DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[StylishAcolyte]

What's with this crazed, wide eyed, open mouth smile he does in his "DSP Tries It" videos now? He did the same shit in the shower video. Does he think this makes it looks like he's having fun? It's awful.
Also, his patchy goatee is turning noticeably gray. Fucking shave it off already.

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Oh god that face, he did that a lot in the Crash Bandicoot runs and it was scary as fuck.

I remember a certain moment during Crash 2 where he misses a gem that requires you to be in the middle of a pit while falling and he did that same face.

 

[Collections Agent]

Phil only has 3 faces:

Smug
Angry
Clueless.

 

[Done]

Sure. I'm not honestly that up to date on the TraditionalGames saga (only the relatively newer accounts).

Could you please tag the appropriate accounts (I only know of some of them) so we can make sure to be autistic and how our "formal dox request" forms in order.

The weird thing is, I can't, for some reason I can't tag in those usernames, so I'll have to settle for links to their user pages instead:

SilkyEnigma:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/silkyenigma.18543/

TraditionalGames:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/traditionalgames.12441/

Butta:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/butta.11663/

 

[neger psykolog]

The weird thing is, I can't, for some reason I can't tag in those usernames, so I'll have to settle for links to their user pages instead:

SilkyEnigma:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/silkyenigma.18543/

TraditionalGames:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/traditionalgames.12441/

Butta:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/butta.11663/

ok cool i put in da request

 

[Near]

Butta seems to have hell of a bipolar disorder.

 

[Freshtodeath]

What the fuck is he doing? Between this and the shower video you get a good idea of what he thinks made his terrible vlogs interesting to watch and he is way off. People watched to see Phil fail like the dunce he is, not this overacting cringe bullshit. This is what your money goes to paypigs. Bet Phil writes these products off on his taxes he won't stop bitching about as well.

Oh don't want to spoil the "MYSTERY BONUS!!!" but like always Phil tries to capitalize on something way too late.

Yeah his idea of what's funny has always been way off. For instance, when he cooked the omelette in a pan with a metal spatula and got mad at his fans that was fucking hilarious. That's what made old videos funny. Not whatever he's doing now.

 

[AmericFront]

That tight shirt in the new DSP tries it video really reminds me of Alex Jones. He's got the perfect Alex Jones body type.

what are the chances of him holding in his stomach or wearing a corset to hide his belly fat? He always looks fatter when he's streaming

 

[Sparkletor]

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever posted...

What if Phil's body is so atrophied because he is an ancient astronaut?

 

[Don Kang]

What's with this crazed, wide eyed, open mouth smile he does in his "DSP Tries It" videos now? He did the same shit in the shower video. Does he think this makes it looks like he's having fun? It's awful.
Also, his patchy goatee is turning noticeably gray. Fucking shave it off already.

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He's got a decent-sized bald spot coming in at the top of his head too. I bet he'll start wearing beanies all the time like fucking faze banks.

 

[Freshtodeath]

He's got a decent-sized bald spot coming in at the top of his head too. I bet he'll start wearing beanies all the time like fucking faze banks.

you mean like this?

 

[Wurstbrot]

His best keept secret? Not much of a secret when you show pictures and talk about her personalife...

A guy who paints his whole house in yellow but one tiny part is mixed with a small amount of orange has still a tiny part of yellow. If he has no secrets at all, this is still his biggest secret.

On the other hand, DSP is a notorious liar (all the time) or is just simply wrong (all the time), so what do we know.

 

[Sparkletor]

Unlike the 35 year old men at TGWTG, Phil won't shave his head bald to hide the fact he is going bald. He will be sporting a greasy authentic Italian combover before 2019.

 

[Ilscuro]

Yeah his idea of what's funny has always been way off. For instance, when he cooked the omelette in a pan with a metal spatula and got mad at his fans that was fucking hilarious. That's what made old videos funny. Not whatever he's doing now.

Him trying to be funny nowadays is forced, the old Phil was naturally funny in very small bursts.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Him trying to be funny nowadays is forced, the old Phil was naturally funny in very small bursts.

One word: Desperation.

Since his paypig Viking is gone and also his chat can more freely express itself in his streams, he is forced to face a portion of reality and maybe a more dark future (so he can't have 2 houses anymore, right?). He doesn't do this shit on his own free will but because there is no other way as the methods of popular youtubers, without understanding why they're popular. You can clearly see how he grabs for straws.

A good entertainer, even if he is not likeable, can turn his weakness into a strength. For example: I don't like AngryJoe. But man! He embraces his flaws and this makes him kinda enjoyable - in a good way! PHILet Mignon won't do that. Because he is flawless as we all know. Wink wink.

 

[BallBuster]

One word: Desperation.

Since his paypig Viking is gone and also his chat can more freely express itself in his streams, he is forced to face a portion of reality and maybe a more dark future (so he can't have 2 houses anymore, right?). He doesn't do this shit on his own free will but because there is no other way as the methods of popular youtubers, without understanding why they're popular. You can clearly see how he grabs for straws.

A good entertainer, even if he is not likeable, can turn his weakness into a strength. For example: I don't like AngryJoe. But man! He embraces his flaws and this makes him kinda enjoyable - in a good way! PHILet Mignon won't do that. Because he is flawless as we all know. Wink wink.

The chat isn’t as free anymore. I saw silly posts like “looks like he’s having a stroke” get deleted last night. PapaLou was getting timeouts constantly as well.

 

[BatChatillon]

When you laugh at Troy Baker for wearing a scarf in a studio but you have to wear beanies and other head-dresses inside your "office" to hide bald spots.

 

[Phalanx]

Jesus Christ he acts as running errands is a monumental task. Oh wow he is going to help clean by that he means sitting watching netflix - he is so transparent at this point, I don't want to lose out of content - translation "I need that money I really do." Yeah best kept secret really means the second we know where she is from, she is getting doxxed but most likely Phil will blabber it because he is an egotistical prick who is smug because he has a soulmaid.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Him trying to be funny nowadays is forced, the old Phil was naturally funny in very small bursts.

I legit cannot think of a good joke he made in recent times that made me chuckle. Not a single one.

Whenever i laugh when i watch his streams is because he says something so dumb that makes me go "Get a load of this guy...".

One word: Desperation.

Since his paypig Viking is gone and also his chat can more freely express itself in his streams, he is forced to face a portion of reality and maybe a more dark future (so he can't have 2 houses anymore, right?). He doesn't do this shit on his own free will but because there is no other way as the methods of popular youtubers, without understanding why they're popular. You can clearly see how he grabs for straws.

A good entertainer, even if he is not likeable, can turn his weakness into a strength. For example: I don't like AngryJoe. But man! He embraces his flaws and this makes him kinda enjoyable - in a good way! PHILet Mignon won't do that. Because he is flawless as we all know. Wink wink.

He is so salty about other streamers too, he complains who watch them and give them money are dumb but somebody should fucking tell him that fracturing your fanbase and antagonizing them is usually a bad idea if you want your stream to grow.

 

[SoGoose]

Didn't realise dsp has such big tits

 

[ThePlagueTND]

WTF
NOT A CLOWN. Cringy as fuck.

Again this DSP Tries It is edited so I can't complain too much on that front. For the most part the edit was good enough.

However, why is his shirt so tight? Good lord. I would say it's because he's gaining weight but at this moment I think he's losing weight so...were they tighter? He needs to go up a size for the time being.

The Wax Vac while the best part, was odd. It's like he saw a Grav3yard Girl video and tried to emulate it a tad. Please don't make me mention her again Phil...

He also lifted a Wax Vac joke from a guy called Jaboody Dubs. The "get two to use at the same time" joke. It may have been coincidental though. But I'm sure if you search Wax Vac on YouTube, Jaboody's video is one of the first you see so he may have stolen it.

The fidget spinner one is waaaaaay to late. Almost a full calendar year too late. I really wonder if he just now saw the Alex Jones fidget spinner video and that's why he did it. I did enjoy the joke about him always knowing what is popular...God I hope it was a joke.

All in all. It's wasn't all that bad. It had a little production value which is more than the zero production value in 99% of DSP videos. Parts seemed scripted and he actually had to put on a personality for once. Dare I say he's changing his ways? Yes but we all know Phil, when one of these videos doesn't get 400k views, he'll go right back to the old style. So no.