Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[HY 140]

I wanted to say this for a while: Bob's dick is so small, he needs a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers to masturbate.

his dick is the smallest thing in the universe

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob probably doesn't even jerk off. He likely can't get his dick up anymore thanks to his diabetes.

 

[Bungleboy]

You know that scene from Akira where the girl gets crushed to death in the mutant Tetsuo's flesh?

That's what sex with Bob would be like.

 

[AnOminous]

I wanted to say this for a while: Bob's dick is so small, he needs a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers to masturbate.

And a set of cleverly placed mirrors just to see it.

You know that scene from Akira where the girl gets crushed to death in the mutant Tetsuo's flesh?

That's what sex with Bob would be like.

At least it wouldn't be like that scene in Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

Because his dick is tiny.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Why hasn't Bob blocked this dude yet? I think I missed the exact reason, but he keeps showing up to dispute's Bob's stupidity with his own real life experience and Bob awkwardly cows to him.

 

[Bungleboy]

Moviebob then proceeded to hold his hand over a hot stovetop and called it harrassment when he got burned

 

[elder god]

Sharp as a marble.

Culture - yeah, none of that outside of the city, no culture at all, no music, no food, no drink, no ethnicity, no shared cultural beliefs, none of all that, nope, no siry.

Art - second verse same as the first, people who create art can clearly only come from the Coastal cities. No way in hell can it at all come from the midwest or the south. Sure Bob.

Justice - this is why the LAPD is infamous for their treatment of Black people, or the Baltimore police shown to be corrupt as fuck. Or Wiener texting underage girls, etc. etc. etc.

knowledge - On the one hand, some of the best schools in the world do come from those areas, on the other hand, many students of those schools come from all over, and the shit inner city schools are notorious for producing under-educated kids.

through science, tech, - there are a lot of science and tech innovations going on in the less urban areas though. Take it from an electrical engineer, while we don't have the sexiest of stuff being made out in the midwest, we do work on a lot of stuff, from power, to heavy machinery, to agriculture, we are actually doing a lot of cool things to advance fields in science and tech.

self-re-examination - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if there are two things I would never accuse bob of, they would be self examination, and self reflection.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

self-re-examination - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if there are two things I would never accuse bob of, they would be self examination, and self reflection.

Bob couldn't self-examine himself if he was tied a bench and was forced to look into a mirror for five years straight.

 

[[username]]

You know that scene from Akira where the girl gets crushed to death in the mutant Tetsuo's flesh?

That's what sex with Bob would be like.

For some reason I can't rate things "horrifying" so I wanted to tell you how dare you make me imagine that with my own mind

 

[Positron]

You know that scene from Akira where the girl gets crushed to death in the mutant Tetsuo's flesh?

That's what sex with Bob would be like.

But with Bob there is a safe phrase that repels him like garlic to vampire: I voted Trump!

 

[Red Hood]

You know that scene from Akira where the girl gets crushed to death in the mutant Tetsuo's flesh?

That's what sex with Bob would be like.

Sex with Bob is like time travel. A complete hypothetical existing only in fiction.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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Got to admit, never thought I'd agree with a bernie voter.

Hey look at that, Bob's bringing the country together and healing divisions.

The average Bernie (and most likely Hillary) is a pretty normal person with ordinary beliefs which you happen to disagree with, if Bob was a die hard trump supporter I'm pretty sure everyone would still hate him, even if his farm page would most likely be smaller.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

So congrats, MauLer. You are now my pick for the anti-Bob. When I say "Kill all humans (except karen gillan)" I'll start adding "and mauler" to the end. (oh and I was a bit angry about Bob sullying her by mentioning her on twitter)

(other 2 parts recommended for those who hate TLJ)

EDIT: Hah! I finally made it to the 1:30 mark and he does specifically call out moviebob as one of the ones defending the train wreck of a movie.

EDIT 2: And at the very, VERY end, he takes a shot at Dan Olson. /salute

Whoa! Hey! How did we miss this? Somewhere hidden deep in MauLer's video is an Easter egg pointing to a critique of MovieBob's "Rei is a Star Wars Fangirl" Meta-Review:

There's also a review of IHE's positive TLJ review, but Bob's portion takes up the first 48 minutes of the commentary.

TL;DR: They conclude Bob is an idiot with flimsy opinions,- something the most cursory visit to Kiwifarms could have told them.

Enjoy!

 

[Wesley Willis]

his dick is the smallest thing in the universe

It's not smaller than Maddox's fanbase.

 

[Flexo]

Whoa! Hey! How did we miss this? Somewhere hidden deep in MauLer's video is an Easter egg pointing to a critique of MovieBob's "Rei is a Star Wars Fangirl" Meta-Review:

There's also a review of IHE's positive TLJ review, but Bob's portion takes up the first 48 minutes of the commentary.

TL;DR: They conclude Bob is an idiot with flimsy opinions,- something the most cursory visit to Kiwifarms could have told them.

Enjoy!

Awesome find! Thanks.

*clicks to watch*

Um... when did Bob start using his own face instead of the generic clip art faces? That's... that's a very poor idea, Bob.

On the other hand we can get reaction shots now.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, there goes the last of my respect for Patton Oswalt.

Calling him a "waste of oxygen" sure sounds like harassment, don't it?

Sperging about Tarantino and 90s directors.

Spoiler: I'd call it the Westard Expansion

Speaking of not understanding words:

Also, due to some irl circumstances this week, I'm gonna be less active on the site. I should start picking up the slack later this week, but I still need someone brave and/or foolish enough to screencap.

 

[The Valeyard]

Um... when did Bob start using his own face instead of the generic clip art faces? That's... that's a very poor idea, Bob.

He's been using those since he got fired from The Escapist. Which I think was because The Escapist owns everything that Bob made while he was under their employment.

 

[NQ 952]

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You gon get raped.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Tries to be smart, and yet serialized stories still elude him.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Tries to be smart, and yet serialized stories still elude him.
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Once again. He missed the fucking point of the show. The origin season isn't for frank. It's for jigsaw. Frank is a key player of the plot. His past wasn't a beginning point for his punisher persona. It's the factor of building up toward his transformation. Frank is not the cold blooded vigilante we seen in Max yet. And when he does. That's when the show will end.

Chipman can sperg all he wants of seeing Punisher punishing crap. But he ain't getting it. If the show will be about Frank coming to terms with what he does. Then they'll stick to it.