out the negative score I got for writing two negative posts about niggers.

You're breaking even!
sell! sell! sell!

 

[fortunecookie]

The minister of education in Afghanistan is illiterate

 

[Ruin]

The minister of education in Afghanistan is illiterate

So is everyone else, what's your point?

 

[Y2K Baby]

So is everyone else, what's your point?

It's just an issue that somebody needs to read into it.

 

[0 0]

Both Saturn and Jupiter emit very distinct sound frequencies that humans can't normally hear. If these frequencies are translated into a frequency that can actually be heard, they're absolutely fucking terrifying.

This is some horror movie tier background noise and I love it.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You're breaking even!
sell! sell! sell!

 

[ICametoLurk]

If you blow hard enough into a woman's vagina she will die.

Use this wisdom well.

 

[JB 236]

Women over the age of 40 have weird smelling butts.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

One of the exhibits at the 1893 World's Fair was a life size sculpture of Lady Godiva on her horse made out of butter.

The World's Fair also was the debut of shredded wheat cereal, Juicy Fruit gum, and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

 

[TiggerNits]

The average dollar amount of a bank robbery in the current century is barely over $7500. Almost 80% of bank robbers are caught within 5 days of the robbery

So as a risk/reward thing you're way better off selling crack

 

[Azafran90]

Cats can learn to imitate the sounds of:
a) your baby crying
b) you orgasming

Both done with the intention of getting your sympathy

Uno Dos Tres Calle Tacoquesadilla
Morelia, Michoacan

plot-twist: it´s your actual adress

 

[Count groudon]

You're much more likely to die from slicing a major artery than losing a limb. The reason for this is that whenever one of your limbs become severed, your body goes into shock and the flow of blood to the remainder of the lost limb is slowed down significantly which greatly reduces the risk of bleeding out, while having a major artery split open simply doesn't cause your brain to register that it's in very grave danger so it attempts to heal the wound as it normally would any other cut, which sadly isn't enough to stop the blood from flowing out of the wound in time.

As someone who greatly fears death by exsanguination, this knowledge has only served to make my anxieties on the subject even more debilitating.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Most Toilets in SE Asia have a gun attachment that you use to rinse yourself after a shit. The water pressure varies GREATLY in places, often with hilarious results if the user doesn’t test the gun first/turn on a faucet if the pressure is too high.

 

[HY 140]

Prozac makes fish Angry